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Schaub's Comedy Special: Gringo Papi

Also 0/10 even worse than his last one.

I'd describe it as imagine a Mexican comedian making tired and cliche Mexican jokes for 25 minutes. Now imagine hes white. There you go.
I'm in agony 4:53 in even if he had good material like good writing lets say his delivery and cadence is awful for comedy he simply does not know how to tell a joke more abhorrently he does not do it with the skill of a professional.
 
I listened to it just now but I lost interest roughly few minutes. The mexican carb and beans stuff is pretty low hanging fruit. I support fucking the boys during the pandemic though
 
6:45 in

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It feels like they injected fake laughs in they dont show the crowd laughing. The lip of shaub looks like it has injections.

The spicy latina joke was also hacky AF about his wife
 
9:30 mins in I dont think I can continue i'm down for the count. That puerto rican short stop joke was too bad im out.

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All the schaub hate = more money.
There is fame and then there is infamy. Schaub is infamous and the new Chris Chan lolcow that must be milked. Schwab was gadooshed from Showtime, his shows were not selling, he could not even get a network to carry this “speshul” so he had to put it free on YouTube, where it has the lowest rating in the history of IMDb at present. Even Logan Paul mocked him over this.

He is currently trying to spend money to make money, grow his brand, but the damage is done. To make matters worse, the fighter and the kid fell apart, Callen in all kinda of trouble, Schaub let go of Showtime, and he made a career ending mistake by being a comedian that sued a small YouTube for making fun on him/tried suing Annie Lederman and Bobby Lee’s waifu for exposing him cheating and womanizing.

Things are not good for Bapa at all and going to be getting worse as this homeless cat explosion continues.
 
It feels like they injected fake laughs in they dont show the crowd laughing. The lip of shaub looks like it has injections.

The spicy latina joke was also hacky AF about his wife
They actually did lol. The internet combined is an undefeated adversary, and 65k united homeless cats working together at PF Chang’s found the exact laugh track that he used.

This is why Schaub will continue to fail, because he keeps on shooting him self in the foot and can’t learn or be humble. The guy simply has no business being a calmic or anything other than teaching kids BJJ or pee wee football or something. There is the Schaub as he is (make a wish CTE riddled Bee sting victim that can’t complete a sentence and is famous for getting KTFO‘d in the UFC, ethered by Rogan and being redacted) and the Schaub as he sees himself as (intellectual titan, GOAT comic & fighter, sex symbol, bbbeast worth ethnic).
 
What’s the P.F. Chang’s thing all about ? That his haters / fake fans/ Reddit guys whatever talk about ?
Schaub said that anyone that had any criticisms for him did not know anything and their opinion totally invalid, as worthy of merit as a homeless person, a cat typing on a keyboard or someone working at PF Chang’s - this is why they call themselves homeless cats and refer to the subreddit as Changs. As any long time MMA fan can tell you, it was this arrogance over the years that got him a legion of detractors that relished seeing him KO’d, such as the “shut it down” or “you’d be surprised” delusions.

Chang’s is not so much negative as it is hilarious and very creative. There is a reason it has so many members and is so popular. Once you go down the rabbit hole there, you never get off the fryers.
 
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I'm in agony 4:53 in even if he had good material like good writing lets say his delivery and cadence is awful for comedy he simply does not know how to tell a joke more abhorrently he does not do it with the skill of a professional.
Totally agree. The material is hacky stuff but the delivery is what really makes it amateurish. If you give this trash writing to a good comic like Louie or Dave they could actually make it work, inspite of the hacky material. That's because they're real professionals who developed their delivery, timing, tone etc. over years of performing. They learned the intangibles and probably had a natural gift for performing and speaking from which to build on.

Schaub clearly just doesn't have the natural gifts to build upon and he's not smart enough to recognize and hone the nuances that make a comedian good. He's almost 10 years into the game and still sounds like a first-year open mic guy. He's clearly not cut out for this business and his relationship with Joe is the only reason why he's been able to uphold this comedian facade for so long.
 
this was A LOT better than his first stand-up show, but this is still pretty bad. the one thing i noticed about this one, is how much more relaxed schaub is. it helps with the flow of the show. but the bottom line, is that schaub doesn't tell funny jokes or stories. it's like someone with zero talent trying to excel at something that is so foreign to them.
Honestly he still seems stiff and self conscious to me. He doesn't seem to have a firm command of the material and it ends up coming out forced. He's clearly not a natural but he also lacks the intelligence to learn how to become a respectable comic in spite of his lack of natural talent.
 
Who the hell are these people in the background laughing so obnoxiously and yelling WOO!!! At unfunny shit.

Same thing was in his last special. They have to be plants. I cant believe anyone would be that into it.
Who the hell are these people in the background laughing so obnoxiously and yelling WOO!!! At unfunny shit.

Same thing was in his last special. They have to be plants. I cant believe anyone would be that into it.
It's very clearly a laugh track. It has that tinny, eq adjusted sound you hear on laugh tracks from TV.
 
Other comedians work for years and years to get anywhere. I remember hearing about Chris Dleia being at the clubs every single night dating back like 20 years ago, trying to hone his skills. Compare that with Brendan who jumped up to the front of the line due to his friendship with Rogan.

It seems like he’ll have short-term success in this field due to rising too high, too fast…like in mma.
Once his current fan base outgrows him within the next 5 years he will be fuckin toast.
 
Totally agree. The material is hacky stuff but the delivery is what really makes it amateurish. If you give this trash writing to a good comic like Louie or Dave they could actually make it work, inspite of the hacky material. That's because they're real professionals who developed their delivery, timing, tone etc. over years of performing. They learned the intangibles and probably had a natural gift for performing and speaking from which to build on.

Schaub clearly just doesn't have the natural gifts to build upon and he's not smart enough to recognize and hone the nuances that make a comedian good. He's almost 10 years into the game and still sounds like a first-year open mic guy. He's clearly not cut out for this business and his relationship with Joe is the only reason why he's been able to uphold this comedian facade for so long.
Even guys like felipe esparza and george lopez can make shitty jokes work just based on their delivery. A comic like frank castillo or a fahim anwar also know how to deliver jokes although fahim is also an excellent writer.
 
Dear lord man. You should sign up for BUD/S, it will be a cake walk.
Bud/s Starvation,sleep deprivation,exhaustion and hypothermia seem like they would be more enjoyable than the 9:30 mins of shaubs comedy that I endured.
 
Bud/s Starvation,sleep deprivation,exhaustion and hypothermia seem like they would be more enjoyable than the 9:30 mins of shaubs comedy that I endured.

I guarantee if Schaub comedy had existed at the time it would have been the audio weapon of choice to drive Noriega out of his compound.
 
Totally agree. The material is hacky stuff but the delivery is what really makes it amateurish. If you give this trash writing to a good comic like Louie or Dave they could actually make it work, inspite of the hacky material. That's because they're real professionals who developed their delivery, timing, tone etc. over years of performing. They learned the intangibles and probably had a natural gift for performing and speaking from which to build on.

Schaub clearly just doesn't have the natural gifts to build upon and he's not smart enough to recognize and hone the nuances that make a comedian good. He's almost 10 years into the game and still sounds like a first-year open mic guy. He's clearly not cut out for this business and his relationship with Joe is the only reason why he's been able to uphold this comedian facade for so long.

Yeah the one thing Schaub has is confidence, so he's able to stand there in the pocket and just keep going. But that also robs us of the only avenue that existed for actual entertainment, watching his confidence sink with each shitty joke until he can barely get his material out and then either just crumples and fades away into an Andy Kaufman mouse voice or else starts getting angry at the audience for not laughing.
 
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