SBBC: Of midgets and manlets.

[El Chimpo]

You still have a bum waiting on your couch to welcome you home?

no hes gone

 

[Gus Fring]

@Corona
I forgot to ask. How much is an uber gonna cost on st paddys night. Around 9:30-10:00 pm? From HB to the arts district in LA.

 

[Poon Goon]

no hes gone

I have a feeling he is resting in piss somewhere right now missing you and your couch and your Netflix and your homie and your homie's gf/his daughter. Don't you kinda miss him too though? Maybe let him come back for a little bit.

 

[El Chimpo]

I have a feeling he is resting in piss somewhere right now missing you and your couch and your Netflix and your homie and your homie's gf/his daughter. Don't you kinda miss him too though? Maybe let him come back for a little bit.

he can come back if he literally eats shit and lives

 

[El Chimpo]

my work boo (russian chick who doesnt know my name) cut off three of her toes during a mowing accident

 

[Graves The Elder]

how does one actually do such a thing?
did she literally stick her foot under a lawn mower ffs?

 

[Graves The Elder]

and then the obligatory Russian joke:

"In Russia, you don't use mower, mower uses YOU."

 

[El Chimpo]

dont know the whole story..she was going up hill and slipped..came back on her i guess

 

[ChillyPalmer]

She's got 7 toes now. Totally in your league.

Grime time

 

[El Chimpo]

 

[HunterSdVa29]

Clumsy or not, that girl is a g. Mowing the lawn, AND sacrificed the body literally in the process?

Damn

 

[wlu.29]

You sound poor

Hawaiian pizza is goat

 

[wlu.29]

Everyone is coming along nicely. The odor of our delicacies will bear fruit to our ravenous nature...

Odour

 

[Revolver]

@Corona
I forgot to ask. How much is an uber gonna cost on st paddys night. Around 9:30-10:00 pm? From HB to the arts district in LA.

price it now and then double it at least.

 

[wlu.29]

Going to Vegas for 4 days for the first time next month.... Any suggestions from you heathens on shit I need to hit up?

Guy Savoy at Caesars is the best meal I've ever had

 

[El Chimpo]

Clumsy or not, that girl is a g. Mowing the lawn, AND sacrificed the body literally in the process?

Damn

shes hot too

drives a forklift at work so she doesnt truly need all ten toes

 

[Michaelangelo]

my work boo (russian chick who doesnt know my name) cut off three of her toes during a mowing accident

wbu's soulmate

 

[wlu.29]

wbu's soulmate

Not sure how Mrs. Wbu feels about this.

 

[HunterSdVa29]

Ol girl changed FB status to single, so im officially good now.

Tbh tho, havent been in grime mode and not trying to meet chicks online this time.

Limited options, shit

 

[senri]

Odour

thank you