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SBBC: Of midgets and manlets.

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All this talk about frozen 'za and ketchup is making me ravenous
nice reference
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Allow it to overwhelm you as you salivate, and just before the first drop begins slide down your lips, bite onto it and suck it back in. The dry wind around you will moisten and cool your flexible orifice before the second wave of consuming emotion begins to set in again. As this happens perch your lips, and swallow the over producing saliva that is already inhabited within you. From there give yourself some time before the cortex summons more fluids to build up in your sweet youthful mouth. Look up to the sky and breathe out, look back down to the reward that awaits you, as your gaze draws you, every so slightly graze your face over what will be absorbed. Take all of the fragrance inside of you, allow your cortex to register the existence of the nutrients that it demands for it's survival.

Close your eyes.....Feel the senses of the flesh before you.....Imagine it's life.....Comprehend it's origins.....Envision the architecture of it's glorious form, embrace the texture....

Open your eyes.....slide it softly inside of you as it meets the tip your tongue..... To the touch transfix in it's sentient flavors as you grow evermore with each mastication....

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You should text this exact message to your mother. I bet she would fucking flip. Especially with the flexible orifice part.
 
77 the next two days @Graverobber Spring is upon us. Rejoice.

Fuck I wish I had some vacation to get some fishing in. At least it will be nice out at work doe.
 
amen, brother
been on the bike the last few days.
planning a long ride tomo.
too bad TRD isn't here.
he's a good training partner
dude can ride a bike like a boss.
@therealdope
 
stop gaying shit up, senri
too much saliva and mastication
and stop posting Braz's avi dude.
it's creeping me out


What you are feeling is the shedding as you become something new, something beautiful.
 
You should text this exact message to your mother. I bet she would fucking flip. Especially with the flexible orifice part.

My goodness Mr Moon, my mother was gone long long long time ago.
 
My goodness Mr Moon, my mother was gone long long long time ago.
Condolences. My mother is not of this planet either. However, when you say long long long, it make me think you could be a vampire.
 
Condolences. My mother is not of this planet either. However, when you say long long long, it make me think you could be a vampire.

No worries Mr Moon. Hahahah no no vampires don't exist i wouldn't worry about that.

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Vampires absolutely exist

settle down now Mr Faustian. We can't be talking of false idols again...You are starting to sound like John William Polidori, who was a great writer i must say.
 
Going to Vegas for 4 days for the first time next month.... Any suggestions from you heathens on shit I need to hit up?
 
Going to Vegas for 4 days for the first time next month.... Any suggestions from you heathens on shit I need to hit up?
Spearmint rhino, hakkassan, xs and some of the pool parties.
 
Going to Vegas for 4 days for the first time next month.... Any suggestions from you heathens on shit I need to hit up?
This guy is a world renowned chef that has an establishment in Vegas. I hear its highly recommended.

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