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SBBC : Mayweather Boxeo GOAT edition

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ISIS in blackface said:
It's pouring over here, on my way home some guy hydroplaned across the state road spinning out right in front of me. He was stuck in a fence, me and 2 other dudes pulled over and helped him push it out of the fence and back into the street.

Only thing wrong with the car were a few scratches, and his muffler came off. Dude is lucky as shit, as soon as I saw him spin and hop the curb into my lane and then do a spin into the fence I thought he was dead, dude was going fast as shit.
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Damn man. Was Ja'mychal in the car with you?
 
mooninite54 said:
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This is random but I ran into Andie McDowell at a high end women's apparel store about 15 yrs ago. She is a plain Jane, maybe even a bit frumpy. Short as well. There is no way she is 5'9" (as claimed on the interwebz) - LOL.
 
therealdope said:
This is random but I ran into Andie McDowell at a high end women's apparel store about 15 yrs ago. She is a plain Jane, maybe even a bit frumpy. Short as well. There is no way she is 5'9" (as claimed on the interwebz) - LOL.
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They lie about actresses heights often so that you think actors like Tom Cruise aren't 5'7 manlets.
 
ISIS in blackface said:
They lie about actresses heights often so that you think actors like Tom Cruise aren't 5'7 manlets.
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I wouldn't really know but after running into her I decided to Google her and was shocked to see her claimed height was 5'9". the only other celeb I've ever really talked to was Heidi Klum and Seal. He was a normal size and she is legit pretty tall. Not as tall as my wife but pretty close.
 
therealdope said:
This is random but I ran into Andie McDowell at a high end women's apparel store about 15 yrs ago. She is a plain Jane, maybe even a bit frumpy. Short as well. There is no way she is 5'9" (as claimed on the interwebz) - LOL.
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Only thing I remember about her is seeing her titty through some lingerie and it might have been in Multiplicity. Areola looked nice, nipple looked real pretty.
 
therealdope said:
This is random but I ran into Andie McDowell at a high end women's apparel store about 15 yrs ago. She is a plain Jane, maybe even a bit frumpy. Short as well. There is no way she is 5'9" (as claimed on the interwebz) - LOL.
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lol, how about ann coulter at the airport? that pic of her elongated, alien hand you texted me was classic.
it speaks to your modest demeanor that you didn't ask for a selfie with her, straight up.
I know I would have.
 
Graverobber said:
lol, how about ann coulter at the airport? that pic of her elongated, alien hand you texted me was classic.
it speaks to your modest demeanor that you didn't ask for a selfie with her, straight up.
I know I would have.
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The fuck is wrong with you? A man of your advanced age or a MAN of any age would never ask for a "selfie" with anyone.
 
you miss the point, when you're old you can get away with pretty much anything.
me: "hey lady, can I take a pic with you for my grandkid?"
lady whoever: (to self 'he's a harmless old fucker, sure) "of course sir, what's your grandkids name?"
(under my breath) "his name is SATAN!"
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hahahahahahah
 
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Graverobber said:
you miss the point, when you're old you can get away with pretty much anything.
me: "hey lady, can I take a pic with you for my grandkid?"
lady whoever: (to self 'he's a harmless old fucker, sure) "of course sir, what's your grandkids name?"
(under my breath) "his name is SATAN!"
hahahahahahah
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lmfao
 
So far my favorite episode in GoT is the one I just watched.

Season 4 episode 6, where Tyrion is on trial for Joffreys murder and he just goes ballistic at the end and calls for trial by combat, Peter Dinklage is a damn good actor.
 
This Rachel Nichols filling in on PTI has made me want to puke my fucking guts out. She's not fun, she's not funny. I think I hate her. Right up there with Sara Spain.
 
mooninite54 said:
This Rachel Nichols filling in on PTI has made me want to puke my fucking guts out. She's not fun, she's not funny. I think I hate her. Right up there with Sara Spain.
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I said something similar the other day.

She went on a 10 minute rant about how no one should buy the Floyd/Conor fight because Conor is a racist and Floyd is a women beater.
 
ISIS in blackface said:
I said something similar the other day.

She went on a 10 minute rant about how no one should buy the Floyd/Conor fight because Conor is a racist and Floyd is a women beater.
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Her bullshit rant yesterday in response to the fight was almost as bad. I just fast forwarded through most of that segment.
 
Graverobber said:
she's a fucking ditch pig.
I wouldn't fuck her with your dick
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While I agree about the pig part, I would indeed attempt to fuck her with your dick as long as I had some herbal supplements or a pencil and some tape.




That is an old man boner joke
 
Scrolling through Netflix I see a doc called "The Truth About Alcohol". There is not a sub title that says "its actually good for you" so I won't watch that shit.
 
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