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SBBC : Mayweather Boxeo GOAT edition

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Sir GymTanLaundry said:
99% of people in this thread:

Zeke is a woman beater. Fuck him. But if he's available in my big money draft I'm gonna get him.

Lmao
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Im the Jerry Jones of fantasy my dude. No one is safe.
 
It's pouring over here, on my way home some guy hydroplaned across the state road spinning out right in front of me. He was stuck in a fence, me and 2 other dudes pulled over and helped him push it out of the fence and back into the street.

Only thing wrong with the car were a few scratches, and his muffler came off. Dude is lucky as shit, as soon as I saw him spin and hop the curb into my lane and then do a spin into the fence I thought he was dead, dude was going fast as shit.
 
ISIS in blackface said:
It's pouring over here, on my way home some guy hydroplaned across the state road spinning out right in front of me. He was stuck in a fence, me and 2 other dudes pulled over and helped him push it out of the fence and back into the street.

Only thing wrong with the car were a few scratches, and his muffler came off. Dude is lucky as shit, as soon as I saw him spin and hop the curb into my lane and then do a spin into the fence I thought he was dead, dude was going fast as shit.
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Good deed on your part. I try to do shit like that when I can. My number one good deed is when I see a dog running loose with tags on I try to get it and call the owner. Results have pissed me off at times and I once ended up witnessing an obese man wailing with tears while shirtless in the middle of a street.
 
mooninite54 said:
Good deed on your part. I try to do shit like that when I can. My number one good deed is when I see a dog running loose with tags on I try to get it and call the owner. Results have pissed me off at times and I once ended up witnessing an obese man wailing with tears while shirtless in the middle of a street.
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I almost saw a major accident a few weeks ago because a dog was running across the same main state road as where the accident just was lol people were slamming on their breaks left and right as the dog played a real life game of frogger.
 
ISIS in blackface said:
I almost saw a major accident a few weeks ago because a dog was running across the same main state road as where the accident just was lol people were slamming on their breaks left and right as the dog played a real life game of frogger.
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I was grabbing a to go burger out at a shitty bar/grill out in the sticks on a county road. While I was waiting for my food we heard some loud noise outside. I got my burger and walked out. Literally saw a dude laying in the middle of the road after a hellacious wreck. People were running around and a lady was already tending to the dude saying she was a nurse. I realized I would be of no help so I drove my truck through a couple of ditches and got the fuck out of there to enjoy that burger. Went back for another burger a couple weeks later and heard the dude lived.

Moral of the story: Find a good burger place.
 
mooninite54 said:
I was grabbing a to go burger out at a shitty bar/grill out in the sticks on a county road. While I was waiting for my food we heard some loud noise outside. I got my burger and walked out. Literally saw a dude laying in the middle of the road after a hellacious wreck. People were running around and a lady was already tending to the dude saying she was a nurse. I realized I would be of no help so I drove my truck through a couple of ditches and got the fuck out of there to enjoy that burger. Went back for another burger a couple weeks later and heard the dude lived.

Moral of the story: Find a good burger place.
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I've seen the aftermath of quite a few wrecks, and I've been in a fender bender before, but tonight was probably the first time I was on the road and my stomach dropped.
 
ISIS in blackface said:
I've seen the aftermath of quite a few wrecks, and I've been in a fender bender before, but tonight was probably the first time I was on the road and my stomach dropped.
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Can't be certain if I would have done the same in your position. From what you said it sound like the dude was driving like an asshole. Between the adrenaline from being scared for my own life and the anger of him being a dick I don't think I would be able to push his car once I realized he was still alive. Or did I read it wrong and it was more weather related instead of him fucking around?
 
mooninite54 said:
Can't be certain if I would have done the same in your position. From what you said it sound like the dude was driving like an asshole. Between the adrenaline from being scared for my own life and the anger of him being a dick I don't think I would be able to push his car once I realized he was still alive. Or did I read it wrong and it was more weather related instead of him fucking around?
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Yea, he hydroplaned, it was pouring rain, I really couldn't tell if he was driving like an asshole, just that he was driving fast but it's a state road so it's a 60 mph limit.

He spun quite a few times going at a high speed and then jumped the curb and smashed into a chain link fence.

3 cars stopped, me, some guy and then some guy and his gf.
 
Got a jury duty notice today. Tossed that shit in the trash.
 
last jury notice I got I went in for.
judge gave out a questionnaire about gang members, since that was who was on trial for dbl homicide.
after I wrote all gang members should be publicly eviscerated and hanged from the wires like tennis shoes,
they excused me.
don't know why
 
I don't get mail so I don't get jury duty notices. Fuck living on the mail grid.
 
Graverobber said:
wow, how many of you guys are there?
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