SBBC : Mayweather Boxeo GOAT edition

[Joe Wong]

It's pouring over here, on my way home some guy hydroplaned across the state road spinning out right in front of me. He was stuck in a fence, me and 2 other dudes pulled over and helped him push it out of the fence and back into the street.

Only thing wrong with the car were a few scratches, and his muffler came off. Dude is lucky as shit, as soon as I saw him spin and hop the curb into my lane and then do a spin into the fence I thought he was dead, dude was going fast as shit.

Damn man. Was Ja'mychal in the car with you?

 

[therealdope]

I don't get mail so I don't get jury duty notices. Fuck living on the mail grid.

Who knew Mooninite54 was kramer.

 

[Almighty Angus]

Damn man. Was Ja'mychal in the car with you?

lmfao

 

[therealdope]

This is random but I ran into Andie McDowell at a high end women's apparel store about 15 yrs ago. She is a plain Jane, maybe even a bit frumpy. Short as well. There is no way she is 5'9" (as claimed on the interwebz) - LOL.

 

[Almighty Angus]

This is random but I ran into Andie McDowell at a high end women's apparel store about 15 yrs ago. She is a plain Jane, maybe even a bit frumpy. Short as well. There is no way she is 5'9" (as claimed on the interwebz) - LOL.

They lie about actresses heights often so that you think actors like Tom Cruise aren't 5'7 manlets.

 

[therealdope]

They lie about actresses heights often so that you think actors like Tom Cruise aren't 5'7 manlets.

I wouldn't really know but after running into her I decided to Google her and was shocked to see her claimed height was 5'9". the only other celeb I've ever really talked to was Heidi Klum and Seal. He was a normal size and she is legit pretty tall. Not as tall as my wife but pretty close.

 

[Poon Goon]

This is random but I ran into Andie McDowell at a high end women's apparel store about 15 yrs ago. She is a plain Jane, maybe even a bit frumpy. Short as well. There is no way she is 5'9" (as claimed on the interwebz) - LOL.

Only thing I remember about her is seeing her titty through some lingerie and it might have been in Multiplicity. Areola looked nice, nipple looked real pretty.

 

[Graves The Elder]

This is random but I ran into Andie McDowell at a high end women's apparel store about 15 yrs ago. She is a plain Jane, maybe even a bit frumpy. Short as well. There is no way she is 5'9" (as claimed on the interwebz) - LOL.

lol, how about ann coulter at the airport? that pic of her elongated, alien hand you texted me was classic.
it speaks to your modest demeanor that you didn't ask for a selfie with her, straight up.
I know I would have.

 

[Poon Goon]

lol, how about ann coulter at the airport? that pic of her elongated, alien hand you texted me was classic.
it speaks to your modest demeanor that you didn't ask for a selfie with her, straight up.
I know I would have.

The fuck is wrong with you? A man of your advanced age or a MAN of any age would never ask for a "selfie" with anyone.

 

[Graves The Elder]

you miss the point, when you're old you can get away with pretty much anything.
me: "hey lady, can I take a pic with you for my grandkid?"
lady whoever: (to self 'he's a harmless old fucker, sure) "of course sir, what's your grandkids name?"
(under my breath) "his name is SATAN!"

hahahahahahah

 

[Almighty Angus]

you miss the point, when you're old you can get away with pretty much anything.
me: "hey lady, can I take a pic with you for my grandkid?"
lady whoever: (to self 'he's a harmless old fucker, sure) "of course sir, what's your grandkids name?"
(under my breath) "his name is SATAN!"
hahahahahahah

lmfao

 

[Almighty Angus]

So far my favorite episode in GoT is the one I just watched.

Season 4 episode 6, where Tyrion is on trial for Joffreys murder and he just goes ballistic at the end and calls for trial by combat, Peter Dinklage is a damn good actor.

 

[Poon Goon]

This Rachel Nichols filling in on PTI has made me want to puke my fucking guts out. She's not fun, she's not funny. I think I hate her. Right up there with Sara Spain.

 

[Almighty Angus]

This Rachel Nichols filling in on PTI has made me want to puke my fucking guts out. She's not fun, she's not funny. I think I hate her. Right up there with Sara Spain.

I said something similar the other day.

She went on a 10 minute rant about how no one should buy the Floyd/Conor fight because Conor is a racist and Floyd is a women beater.

 

[Poon Goon]

I said something similar the other day.

She went on a 10 minute rant about how no one should buy the Floyd/Conor fight because Conor is a racist and Floyd is a women beater.

Her bullshit rant yesterday in response to the fight was almost as bad. I just fast forwarded through most of that segment.

 

[Graves The Elder]

she's a fucking ditch pig.
I wouldn't fuck her with your dick

 

[Poon Goon]

she's a fucking ditch pig.
I wouldn't fuck her with your dick

While I agree about the pig part, I would indeed attempt to fuck her with your dick as long as I had some herbal supplements or a pencil and some tape.




That is an old man boner joke

 

[Joe Wong]

lmfao

Fuckin Ja'Mychal

I swear I believed that shit for a bit.

 

[Almighty Angus]

Fuckin Ja'Mychal

I swear I believed that shit for a bit.

Rodney came before Ja'Mychal, lmao.

http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/trapped-in-the-closet-my-unique-story.3251255/

 

[Poon Goon]

Scrolling through Netflix I see a doc called "The Truth About Alcohol". There is not a sub title that says "its actually good for you" so I won't watch that shit.