SBBC : JAY CUTLER EDITION

[therealdope]

It's the sweat, if you can fuction enough during your hangover to run a few miles, take a shower after and you will most likely feel 10x better.

I don't drink but I did as an ugrad and would often run home, sometimes 6miles. Always felt great afterward.

The other funny thing is that when you're drunk running at night you feel like you're on 33min 10k pace when in reality it's more like 45 mins - LOL.

 

[Almighty Angus]

some chick knocked on my door yesterday ( i was smoking, so it was slightly ajar) and asked if i had a phone to use

Reluctantly i let her use my cell phone, and she proceeds to call i don't know a probation officer or something and starts getting into this crazy argument.

Let it go for like five minutes then i was like 'uh, what's good w/ my phone" she apologized, handed it back and started trying to ask me questions, give me a sob story, etc...

I coldly said 'man that sucks, good luck w/ that' and shut the door.

No casing my spot, no thanks
edit: and no, i didn't even consider getting grimy. Chick was crazy, clearly on drugs, and kinda beat tbh

Disappointed, you should have gotten grimy, I expected more from you.

 

[PolishHeadlock]

I knew there was a better use for the bear spray that I turned in after my mountain hiking vacation in August

They shut down this old Conrail site that @Revolver saw in that Vice Documentary.

Now all of those crazy junkies are just wondering around the city.

Had to call the ambulance a couple of weeks ago because some chick was just collapsed on the sidewalk. She looked like victim of Tank Abbott punch lol.

 

[INeedARemedy]

It's the sweat, if you can fuction enough during your hangover to run a few miles, take a shower after and you will most likely feel 10x better.

Yeah it really does change things monumentally

If I had a pool available I feel like I'd take advantage of that option much more

 

[Almighty Angus]

I don't drink but I did as an ugrad and would often run home, sometimes 6miles. Always felt great afterward.

The other funny thing is that when you're drunk running at night you feel like you're on 33min 10k pace when in reality it's more like 45 mins - LOL.

lol, I got really drunk and into a fight with my roommates at the bar once, the bar was across the street so we'd walk there. I was o drunk I somehow took a wrong turn leaving the bar and was just running thru random neighborhoods. My friends were trying to find me for like an hour, they had a great snap chat story of the episode. They came home after searching forever and I was on the stairs covered in water, and they were like "why are you wet?" and I said the rain, and then they were like bro it never rained, and then I said "ohhhhh, it was the sprinklers.". Because I was drunk randomly running thru peoples yards trying to find my home lmfao

 

[Luminaire]

some chick knocked on my door yesterday ( i was smoking, so it was slightly ajar) and asked if i had a phone to use

Reluctantly i let her use my cell phone, and she proceeds to call i don't know a probation officer or something and starts getting into this crazy argument.

Let it go for like five minutes then i was like 'uh, what's good w/ my phone" she apologized, handed it back and started trying to ask me questions, give me a sob story, etc...

I coldly said 'man that sucks, good luck w/ that' and shut the door.

No casing my spot, no thanks
edit: and no, i didn't even consider getting grimy. Chick was crazy, clearly on drugs, and kinda beat tbh

Lumi's response to this exact scenario.

 

[therealdope]

yes, Yucca Valley is the same size, but it's the intersection of our HWY 62 and the one that comes from Victorville/Barstow so it has way more businesses and nicer houses. That's where the Walmart, Home Depot, Applebees, Steak n Shake, etc... all are

Ya, that place looks much more legit. Always pick the better area. You can always find something in your price range.

 

[Almighty Angus]

Lumi's response to this exact scenario.

Jason Bateman is the GOAT

 

[Almighty Angus]

I think it'd be reasonable Gunt if you even moved an hour or two away to somewhere like Victorville. The drive to pick up and drop off your kid would suck, but at least you wouldn't have random s picking cigarette buds off your front porch.

 

[therealdope]

lol, I got really drunk and into a fight with my roommates at the bar once, the bar was across the street so we'd walk there. I was o drunk I somehow took a wrong turn leaving the bar and was just running thru random neighborhoods. My friends were trying to find me for like an hour, they had a great snap chat story of the episode. They came home after searching forever and I was on the stairs covered in water, and they were like "why are you wet?" and I said the rain, and then they were like bro it never rained, and then I said "ohhhhh, it was the sprinklers.". Because I was drunk randomly running thru peoples yards trying to find my home lmfao

I've gotten lost while drinking in a place I was unfamiliar with. It was a summer vacation town so I could literally run all over the entire place until I found my car (to sleep in until morning).

 

[Almighty Angus]

I've gotten lost while drinking in a place I was unfamiliar with. It was a summer vacation town so I could literally run all over the entire place until I found my car (to sleep in until morning).

Well, the funniest part was I was familiar with this place, we lived across the street and went there every Thursday, we lived less than 3 miles from USF (roommate was going there at the time), so every Thursday was college night and the bars would have crazy deals. Thursdays at this bar was $7 liquor pitchers, which was a great way to get blackout drunk in an hour.

 

[FLYOVER BOSSMAN]

Couple advil, electrolytes and the devils lettuce is all you need

Sounds like chopping your arm off because you got a papercut.

Smoking death grass is worse than any hangover could ever be.

 

[Luminaire]

I think it'd be reasonable Gunt if you even moved an hour or two away to somewhere like Victorville. The drive to pick up and drop off your kid would suck, but at least you wouldn't have random s picking cigarette buds off your front porch.

lol, I don't know what kind of marginal improvement Victorville would be but it's certainly not worth a commute.

He needs to hi-jack his son and head to San Diego. But that ship has sailed, he seems pretty content getting minged and banging zeros in 29 hells.

 

[INeedARemedy]

Well, the funniest part was I was familiar with this place, we lived across the street and went there every Thursday, we lived less than 3 miles from USF (roommate was going there at the time), so every Thursday was college night and the bars would have crazy deals. Thursdays at this bar was $7 liquor pitchers, which was a great way to get blackout drunk in an hour.

Lmao

 

[therealdope]

They shut down this old Conrail site that @Revolver saw in that Vice Documentary.

Now all of those crazy junkies are just wondering around the city.

Had to call the ambulance a couple of weeks ago because some chick was just collapsed on the sidewalk. She looked like victim of Tank Abbott punch lol.

I thought Philly was pretty clean although I did walk by a couple of crackheads on the way back from the alumni event at the Union Trust. I swung by the "price of steaks" for a cheese steak to cap off the night. A high quality crowd in that place I like their sign, "after 11pm we only serve steak sandwiches so don't order anything else, got it?".

 

[Almighty Angus]

Lmao

Yea, pitchers of rum/coke for $7, was the most ludicrous thing I'd ever seen. This bar also had about 20 dart boards, a mini arcade and about 15 pool tables. Was probably the best bar I've been too in the Tampa area, was packed on Thursdays.

Me and the main bouncer became great friends, and I don't mean that in a good way.

 

[wlu.29]

some chick knocked on my door yesterday ( i was smoking, so it was slightly ajar) and asked if i had a phone to use

Reluctantly i let her use my cell phone, and she proceeds to call i don't know a probation officer or something and starts getting into this crazy argument.

Let it go for like five minutes then i was like 'uh, what's good w/ my phone" she apologized, handed it back and started trying to ask me questions, give me a sob story, etc...

I coldly said 'man that sucks, good luck w/ that' and shut the door.

No casing my spot, no thanks
edit: and no, i didn't even consider getting grimy. Chick was crazy, clearly on drugs, and kinda beat tbh

Did you get grimy?

 

[Bunk Moreland]

Am I gonna die?

I’m pretty sure this area is 99.9% explosive.

Wing Stop in Cali is way better than the one here in Virginia.

yes, they have the VA home loan guarantee

get the VA loan rate (3.3-3.6% currently), which is backed by the VA (so they pay half if you default). You also don't need a down payment, and even w/o the 20% down payment you also don't have to pay PMI if you're a disabled vet
They also can't charge you a fee for paying off early, and closing costs are limited or removed altogether

The home inspect will be more stringent for a VA loan than any other loan. You can rent, but just after a certain amount of time. I think three years.

 

[PolishHeadlock]

I thought Philly was pretty clean although I did walk by a couple of crackheads on the way back from the alumni event at the Union Trust. I swung by the "price of steaks" for a cheese steak to cap off the night. A high quality crowd in that place I like their sign, "after 11pm we only serve steak sandwiches so don't order anything else, got it?".

They clean up the area around the Convention Center whenever a big event is happening.

 

[Almighty Angus]

It's so hilarious how easily rustled Republcans get over this kneeling bullshit, lmao.

Tbf tho, my troll game is on point lately so I can't blame them for blocking me constantly on Facebook.