SBBC: Fantasy Football edition

  • Thread starter Thread starter Almighty Angus
  • Start date Start date
Status
Not open for further replies.
therealdope said:
A tour of meat storage facilities?
Click to expand...

No it's a place with a vibrant tourist spot, with eager locals looking to give you an experience to relax in such a beautiful area. The flesh there is not the best quality unfortunately. Gotta make the most with what's in front of you, which is good enough...
 
Barkley on Mike and Mike in 30 minutes
 
Got home around 8 pm last night and did the worst thing possible, went to bed, woke up around 1 am and couldn't go back to sleep.
 
ISIS in blackface said:
It's going to be coffee time from now until 6 o clock for me.
Click to expand...

This is actually going to be one of the few times of the year I am drinking coffee. My boy woke me up (and my son too for that matter) before he got moved this morning at 3 am to give me his release estimated time. I was like "dude they don't know that shit to be fact. They aren't even the cops who work release. They just told you that so you would stop asking fucking questions. Just call me when you are getting out." I bailed him out at a spot which is literally a two block walk from the jail so when he gets his property he can walk there and sign the check in sheet. I already did all that fuckers paperwork for him so he has it fucking easy. Took me almost 3 hours last night in total dealing with that shit
 
Jury duty on a day off should be illegal.

Cant wait to be asked if I can be unbiased lol.
 
PUO3 said:
Jury duty on a day off should be illegal.

Cant wait to be asked if I can be unbiased lol.
Click to expand...

Just say you have a drinking or drug problem and you would be uncomfortable deciding on somebody while you are working through issues. That is straight from a cop. The racist shit doesn't work anymore because they know everyone does it
 
RR said:
Just say you have a drinking or drug problem and you would be uncomfortable deciding on somebody while you are working through issues. That is straight from a cop. The racist shit doesn't work anymore because they know everyone does it
Click to expand...
Tell them all to eat shit and live imo.

There is literally zero chance Id ever get picked anyway just based on looks. Ive been dismissed every time Ive made it to the panels, twice without even being asked a question lol.

Racist fucks.
 
PUO3 said:
Tell them all to eat shit and live imo.

There is literally zero chance Id ever get picked anyway just based on looks. Ive been dismissed every time Ive made it to the panels, twice without even being asked a question lol.

Racist fucks.
Click to expand...

You're the coolest black dude I know Puo
 
People in our office are literally having a political argument about race right now, this should go well.
 
America is such a divided country lmao

then again, probably not as divided as CNN wants to make you think. Just drama for ratings
 
Sauce Castillo said:
America is such a divided country lmao

then again, probably not as divided as CNN wants to make you think. Just drama for ratings
Click to expand...
Its not. People are just fucking media sheep idiots and cant think for themselves. Smart phones have made people so incredibly stupid.

Rob Schneider 2020.
 
This dude can be vice pres.
 
PUO3 said:
Its not. People are just fucking media sheep idiots and cant think for themselves. Smart phones have made people so incredibly stupid.

Rob Schneider 2020.
Click to expand...

I was actually trying to figure out who's quote that was, saw it the other day and it's absolutely true.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.

Latest posts

Forum statistics

Threads
1,282,982
Messages
58,474,498
Members
176,048
Latest member
gibberish

Share this page

Back
Top