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Saying "Bless You' after someone sneezes.

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  1. huskylord Blue Belt

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    Do you still do it?
    I personally don't care one way or the other, but my wife considers it rude if you don't say it. I also ask if I should toss salt over my left shoulder. I don't fear demonic possession by sneezing and if a sneeze gets you a Bless You in 2015, what should a cough, burp or fart get?
     
  2. Zer Gold Belt

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    This is just reckless
     
  3. Tamriel Terror Silver Belt

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    i just say bless you
     
  4. Patrick F Carey Green Belt

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    I say "may the roman catholic god bless you" so I don't go to hell
     
  5. Senzo Tanaka Silver Belt

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    I don't say anything and it annoys me when people to do it me.

    You don't have to acknowledge my sneezes. Thank you.
     
  6. Dizzy \[T]/ Platinum Member

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  7. Liquid Smoke Great artists steal™

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    Cover your mouth you disease spreading fuck.
     
  8. Etherized Silver Belt

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    Figure of speech I guess. When I stub my toe and shout "motherfucker" I am not thinking about anyone fornicating with someone's mother,lol
     
  9. odog A cat trapped in a dog's body

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    I used to know someone who would say it after each of my individual sneezes, and I often sneeze 6-7 times in a row.

    Sneeze. Bless you. Sneeze. Bless you. Sneeze. Bless you. Shut the fuck...sneeze. Bless you. Stop it. Sneeze. Bless you. Argh.
     
  10. Kiddo716 Cubic Zirconia Belt

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    I do
     
  11. dabausplaya Brown Belt

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    Farting is a sign of health not sickness. You are obviously ignorant. God help you.
     
  12. ufcfan4 Can't Andle The Riddum

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    If anything, I admire those who do this more. Shows their commitment. If someone says bless you after I sneeze and then I sneeze a couple of times more in close succession and they're dead silent, my belief is they're thinking "Fuck you, I only got one bless you in me. You're on your own now."
     
  13. El Chimpo Cruel Man Platinum Member

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    i say it because i grew up saying it


    i did drop the god part eventually
     
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    painfully unfunny
     
  15. faustian I'M NOT A MONSTER Platinum Member

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    I usually just drop a racial slur on anyone who sneezes near me
     
  16. ThinkGreen Der Übermensch

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    Meh, I do but not 100% of the time. My office is super annoying and has a bunch of girls who never stop fucking sneezing. I swear to god they each sneeze like 50 times a day. Drives me crazy.
     
  17. Etherized Silver Belt

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    Dirty boy
     
  18. faustian I'M NOT A MONSTER Platinum Member

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    Sounds like they all have pretty weak immune systems from the AIDS
     
  19. markulous Black Belt

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    I don't care if someone says it to me but I never say it. I don't see the point.
     
  20. Dizzy \[T]/ Platinum Member

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    Thanks for the heads up cause I was about to post material off of 4chan and pass it off as my own.

    Could you imagine? Lol
     

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