Sarah Cheesecake needs money

How comes that her opponent... has the money for... 451 stupid tattoos?

I've wondered how non-rich fighters afford all their tattoos. Any chance that it is some sort of tradeoff for advertising for the tattoo artist? Or maybe certain fight gyms get a bulk rate from a tattoo studio on tattoos for their fighters?
 
What is it with Canadians and cheesecake? There was this Canadian douche on another forum that used to fuck cheesecakes and post pictures of it. This one time, he picked up a hooker off of Craigslist and took pictures of himself fucking her with the cheesecake smeared all over her body. Then he nutted all over the cheesecake and ate the cum-covered cheesecake, posted pics of it all. It turned out he was a fucking :eek::eek::eek::eek:phile and was run off the board after being exposed by the girl in the pictures (who was only 15 at the time). But for a week or two he was a "hero" to bunch of basement dwellers and incels.
 
Joe Lauzon in a wig. Nice ass though.

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No, Jessamyn Duke is Joe Lauzon in a wig.
 
What is it with Canadians and cheesecake? There was this Canadian douche on another forum that used to fuck cheesecakes and post pictures of it. This one time, he picked up a hooker off of Craigslist and took pictures of himself fucking her with the cheesecake smeared all over her body. Then he nutted all over the cheesecake and ate the cum-covered cheesecake, posted pics of it all. It turned out he was a fucking :eek::eek::eek::eek:phile and was run off the board after being exposed by the girl in the pictures (who was only 15 at the time). But for a week or two he was a "hero" to bunch of basement dwellers and incels.

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Maybe it IS extravagant. I didn't go to that page to see what exactly she wants. I'm under the impression, however, that she lives and trains in a place that doesn't have elite training offered nor great training partners near at hand (I could be wrong about that, I'm not basing that opinion on much actual knowledge). Sherdog lists her as in Kelowna, British Columbia. What's the MMA scene like there? Maybe she figures the UFC training center will give her her best chance at being competitive and making a success of herself as a fighter. If she has fans willing to help her with this, good for her. I see no moral issue in her asking to find out.
10k to cover flights and hotel?... why on earth would a flight and hotel cost you 10k? is she planning to live like a queen for the day?
 
What is it with Canadians and cheesecake? There was this Canadian douche on another forum that used to fuck cheesecakes and post pictures of it. This one time, he picked up a hooker off of Craigslist and took pictures of himself fucking her with the cheesecake smeared all over her body. Then he nutted all over the cheesecake and ate the cum-covered cheesecake, posted pics of it all. It turned out he was a fucking :eek::eek::eek::eek:phile and was run off the board after being exposed by the girl in the pictures (who was only 15 at the time). But for a week or two he was a "hero" to bunch of basement dwellers and incels.

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Go get a fucking job if the one you have isn't cutting it
 
Wow...

This world is going to hell on a hand car.

Some fighters work 2, or 3 jobs and train when they can. Others beg strangers for money.

Do you want to be a fuckin beggar errr, fighter ?

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It is cheaper to live in Scotland probably.

I don't follow WMMA fighters personal lives, really, but I'm pretty sure Ashlee Evans Smith has nothing to do with Scotland?

I've wondered how non-rich fighters afford all their tattoos. Any chance that it is some sort of tradeoff for advertising for the tattoo artist? Or maybe certain fight gyms get a bulk rate from a tattoo studio on tattoos for their fighters?

My guess would be that AVS and her over-tattooed husband are involved in the scene and are making decent dough out of tattooing Conor on some dorks calves?
 


Wasn't Cat Zingano asking for handouts recently, too?

Sad to see UFC fighters need for this, but it's better than TIP A FIGHTER & giving 35% to Bubba Jenkins.

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UPDATE - Sarah has been spamming that GofundMe link on her Twitter: https://twitter.com/SarahCheesecake

How about you getting a fucking job Sarah. Save some money, then get back to training.
 
She's a nobody that hasn't fought in years. You expect them to pay a nobody 4 years of wages for two fucking fights over the course of years?

You're a joke. Maybe if she fought once in awhile she wouldn't be broke. I'd be fucking broke too if I took a couple years off my job.

You just pointed out another reason why MMA is a joke, the big league is full of nobodies that no one wants to watch.
 
You just pointed out another reason why MMA is a joke, the big league is full of nobodies that no one wants to watch.
There aren't benchwarmers in soccer and basketball? You don't think there are ppl at the bottom of every sport? You think that every other athlete can play 1 game every couple years and be set even if they're not good? Again, you're the joke.
 
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