S--t you hate in video games.....

Perfect example, Spider-Man on PS4. we've got this amazing game where you get to play as a web slinging badass. You know what we should unnecessarily force into this game? Stealth as a helpless chick. What the fucking fuck are these developers thinking forcing this shit into their games??! End drunken rant.
 
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Unskippable cut scenes.
Overdoing the cut scenes.
Adding features for noobs (I still remember 3xFrag and Martyrdom in CoD4).
Loading screens for near everything (Soul Caliber 6 the most and even Tekken 7 a bit)
Overly sexualised / whore setting MAX female fighters (I’m not saying I want Cris Cyborg but some of those characters just look and act fucked up if there’s anybody over the age of 16 sitting next to you. Can’t they do smart n sexy ?)
 
In sports games how the CPU turns into god mode and your team all of a sudden cant make a catch, or a layup or a pass or anything. Oh youre up by 3 scores in the 3rd, time for your RB to fumble on 4 straight possessions
 
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What I hate most is any kind of waiting time, load times, bunch of logos in the beginning you can't bypass. Cartridge is better than disc based media in almost every way, except manufacturing costs.

Remakes and if a game felt like a reskin of whatever is popular used to piss me off, but those games are just for someone else.
 
I love rocket league but it has probably the worst crate system ever.

You can unlock skins for cars you don't own and you have no option to buy those cars either. Can only get those cars in random boxes which is hard enough already
 
I'm pretty sure someone already said that but the biggest effed up fuck in video games is dying and respawning right before the cut scene again as punishment.

Holy shit, South Park : Fractured But Whole did this before a boss fight and it was painfully boring. Especially with the Spontaneous Booty fight as it took 3 or 4 minutes just to get to the fight, and then it's a 10+ minute fight so you're losing roughly 15-20 minutes of time if you die and have to start over.
 
Nonsensical puzzles in horror games. RE7 is about backwater hillbillies that live in a dilapidated house, but the house has complex ornate statues that you have to shine a light on perfectly to match a picture on a screen which burns it and opens a hidden marble slab revolving door.


???
 
Artificial difficulty.

Like a boss that spams the same move that is easy to dodge, but impossible to block, so you just have to waste time avoiding the move over and over, just to sneak a hit in every 45 seconds. That's not hard, it's just needless padding to a fight.

I'm also not a huge fan of some harder game's logic, where every enemy in the game hits like a truck, regardless of their size or strength. Or a game like "The Surge 2" where it gives you some pathetic little pea shooter with extremely limited ammo, and you're constantly walking into areas, that have turrets with infinite ammo and enemies that also have guns with unlimited ammo. No, no, only they get the guns. That's not clever design. You're just putting a one legged man into an ass kicking contest.
 
Perfect example, Spider-Man on PS4. we've got this amazing game where you get to play as a web slinging badass. You know what we should unnecessarily force into this game? Stealth as a helpless chick. What the fucking fuck are these developers thinking forcing this shit into their games??! End drunken rant.

Yup, just finished playing SM on PS4 a few weeks ago, and the stealth sections with MJ & Miles were not fun whatsoever, and the few stealth missions as Spider-Man are a pain in the ass.
 
Nonsensical puzzles in horror games. RE7 is about backwater hillbillies that live in a dilapidated house, but the house has complex ornate statues that you have to shine a light on perfectly to match a picture on a screen which burns it and opens a hidden marble slab revolving door.


???
Thats resident evil though. You cant suspend your disbelief for that but you can for regenerating zombies that talk and behave like normal humans?
 
Thats resident evil though. You cant suspend your disbelief for that but you can for regenerating zombies that talk and behave like normal humans?
The zombie and creature lore make sense within the context of the universe, having to insert 4 ornate tokens into an elaborate doorway to get from the kitchen to the living room doesn't. Small gripe, but it's kind of jarring for me, honestly. It worked for RE1 because of the gothic and top-secret nature of the mansion, but it's odd in a lot of other RE and horror games.
 
"Press ENTER to..." in PC games.

Who the flying fuck still uses the ENTER key (for gaming) in 2020? I really wish developers would stop doing that shit.
 
Two games in a row I've played where they have used you squeezing through small cracks as loading screens.
 
Artificial difficulty by restricting the player's movement to be worse than that of the average human. Like in Resident Evil 4 where you cant aim or shoot unless you are standing still.
 
incomplete games being released with tons of mtx and dlc.
shiiiiiit thats most games anymore. I was flabbergasted the first time I got a game on release day and say it already had a big patch to download. Used to that now though too, since it seems most games are getting patches right out the gate anymore
 
More on me than any title but losing a gimme head-to-head in PvP because I'd just logged on and need to warm up while JohnMcClane1234 walks away with his 15 minutes.
 
I dont really care, but its an obvious programming choice in Borderlands 3.

There are a shit ton of women characters in this one, including enemies.

On a mission where one of the leads dies (a female), i noticed there wasnt a male among the "meeting " on Sanctuary. I am playing as a robot and there were 2 other robots in the circle. The rest were girls.

Thinking of the uproar Last of Us 2 caused, i noticed that though this is definitely intentional, i dont really care. The females are all helpful side characters. Nobody really gives a shit about it, its only when its a driving motive.
 
I love rocket league but it has probably the worst crate system ever.

You can unlock skins for cars you don't own and you have no option to buy those cars either. Can only get those cars in random boxes which is hard enough already
On pc its not freecam. Lucioball in overwatch has freecam which makes a lot more sense
 
Merchants

Oh you got a sword that kills gods?

Heres 50 gold pieces

Always makes me lol
 
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