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In mother Russia, Watermelon eats you
Not the worst way to die in Russia these days.
*I watch too many Ukrainian Telegram channels
if notIn mother Russia, Watermelon eats you
What's that supposed to mean?
Oh. He would do good in Russia - they broadcast alt-news on national television.He's some alt-news twit who believes that Ukraine is full of nazis who were plotting genocide of Russia.
RIP. I wonder where the watermelon was grown? I can't imagine watermelons growing in Russia, but who knows.
I mean, they do in America too. That's a good thing lolOh. He would do good in Russia - they broadcast alt-news on national television.
Yeah, but they only broadcast alt-news. And the meaning of the alt in this case is "alternative universe", where killer mosquitoes made by Americans in Ukrainian biolabs are trained to kill Russian people and priests urge women to give birth to more children so that it would not be so painful and scary to send them to war.I mean, they do in America too. That's a good thing lol
Yes, exactly... you wouldn't die from "food poisoning" without experiencing some symptoms first. Something is fishy hereI'm not a doctor, but I have never heard of someone dying from Salmonella without developing food poisoning symptoms beforehand. Salmonellosis is lethal only in the rarest of cases.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salmonellosis#Signs_and_symptoms
Look at the total number of deaths and the number of deaths in the US. There are very little deaths due to Salmonellosis in the US despite a massive number of cases. Because the US has a solid health infrastructure on a world wide standard. People die from it because they can't get treatment. To get treatment though, you'd have to be diagnosed. So it will basically always announce itself with symptoms strong enough to drive people to the hospital before it becomes life threatening. It's a disease that's way slower than killing you in your sleep without previous symptoms.
Wild. Watermelon is something you do NOT expect to get food poisoning from