RNC Loses Mind and Equates Trump to Jesus

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  1. Da Left Cross

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    https://www.google.ca/amp/theslot.j...iken-trump-to-je-1790486831/amp?client=safari
    “Merry Christmas to all! Over two millennia ago, a new hope was born into the world, a Savior who would offer the promise of salvation to all mankind. Just as the three wise men did on that night, this Christmas heralds a time to celebrate the good news of a new King.We hope Americans celebrating Christmas today will enjoy a day of festivities and a renewed closeness with family and friends.”

    Hmmmm....sacrilious

    Any "Christian" here that does not condemn this as sacrilegious is Christian in name only and worships the god of the Republican Party before Jesus H Christ.
     
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    Jezebel LOL
    No thanks, TS.

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  4. Limbo Pete

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    The comparison holds true so long as you think Jesus was philandering grifter.
     
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    You don't remember the part of the New Testament where Jesus ran beauty pageants and went backstage to see them naked?
     
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    Why do you hate Christians?
     
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    Eternal damnation waits for you.
     
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    That part is legit but remember Jesus never had kids especially ones he banged like trump.
     
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    It was only a matter of time. Writing was on the wall for the Christ comparison.
     
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    "Jezebel" and "The Slot" - sounds similarly highbrow to "Slut Walks" and "Vagina Monolugues" etc.
     
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    It makes a change from equating Trump to Hitler.:rolleyes:
     
  13. ripskater

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    Christmas ain't Trump's birthday, Trump doesn't walk on water and his name is not Jesus Christ. So people should not worship him if they are.

    Trump is just a man, who may be annointed by God to help Make America Great Again.
     
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    He's more like King Cyrus, the pagan king who allowed the Jews to return to their homeland
     
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    In Trump We Trust....

    Deal with it
     
  16. Dramovitch

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    Jesus grabbed em by the pussy didn't he? Mass rapist I think.

    And stole billions from the taxpayers? Promoted scapegoating?

    Yeah, same guy.
     
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    What are you talking about? Jesus pronounced "Hey Zeus" is one of the guys that did drywall in my house when it was built. How is comparing Trump to a guy of Mexican origin sacrilege?
     
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  19. ripskater

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    At least we aren't making kids sing Christian Hymns to the president.

     
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    This is such a stupid comparison Jesus fed the poor for free . if Trump did it he would have turned a tidy profit
     

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