RNC Loses Mind and Equates Trump to Jesus

ripskater said:
Jesus Christ ain't in the grave no more.
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Does he hang out in the Pacific Northwest wearing a gorilla costume? I'm starting to connect some dots here I think.
 
Shoemaker said:
Pretty sure it's Randy Quaid actually.
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Lets all sing along...

Where have all the good men gone
and where are all the gods?
Where's the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds?
Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed?
Late at night I toss
and I turn
and I dream of what I need.
I need a hero. I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night.
He's gotta be strong
and he's gotta be fast

And he's gotta be fresh from the fight.
I need a hero. I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light.
He's gotta be sure
and it's gotta be soon

And he's gotta be larger than life!
larger than life.
Somewhere after midnight
in my wildest fantasy

Somewhere just beyond my reach
there's someone reaching back for me.
Racing on the thunder and rising with the heat

It's gonna take a superman to sweep me off my feet.
I need a hero. I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night.
He's gotta be strong
and he's gotta be fast

And he's gotta be fresh from the fight.
I need a hero. I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light.
He's gotta be sure
and it's gotta be soon

And he's gotta be larger than life.
I need a hero. I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night.
Up where the mountains meet the heavens above

Out where the lightning splits the sea

I could swear there is someone
somewhere
watching me.
Through the wind
and the chill
and the rain

And the storm
and the flood

I can feel his approach like a fire in my blood.
I need a hero. I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night.
He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast

And he's gotta be fresh from the fight.
I need a hero. I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light.
He's gotta be sure
and it's gotta be soon

And he's gotta be larger than life.
I need a hero. I'm hoXding out for a hero 'til the end of the night.
 
"Grab them by the pussy!"

- Jesus












Or was that Kenny Florian?
 
Da Left Cross said:
https://www.google.ca/amp/theslot.j...iken-trump-to-je-1790486831/amp?client=safari
“Merry Christmas to all! Over two millennia ago, a new hope was born into the world, a Savior who would offer the promise of salvation to all mankind. Just as the three wise men did on that night, this Christmas heralds a time to celebrate the good news of a new King.We hope Americans celebrating Christmas today will enjoy a day of festivities and a renewed closeness with family and friends.”

Hmmmm....sacrilious

Any "Christian" here that does not condemn this as sacrilegious is Christian in name only and worships the god of the Republican Party before Jesus H Christ.
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I don't see Trump mentioned at all there. I'm 99% sure the "new king" they're referring to is Jesus, amirite God Squad? @ripskater @RighteousWar
 
silus_2000 said:


Lets all sing along...

Where have all the good men gone
and where are all the gods?
Where's the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds?
Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed?
Late at night I toss
and I turn
and I dream of what I need.
I need a hero. I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night.
He's gotta be strong
and he's gotta be fast

And he's gotta be fresh from the fight.
I need a hero. I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light.
He's gotta be sure
and it's gotta be soon

And he's gotta be larger than life!
larger than life.
Somewhere after midnight
in my wildest fantasy

Somewhere just beyond my reach
there's someone reaching back for me.
Racing on the thunder and rising with the heat

It's gonna take a superman to sweep me off my feet.
I need a hero. I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night.
He's gotta be strong
and he's gotta be fast

And he's gotta be fresh from the fight.
I need a hero. I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light.
He's gotta be sure
and it's gotta be soon

And he's gotta be larger than life.
I need a hero. I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night.
Up where the mountains meet the heavens above

Out where the lightning splits the sea

I could swear there is someone
somewhere
watching me.
Through the wind
and the chill
and the rain

And the storm
and the flood

I can feel his approach like a fire in my blood.
I need a hero. I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night.
He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast

And he's gotta be fresh from the fight.
I need a hero. I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light.
He's gotta be sure
and it's gotta be soon

And he's gotta be larger than life.
I need a hero. I'm hoXding out for a hero 'til the end of the night.
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Good song.
 
Da Left Cross said:
. Just as the three wise men did on that night
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It never says there were three magi. It says there were three gifts: gold (for the King), frankincense (for the Priest) and myrrh (for the Sacrifice).

A caravan of wise men brought these gifts to the Son of God from the east to honor Him.
 
Thai Domi said:
It never says there were three magi. It says there were three gifts: gold (for the King), frankincense (for the Priest) and myrrh (for the Sacrifice).

A caravan of wise men brought these gifts to the Son of God from the east to honor Him.
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That's like caring how much midiclorians jar jar had. It's all bullshit.
 
Da Left Cross said:
That's like caring how much midiclorians jar jar had. It's all bullshit.
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Aawwwww you mad! Cheer up, homie. Lots of people make the "3 wise men mistake."

Take solace: If you confess that Jesus Christ is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised Him from the dead, you will be saved.

If not, then good luck.
 
silus_2000 said:


Lets all sing along...

Where have all the good men gone
and where are all the gods?
Where's the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds?
Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed?
Late at night I toss
and I turn
and I dream of what I need.
I need a hero. I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night.
He's gotta be strong
and he's gotta be fast

And he's gotta be fresh from the fight.
I need a hero. I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light.
He's gotta be sure
and it's gotta be soon

And he's gotta be larger than life!
larger than life.
Somewhere after midnight
in my wildest fantasy

Somewhere just beyond my reach
there's someone reaching back for me.
Racing on the thunder and rising with the heat

It's gonna take a superman to sweep me off my feet.
I need a hero. I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night.
He's gotta be strong
and he's gotta be fast

And he's gotta be fresh from the fight.
I need a hero. I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light.
He's gotta be sure
and it's gotta be soon

And he's gotta be larger than life.
I need a hero. I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night.
Up where the mountains meet the heavens above

Out where the lightning splits the sea

I could swear there is someone
somewhere
watching me.
Through the wind
and the chill
and the rain

And the storm
and the flood

I can feel his approach like a fire in my blood.
I need a hero. I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night.
He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast

And he's gotta be fresh from the fight.
I need a hero. I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light.
He's gotta be sure
and it's gotta be soon

And he's gotta be larger than life.
I need a hero. I'm hoXding out for a hero 'til the end of the night.
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Thai Domi said:
Aawwwww you mad! Cheer up, homie. Lots of people make the "3 wise men mistake."

Take solace: If you confess that Jesus Christ is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised Him from the dead, you will be saved.

If not, then good luck.
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Lol! So stupid
 
Da Left Cross said:
https://www.google.ca/amp/theslot.j...iken-trump-to-je-1790486831/amp?client=safari
“Merry Christmas to all! Over two millennia ago, a new hope was born into the world, a Savior who would offer the promise of salvation to all mankind. Just as the three wise men did on that night, this Christmas heralds a time to celebrate the good news of a new King.We hope Americans celebrating Christmas today will enjoy a day of festivities and a renewed closeness with family and friends.”

Hmmmm....sacrilious

Any "Christian" here that does not condemn this as sacrilegious is Christian in name only and worships the god of the Republican Party before Jesus H Christ.
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Didn't see mention of trump so I would seriously hope they wouldn't make that comparison.

Pretty sure they are referring to jesus. "The newborn king". But you never know.
 
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