Rickson Gracie Disrespected

rofl

if i bump into strangers on the street i dont apologize to them

first of all because im not some pussy ass bitch who walks around apologizing to everyone in my life

secondly because i dont walk around apologizing to everyone in my life

and thirdly because its usually their fault for bumping into me, i ignore them

... fuck you.
 
really tho, the amount of tossers that dont step aside for you, or even turn their shoulder out - why the FUCK should i apologize? because i dont feel like i deserve my own space in this world?

"ooh, sorry for bumping into you, sorry for existing"
 
LOL. True story: a man in Tokyo abused his wife by applying an armbar her while drunk. She ended up suffering internal injuries to her shoulder and died as a result.

So Rickson taqught the technique to Takamasa Watanabe?
 
i think (hope) were failing to notice eclipse's sarcasm.
 
At least he didn't put his mug on him, then they'd have to fight in a hospital or something.
 
rofl

if i bump into strangers on the street i dont apologize to them

first of all because im not some pussy ass bitch who walks around apologizing to everyone in my life

secondly because i dont walk around apologizing to everyone in my life

and thirdly because its usually their fault for bumping into me, i ignore them

So you said that YOU bump into strangers and don't apologize.

And thirdly they bump into YOU.

So which is it?
 
Jesus... we may have a contender for nice-guy of the year award.

Not only do I make sure to apologize should I accidentally bump into someone, but I also make an effort to excuse myself should I have to invade their space. I'd make an exception for eclipse though... I'd probably just punch him in the vagina.
 
rofl

if i bump into strangers on the street i dont apologize to them

first of all because im not some pussy ass bitch who walks around apologizing to everyone in my life

secondly because i dont walk around apologizing to everyone in my life

and thirdly because its usually their fault for bumping into me, i ignore them

and fourthly because your a dick?
 
So you said that YOU bump into strangers and don't apologize.

And thirdly they bump into YOU.

So which is it?

i dont bump into strangers on purpose wtf kind of shit is that?

i turn out to avoid them but if i happen to knock them i wont apologize, mostly thats their fault for not even trying to avoid me
 
Ahh... I figured it out. He's from Australia. Fucking criminals...

This post is a joke, and in no way do I mean any disrespect to any of our criminal Australian forumites... except this eclipse guy, I refuse to apologize to him; I'm too many for shit like that.
 
i wasnt being sarcastic with my first post

i dont walk around constantly apologizing to people in my life.

neither do i, yet when i run into someone or there's contact that seems accidental i excuse myself and move on. yet somehow even in the greater bay area, as in san francisco, i find myself doing that at most once or twice a week.

most of the times days and days go by without having to grovel at someone's feet for forgiveness at jostling them in public. that there sir, is sarcasm.

ever think eclipse, that maybe you're a clumsy jackass that just ends up barreling through people as they are trying to steer clear of you and your bullshit. if the need to apologize, whether you do it or not, for constantly bumping and humping on strangers in the street happens, well, constantly. then maybe it's you that's at fault. stop molesting the public, my good sir, in the pretense that they are in your way.
 
neither do i, yet when i run into someone or there's contact that seems accidental i excuse myself and move on. yet somehow even in the greater bay area, as in san francisco, i find myself doing that at most once or twice a week.

most of the times days and days go by without having to grovel at someone's feet for forgiveness at jostling them in public. that there sir, is sarcasm.

ever think eclipse, that maybe you're a clumsy jackass that just ends up barreling through people as they are trying to steer clear of you and your bullshit. if the need to apologize, whether you do it or not, for constantly bumping and humping on strangers in the street happens, well, constantly. then maybe it's you that's at fault. stop molesting the public, my good sir, in the pretense that they are in your way.

ok you do that
 
Isn't this a technique forum? Do we really need more gossip threads ?
 
oh shit, you're right. we have fallen down on the job, as no one else brought up what a crazy show of disrespect that act was. the house of rickson has been shamed and now there must be action. this injustice cannot stand any longer. why don't you head up a posse and go find those scoundrels. teach them the meaning of r-e-s-p-e-c-t. now to make sure i cover all my cliches, get strapped and bust a cap in his ass.

Best post ever..seriously

think I might add that to my sig. true genius.
 
Attention all!

I have just been alerted to this great injustice that our lord has suffered at the hands of those "celebrating" infidels.

I thereby issue a fatwah on those who disrespected the all mighty while he was enjoying his bottled water.

The man to "punish" those responsible for insulting the all mighty shall recieve 17 virgin brides once their mission is accomplished.

We must let the unenlightened know that we do not take shoulder-bumping lightly.

Praise be to Rickson!!!!!!1
 
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fuck you too!!
 
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