REVEALED: How Royce Gracie won UFC1

[DaPunkMinowaMan]

Rorion looks different...

 

[Strychnine]

 

[DaPunkMinowaMan]

Early Stoppage. Period.

 

[Strychnine]

Early Stoppage. Period.

That dude's brain got turned into jellocheese in about 4 seconds!

 

[DaPunkMinowaMan]

That dude's brain got turned into jellocheese in about 4 seconds!

 

[RetiredSlave]

Yeah um that jacket looks pretty fabulous to me. Glad youre enjoying your first day on the internet.

 

[Homervanderjaz]

Royce Gracie won UFC1 because he had a secret weapon...

The Gi

The Gi is infact a weapon and he should not have been allowed to wear it.

But in a real street fight you would not be wearing a Gi, most clothes do not have thick lapels to grab.

Therefore training in a Gi is useless and just for weak people who want to find a way to beat you in a physical contest even though they are mostly beta types.

Technically it is cheating.

No Gi is clearly the way forward as it can be used in any situation.

I trained at Gracie Barra for a time and it was like being in a real life sitcom of the "Renato Laranja Show"

The instructor made nothing but jokes about gay people and being black. Sometimes he combined the two and brought the house down.

The Gi is cheating and encourages homophobia and racism in all who wear it. Plus the Gi is super hot and nasty to wear - i am surprised no one has invented a godamn zip up jacket so that it does not keep coming undone and the belt falling off.

Here is my idea for a jacket with loops that would keep the belt in place which i think would solve this problem. The jacket is by Fendi but as you can see it even has a clasp which would keep the belt even more secure and a zip to stop the jacket from coming undone.

I also think bald men have an advantage in fighting, we should ban baldies fighting

 

[DaPunkMinowaMan]

I also think bald men have an advantage in fighting, we should ban baldies fighting

More Hair means...

 

[AC1D1K]

3/4 of that was a good read

 

[Deleted member 460645]

No holds barred back then, dumbass. Plus he was the smallest dude in the tourney.

You want to know how he won? By choking everyone the fuck out.

 

[The Best JG]

My only advice for you TS is get a life

 

[Queen B]

The moment Nakamura takes off the gi he gets #murked

If he kept the gi on he wouldve won

 

[BJJ_Rage]

Yes, he would have lost to Ken Shamrock without his magic ezekiel jacket.

it wasnt an ezekiel, thats what ken said, if you have a couple of eyes, its cleary a RNC...

 

[DaPunkMinowaMan]

The moment Nakamura takes off the gi he gets #murked

If he kept the gi on he wouldve won

Whatz Goin´On Here?

 

[Shaddows]

LOL
Drugs are bad mmmkay??

 

[BisexualMMA]

And you can use the fur lining for tickle submissions.

 

[hillelslovak87]

1994 is gonna be rad!!!!!

 

[111293]

What's your thoughts on Zack, AC Slater and Mr Belding?

 

[superpunch]

No gi shines when you're just topless wrestling on the beach with your bros. And after you're both spent, you take a hose and wash the dirt off each other and gently hit the water in all the right places. No gi is for bros that go nude duck hunting with each other after dark.

No gi isn't just about competing in the prep-school rigotta. It's about being the head cocksman with both hands firmly grasping your budy's ore. No gi is about breathing in the crisp morning air with your Jiu Jitsu partner. Then toweling each other off until you're both mutually satisfied. And when the sun is setting and the entire Jiu Jitsu team is on top of you, you have to suck it up and hold on to your balls.

 

[bob]

Wrong.
I wear my gi every time i street fight. And i have never been charge with use of a deadly weapon.