REVEALED: How Royce Gracie won UFC1

DavidBigdj said:
Well, Hitting someone in the Balls is sort of illegal now too, but Ask Joe Son Doe if Keith Hackney cared....
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Ol´Schoolz were all about "Never Mind The Bollocks"...

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Lifeform said:
The jacket keeps coming and undone and the belt keeps falling off! It is maddening - you would think that someone would have invented a version of the jacket with loops to keep the belt in place.

The jacket below is by Fendi but that is beside the point, i have added a Gracie Barra logo to make it more authentic. Notice the clasp and the loops woven into the jacket that stop the belt from coming loose which could be a major addition to the regular Gi.

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Oh I thought it was going to be more erotic
 
Lifeform said:
Royce Gracie won UFC1 because he had a secret weapon...

The Gi

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The Gi is infact a weapon and he should not have been allowed to wear it.

But in a real street fight you would not be wearing a Gi, most clothes do not have thick lapels to grab.

Therefore training in a Gi is useless and just for weak people who want to find a way to beat you in a physical contest even though they are mostly beta types.

Technically it is cheating.

No Gi is clearly the way forward as it can be used in any situation.

I trained at Gracie Barra for a time and it was like being in a real life sitcom of the "Renato Laranja Show"

The instructor made nothing but jokes about gay people and being black. Sometimes he combined the two and brought the house down.

The Gi is cheating and encourages homophobia and racism in all who wear it. Plus the Gi is super hot and nasty to wear - i am surprised no one has invented a godamn zip up jacket so that it does not keep coming undone and the belt falling off.

Here is my idea for a jacket with loops that would keep the belt in place which i think would solve this problem. The jacket is by Fendi but as you can see it even has a clasp which would keep the belt even more secure and a zip to stop the jacket from coming undone.

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So it's useless in a real life scenario huh?
 
dickcheney said:
Please, tell me more about the gi coming undone and the belt coming off...it was getting good there and then you just ended the post
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As the old saying goes, always leave them wanting more.
 
Lifeform said:
Royce Gracie won UFC1 because he had a secret weapon...

The Gi

1L6ZIod.jpg


The Gi is infact a weapon and he should not have been allowed to wear it.

But in a real street fight you would not be wearing a Gi, most clothes do not have thick lapels to grab.

Therefore training in a Gi is useless and just for weak people who want to find a way to beat you in a physical contest even though they are mostly beta types.

Technically it is cheating.

No Gi is clearly the way forward as it can be used in any situation.

I trained at Gracie Barra for a time and it was like being in a real life sitcom of the "Renato Laranja Show"

The instructor made nothing but jokes about gay people and being black. Sometimes he combined the two and brought the house down.

The Gi is cheating and encourages homophobia and racism in all who wear it. Plus the Gi is super hot and nasty to wear - i am surprised no one has invented a godamn zip up jacket so that it does not keep coming undone and the belt falling off.

Here is my idea for a jacket with loops that would keep the belt in place which i think would solve this problem. The jacket is by Fendi but as you can see it even has a clasp which would keep the belt even more secure and a zip to stop the jacket from coming undone.

9Ek0SMQ.jpg
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Read every word. Very informative A
 
What a horrible thread and is so not true because I walk around in my gi, I go to the store, church, work, shower in it, and have a hole in it for when I have sex.
 
Shammy blamed his loss to Royce on the gi.

He made sure to make adjustments in the rematch, learned how to hold on for dear life without moving an inch.
 
The ScorpioN said:
Shammy blamed his loss to Royce on the gi.

He made sure to make adjustments in the rematch, learned how to hold on for dear life without moving an inch.
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Stay close to ur friends and even closer to ur enemies!

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Sometimes people unfairly comment that white belts shouldn't be allowed to make threads.

This wouldn't be one of those times.
 
Lifeform said:
Royce Gracie won UFC1 because he had a secret weapon...

The Gi

1L6ZIod.jpg


The Gi is infact a weapon and he should not have been allowed to wear it.

But in a real street fight you would not be wearing a Gi, most clothes do not have thick lapels to grab.

Therefore training in a Gi is useless and just for weak people who want to find a way to beat you in a physical contest even though they are mostly beta types.

Technically it is cheating.

No Gi is clearly the way forward as it can be used in any situation.

I trained at Gracie Barra for a time and it was like being in a real life sitcom of the "Renato Laranja Show"

The instructor made nothing but jokes about gay people and being black. Sometimes he combined the two and brought the house down.

The Gi is cheating and encourages homophobia and racism in all who wear it. Plus the Gi is super hot and nasty to wear - i am surprised no one has invented a godamn zip up jacket so that it does not keep coming undone and the belt falling off.

Here is my idea for a jacket with loops that would keep the belt in place which i think would solve this problem. The jacket is by Fendi but as you can see it even has a clasp which would keep the belt even more secure and a zip to stop the jacket from coming undone.

9Ek0SMQ.jpg
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Ya we know ? We knew 20 years ago
 
Lifeform said:
Royce Gracie won UFC1 because he had a secret weapon...

The Gi

1L6ZIod.jpg


The Gi is infact a weapon and he should not have been allowed to wear it.

But in a real street fight you would not be wearing a Gi, most clothes do not have thick lapels to grab.

Therefore training in a Gi is useless and just for weak people who want to find a way to beat you in a physical contest even though they are mostly beta types.

Technically it is cheating.

No Gi is clearly the way forward as it can be used in any situation.

I trained at Gracie Barra for a time and it was like being in a real life sitcom of the "Renato Laranja Show"

The instructor made nothing but jokes about gay people and being black. Sometimes he combined the two and brought the house down.

The Gi is cheating and encourages homophobia and racism in all who wear it. Plus the Gi is super hot and nasty to wear - i am surprised no one has invented a godamn zip up jacket so that it does not keep coming undone and the belt falling off.

Here is my idea for a jacket with loops that would keep the belt in place which i think would solve this problem. The jacket is by Fendi but as you can see it even has a clasp which would keep the belt even more secure and a zip to stop the jacket from coming undone.

9Ek0SMQ.jpg
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Didn't read, but I find this fascinating.
 
And in a real street fight men aren't shirtless with short spandex. But yah this thread is shit. Although Gracie's outfit Is a advantage imo
 
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