Reinventing yourself

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  1. The Jake

    The Jake Evil Genius

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    If you could reinvent yourself or rebuild yourself - I mean not just your body or appearance but attitude, knowledge, education, career, the person you are, etc. what would you do?

    Feel free to answer this in either a serious or not so serious fashion.

    My serious response to this is that I'd give myself bigger biceps and a sixpack in terms of appearance. As far as personality, cut the swearing and speak more eloquently. In terms of education, wish I could fluently speak/read/write every single language that has ever been. In terms of career I wish I had a mentally stimulating IT role that paid good bucks.

    My not so serious response to this would be to give myself a 12" cock and several billion dollars.

    - The Jake
     
  2. I.J.S.

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    Yea I would have stayed with playing soccer.


    Not so serious

    gave me a small penis and porn star wife
     
  3. Hound

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    I'd make myself taller. Get rid of the bad temper. Not speak and act so impulsively. Not be judgemental and cynical.

    And get an adamantium skeleton and claws like Wolverine!
    :D
     
  4. J-Garden

    J-Garden Silver Belt

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    I would re invent myself so that i didn't have this rash on my leg that is really itchy and isn't clearing up, i'm not even fucking joking its really starting to piss me off, i knew i shouldn't have went near that smelly donkey...bastard
     
  5. Sauron

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    a bit taller say 6'3 and some self esteem and maybe when i was younger to carry on with sports and not move back from canada to england
     
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    aav
     
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  7. The Jake

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    So whose mother did u fuck now????

    - The Jake
     
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    i'd lose a little weight. but other than that i'm very happy with where my life is and where its going. especially lately.
     
  10. The Jake

    The Jake Evil Genius

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    I know what you mean Mahatma... I'm just a little rough around the edges :)

    I figure most of us feel the same, although I daresay Cesaro sounds like he wants a complete overhaul :D

    - The Jake
     
  11. J-Garden

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    Hey the police got my statement about that, i was only trying to push the donkey through the fence, my trousers just fell down thats all
     
  12. The Jake

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    J-Garden -

    Yes but did you deliver the dreaded DONKEY PUNCH?

    - The Jake
     
  13. J-Garden

    J-Garden Silver Belt

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    On a donkey, do you not remember that post about some guy getting his dick sheared off when the animal contracted its asshole?

    no fucking chance , it was a dirty sanchez all the way
     
  14. The Jake

    The Jake Evil Genius

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    Can't say I've paid much heed to tales of guys fucking donkeys J-Garden.... :rolleyes:

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

    - The Jake
     
  15. J-Garden

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    see how deftly you continue to portray me as some sort of Uber Deviant......
     
  16. The Jake

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    LOL... you know it's all true dude... mwahahahahahaha.....:)

    - The Jake
     
  17. hex

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    I still think J needs a new Av that fully portrays his sexual deviance.
     
  18. J-Garden

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    the first one that lays their mitts on my avatar, will get a renactment of what i did to the donkey.... and this time i'll use both hands
     
  19. The Jake

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    Actually in retrospect I'd also like to be 6'6" and weigh 300lbs of rock solid muscle and be capable of swinging a two handed sword one handed like it was a fucking toothbrush and be able to tears people's heads off their shoulders with my bear hands and crush their skulls like overripe melons. Be an general allround hardass really.

    - The Jake
     
  20. NewHammieWammie

    NewHammieWammie If I am lost please return me to: OT

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    i would be admin of this site so i could shut it down!

    not so serious.... I would like to smash my dick flat with a hammer so i could fuck some chicks whole buttcrack!
     

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