Reinventing yourself

[The Jake]

If you could reinvent yourself or rebuild yourself - I mean not just your body or appearance but attitude, knowledge, education, career, the person you are, etc. what would you do?

Feel free to answer this in either a serious or not so serious fashion.

My serious response to this is that I'd give myself bigger biceps and a sixpack in terms of appearance. As far as personality, cut the swearing and speak more eloquently. In terms of education, wish I could fluently speak/read/write every single language that has ever been. In terms of career I wish I had a mentally stimulating IT role that paid good bucks.

My not so serious response to this would be to give myself a 12" cock and several billion dollars.

- The Jake

 

[I.J.S.]

Yea I would have stayed with playing soccer.


Not so serious

gave me a small penis and porn star wife

 

[Hound]

I'd make myself taller. Get rid of the bad temper. Not speak and act so impulsively. Not be judgemental and cynical.

And get an adamantium skeleton and claws like Wolverine!

 

[J-Garden]

I would re invent myself so that i didn't have this rash on my leg that is really itchy and isn't clearing up, i'm not even fucking joking its really starting to piss me off, i knew i shouldn't have went near that smelly donkey...bastard

 

[Sauron]

a bit taller say 6'3 and some self esteem and maybe when i was younger to carry on with sports and not move back from canada to england

 

[Cesaro]

aav

 

[The Jake]

Originally posted by J-Garden
i knew i shouldn't have went near that smelly donkey...bastard

So whose mother did u fuck now????

- The Jake

 

[I.J.S.]

$

 

[MahatmaPetey]

i'd lose a little weight. but other than that i'm very happy with where my life is and where its going. especially lately.

 

[The Jake]

I know what you mean Mahatma... I'm just a little rough around the edges

I figure most of us feel the same, although I daresay Cesaro sounds like he wants a complete overhaul

- The Jake

 

[J-Garden]

Originally posted by The Jake


So whose mother did u fuck now????

- The Jake

Hey the police got my statement about that, i was only trying to push the donkey through the fence, my trousers just fell down thats all

 

[The Jake]

J-Garden -

Yes but did you deliver the dreaded DONKEY PUNCH?

- The Jake

 

[J-Garden]

On a donkey, do you not remember that post about some guy getting his dick sheared off when the animal contracted its asshole?

no fucking chance , it was a dirty sanchez all the way

 

[The Jake]

Can't say I've paid much heed to tales of guys fucking donkeys J-Garden....

no fucking chance , it was a dirty sanchez all the way

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

- The Jake

 

[J-Garden]

Originally posted by The Jake
Can't say I've paid much heed to tales of guys fucking donkeys J-Garden....



BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

- The Jake

see how deftly you continue to portray me as some sort of Uber Deviant......

 

[The Jake]

Originally posted by J-Garden
see how deftly you continue to portray me as some sort of Uber Deviant......

LOL... you know it's all true dude... mwahahahahahaha.....

- The Jake

 

[hex]

I still think J needs a new Av that fully portrays his sexual deviance.

 

[J-Garden]

the first one that lays their mitts on my avatar, will get a renactment of what i did to the donkey.... and this time i'll use both hands

 

[The Jake]

Actually in retrospect I'd also like to be 6'6" and weigh 300lbs of rock solid muscle and be capable of swinging a two handed sword one handed like it was a fucking toothbrush and be able to tears people's heads off their shoulders with my bear hands and crush their skulls like overripe melons. Be an general allround hardass really.

- The Jake

 

[NewHammieWammie]

i would be admin of this site so i could shut it down!

not so serious.... I would like to smash my dick flat with a hammer so i could fuck some chicks whole buttcrack!