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[GSP_37]

You are supposed to poop daily. Something's not right. I thought I read if the shit stays in there too long, bad things happen like maybe poison or hardening where you need a specialist to remove the shit.

 

[William Huggins]

You are supposed to poop daily. Something's not right. I thought I read if the shit stays in there too long, bad things happen like maybe poison or hardening where you need a specialist to remove the shit.

Are you a specialist....... Asking for a friend........do you use the mechanical or chemical route or are you more of a hybrid sort of guy.......m

 

[THEfightsAREfixed]

The fact it initially made sense and now is economical reduces it to a 6/10, but definitely something if I happened upon I would consider rather odd.

 

[ssBaldy]

I saw similar shit in the movie Aviator. So unless you are a genius playboy I'd start worrying.

 

[Zer]

For a cautionary tale - when I was a little kid obsessed with videogames I'd wait until my parents went to sleep and then get up to play more videogames way past my bedtime. But I'd be afraid to go out to the bathroom and risk waking them up. So I'd piss into empty bottles of Irn Bru which I drank like water back then



So one morning I wake up and my mum comes into my room while I'm on the computer and she's talking to me, doing a little cleaning, and in the corner of my eye I notice she picks up one of my piss filled Irn Bru bottles.

And I had a few seconds to warn her, but it was like 'am I gonna admit to my mum that I piss in bottles? What if she finds out about my late night gaming sessions?'. So I just grit my teeth and pretended not to notice. As soon as she drank it she knew exactly what it was and started retching and dry heaving and ran out to the bathroom to throw up in the toilet. And I felt bad, I thought she was gonna get my Dad to beat the shit outta me. But she didn't do anything, just finished throwing up and quietly went downstairs. We just like silently agreed to never speak of it to anyone, and we never have all these decades later (Except I'm obviously gonna tell my Sherbros)

 

[Michaelangelo]

I'd rate that a 3/10

1/10 imo

 

[JPOMMA]

For a cautionary tale - when I was a little kid obsessed with videogames I'd wait until my parents went to sleep and then get up to play more videogames way past my bedtime. But I'd be afraid to go out to the bathroom and risk waking them up. So I'd piss into empty bottles of Irn Bru which I drank like water back then

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So one morning I wake up and my mum comes into my room while I'm on the computer and she's talking to me, doing a little cleaning, and in the corner of my eye I notice she picks up one of my piss filled Irn Bru bottles.

And I had a few seconds to warn her, but it was like 'am I gonna admit to my mum that I piss in bottles? What if she finds out about my late night gaming sessions?'. So I just grit my teeth and pretended not to notice. As soon as she drank it she knew exactly what it was and started retching and dry heaving and ran out to the bathroom to throw up in the toilet. And I felt bad, I thought she was gonna get my Dad to beat the shit outta me. But she didn't do anything, just finished throwing up and quietly went downstairs. We just like silently agreed to never speak of it to anyone, and we never have all these decades later (Except I'm obviously gonna tell my Sherbros)

Funny story, gave me a good chuckle Thanks for sharing.

 

[Kung Fu Kowboy]