Movies Rate and Discuss the Last Movie You Saw v.16

When evil Lurks (2023)

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solid horror film. Maybe one of the better ones I've watched in a while. I do think it has elements that might have already been done better in other films. But this one remixes things well enough to make them it's own. And it's under an hour and keeps things moving and good enough to be invested in.


7.2/10 range
 
Alien Resurrection

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I went in with pretty low expectations. It wasnt good. I think it was actually pretty bad. Felt pretty lifeless and uninteresting especially in the first half.

The Ripley playing basketball scene was so bad. I think it might be one of the worst scenes in a movie I've seen in a while. Clone Ripley is also a really shit character. I can't at the moment think of an actor who played both the worst and best character in the same franchise.

all the characters are pretty lame. Maybe Ron Perlman was the best part but its like being the least stinky shit in the bowl.

Overall Alien 3 was a big step down from 1 and 2 but this is a bigger step down from 3.

4/10 range maybe.
 
The Delinquents (Argentina, 2023)

Writer/director Rodrigo Moreno combines a bank heist with slow cinema in this unusual and original Argentinian film.

A couple of low level employees at a run down bank branch in Buenos Aires steal some money. It is one of the least exciting heists ever put on film and that is a compliment, not a complaint.

In any case, the heist is the beginning of the film, not the end. What the film is really about is the aftermath as two men struggle to work through what it means to be free and happy in a modern capitalist society.

I loved the concept and I enjoyed some of the slow philosophical reflection.

The problem is that the film is 3 hours long and unless you absolutely love it, the run time is too long. I want to salute Moreno for being clever and original. He dissects and subverts some of the common ideas of what a heist movie should be. But the meandering style was just too slow for me. I really enjoyed the first hour. I appreciated some of the last two hours but it was all too much. There is a two hour version of this film that would be much more enjoyable.

Rating: 5.5/10

Despite my less than stellar rating, there are going to be people who love this film and I understand why. I hope that they discover it.

 
Killers of the flower moon 9.5
Lily Gladstone was remarkable , criticism of length is ridiculous and I don't know where you would cut time. jesse plemons is always a treat. The betrayal at the heart of the story was potent. Every murder predicated on love/friendship this movie had me enthralled . The only reasons I can think of for not giving it 10(Leo's teeth... I uh thought in inordinate amount about his teeth) (the grumpy cat face off between Leo and de niro in every scene no matter tone or tenor) ( and Mr DiCaprio getting spanked was absurd)
 
Alien Resurrection

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I went in with pretty low expectations. It wasnt good. I think it was actually pretty bad. Felt pretty lifeless and uninteresting especially in the first half.

The Ripley playing basketball scene was so bad. I think it might be one of the worst scenes in a movie I've seen in a while. Clone Ripley is also a really shit character. I can't at the moment think of an actor who played both the worst and best character in the same franchise.

all the characters are pretty lame. Maybe Ron Perlman was the best part but its like being the least stinky shit in the bowl.

Overall Alien 3 was a big step down from 1 and 2 but this is a bigger step down from 3.

4/10 range maybe.

I didn't like the movie at all when I first saw it but I guess kind of like the Star Wars prequels I received subsequent instruction on how much worse things could have been. I thought the movie wasn't great at all but had its moments here and there. I didn't like the idea of the Clone Ripley but given that they went with it, I thought Sigourney delivered it pretty well. Jeunet was a very odd choice to direct an Alien movie...he is known as an auteur more along the lines of someone like Wes Anderson if I had to pick a comparable.
 
SEMI-TOUGH (1977)

Story of three best friends in the setting of a pro football team where the nature of the friendship is challenged when the one woman in the trio (the team owner's daughter) falls for one of the two players. Stars Burt Reynolds, Kris Kristofferson and Jill Clayburgh, with Carl Weathers, Ron Silver, Roger E. Mosley and a special appearance by Brian Dennehy's bare bottom.

The movie only has a 5.7 or something on IMDB but I think it's one of the garnets or sapphires in the rough on the resumes of all involved. It might be the funniest I have seen Burt Reynolds and Kris Kristofferson. The script and dialogue are pretty smart and it really seems like a slice of the 1970s caught on film. The rise of new wave hairy fairy health stuff, the rise of new age self help gurus.

The movie has a more dry sense of humor than something like The Cannonball Run or Smokey and the Bandit. I think it's low key one of Burt's best performances. But while it has a football team as its backdrop this isn't really a football movie. I think the movie wasn't done any favors with the football centric poster the way Bobby Deerfield with Al Pacino from around the same time was presented as a car racing movie. It is really a movie about thirtysomethings going through thirtysomething stuff and it just happens to happen near and around the game of football. Maybe the movie is more like thirtysomethings going through twentysomething stuff.

Movie loses some steam in the second half and could have leaned harder into one or both of the football stuff and the relationship stuff.

Also a bit of an interesting Hollywood curiosity to see the antagonist from Rocky against the antagonist from First Blood.

6.2 / 10.
 
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SEMI-TOUGH (1977)

Story of three best friends in the setting of a pro football team where the nature of the friendship is challenged when the one woman in the trio (the team owner's daughter) falls for one of the two players. Stars Burt Reynolds, Kris Kristofferson and Jill Clayburgh, with Carl Weathers, Ron Silver, Roger E. Mosley and a special appearance by Brian Dennehy's bare bottom.

The movie only has a 5.7 or something on IMDB but I think it's one of the garnets or sapphires in the rough on the resumes of all involved. It might be the funniest I have seen Burt Reynolds and Kris Kristofferson. The script and dialogue are pretty smart and it really seems like a slice of the 1970s caught on film. The rise of new wave hairy fairy health stuff, the rise of new age self help gurus.

The movie has a more dry sense of humor than something like The Cannonball Run or Smokey and the Bandit. I think it's low key one of Burt's best performances. But while it has a football team as its backdrop this isn't really a football movie. I think the movie wasn't done any favors with the football centric poster the way Bobby Deerfield with Al Pacino from around the same time was presented as a car racing movie. It is really a movie about thirtysomethings going through thirtysomething stuff and it just happens to happen near and around the game of football. Maybe the movie is more like thirtysomethings going through twentysomething stuff.

Movie loses some steam in the second half and could have leaned harder into one or both of the football stuff and the relationship stuff.

Also a bit of an interesting Hollywood curiosity to see the antagonist from Rocky against the antagonist from First Blood.

6.2 / 10.
I still have not seen this. Reminded me of North Dallas Forty which is my favorite sports movie ever. Very realistic for its time period too.
 
THE DEFIANT ONES (1986)

This is what Carl Weathers did in between Rocky 4 and Predator, a TV movie remake of the Sidney Poitier / Tony Curtis classic from the 1950s. Was it screaming to be remade for TV? Not really but neither were Fail Safe and a number of other things. Carl Weathers and Robert Urich star as prisoners on a chain gang who escape with a bit of good luck a la The Fugitive. They are hunted by a sheriff that completes the late great trifecta in Ed Lauter. It is unmistakably a TV movie but it's a well above average one.

6.0 / 10.
 
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SEMI-TOUGH (1977)

Story of three best friends in the setting of a pro football team where the nature of the friendship is challenged when the one woman in the trio (the team owner's daughter) falls for one of the two players. Stars Burt Reynolds, Kris Kristofferson and Jill Clayburgh, with Carl Weathers, Ron Silver, Roger E. Mosley and a special appearance by Brian Dennehy's bare bottom.

The movie only has a 5.7 or something on IMDB but I think it's one of the garnets or sapphires in the rough on the resumes of all involved. It might be the funniest I have seen Burt Reynolds and Kris Kristofferson. The script and dialogue are pretty smart and it really seems like a slice of the 1970s caught on film. The rise of new wave hairy fairy health stuff, the rise of new age self help gurus.

The movie has a more dry sense of humor than something like The Cannonball Run or Smokey and the Bandit. I think it's low key one of Burt's best performances. But while it has a football team as its backdrop this isn't really a football movie. I think the movie wasn't done any favors with the football centric poster the way Bobby Deerfield with Al Pacino from around the same time was presented as a car racing movie. It is really a movie about thirtysomethings going through thirtysomething stuff and it just happens to happen near and around the game of football. Maybe the movie is more like thirtysomethings going through twentysomething stuff.

Movie loses some steam in the second half and could have leaned harder into one or both of the football stuff and the relationship stuff.

Also a bit of an interesting Hollywood curiosity to see the antagonist from Rocky against the antagonist from First Blood.

6.2 / 10.

You're a time machine that always brings me back to happier times.

I guess that makes me the Time Traveler's Bro.
 
Argylle -6/10

Gave it a positive 6, it was a fun spy movie. Bryce Dallas Howard looked great in this and she had a fun presence through most of the movie.

The beginning and the final act upped the wacky factor where it was fun but sometimes too over the top where it felt like they tried way too hard to make it funny/cheesy and it ended up missing the mark. The twists and turns constantly unraveled at a rapid pace once the plot kicks in which was a positive and negative as some felt crammed in. Cavill was good but too limited which was my main complaint, stacked cast was used to little.
 
FRIDAY FOSTER (1975)

CarlWeathersPalooza continues... Pre-Rocky role as the villain of the Pam Grier blaxpoitation classic. Also starring Yaphet Kotto, Eartha Kitt, Scatman Crothers and a few other possibly familiar names from the time and genre. There are a few things one might expect when loading up a Pam Grier 1970s blaxploitation movie and this one generally delivers on all of them.

And Pam Grier makes a point of noting that our homey Carl is "fine." Also in rather embarrassing fashion for Rocky Balboa in training after the first Clubber Lang fight...Pam Grier outsprints Carl Weathers at one point.

6.2 / 10.
 
Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping

I've been trying to check out some parody/spoof films lately and I decided to give this one a re-watch. I liked it as much as I did the first time. It's a very funny sendup/mockumentary of the popular music scene and, perhaps even more so, celebrity culture in the twenty-first century. Samberg, Jorma, and Akiva have been a comedy trio for a long time, which I think really helps with a film like this because their ability to work well together really shines through. As is the case with a lot of parody type movies, the plot is really more of a flimsy excuse for a narrative on which to tack one joke after another. I suppose that the best way to assess most parody films is to think about the ratio of jokes that land to overall attempts at a laugh. Those early 2000s misstep spoofs like Superhero Movie and Meet the Spartans, I gotta imagine, have bad ratios. But Popstar, to its credit, has tons of funny verbal jokes, cameos, and hilarious music numbers.

Yes, the songs are among the funniest aspect of the film. That probably should not come as a surprise, as music was an integral part of what these guys routinely produced week after week while doing Digital Shorts on SNL for eight years. But, man, some of the stuff is just so ludicrous and uproarious that you have to play it again. There are tons of cameos from the music industry, too, which some might be apprehensive about (in the sense that it might be perceived as a device that The Lonely Island overutilizes over the course of the film's brief runtime). However, the vast majority of them are quite funny. Everybody who participated really sort of understood how to play things. Nas, particularly, had some really funny cutaway moments. And the hyping of Usher being in awe of their signature dance move and then getting to perform it on stage with them during their reunion was great.

I think that The Lonely Island consistently skewer the sense of entitlement and self-importance that perceptions of modern-day celebrity often conjure. Take, for example, the plot point that Conner 4 Real, purportedly out of love for his fans, but clearly more due to the fact that he feels every single thing he does over the course of the day warrants attention, overshares on social media. There are also windows into the character's completely tone deaf attempts to address timely social issues. The film does a great job of highlighting this tendency without having to beat your over the head with the jokes. So, for instance, when you have Style Boys' big reunion and the debut of their new song, it's played straight like a big upbeat moment; yet, the song is filled with inane, superficial observations being passed off as deep, existential thoughts, complete with self-satisfied pats on the back for Akiva having been able to come up with them. "Sometimes my mind blows my mind!" The sort of pretentious and hollow element comes across hilariously in the subtitle of the film, too. No matter how many times I read "Never stop never stopping" it brings a smile to my face. It's ridiculous fun.

Extra props to getting Michael Bolton, who co-starred with the guys in one of their most well-known Digital Shorts during the SNL years, as their special guest for said song. Just inspired.

There are certain things that don't really land and, while brevity is usually a good thing in these types of films, Popstar had me wishing that there was more of Tim Meadows and Chris Redd, both of whom were hilarious. This was pre-Redd's own SNL run and I think he ended up being terrific on the show. Much like Alex Moffat, he was a guy who could get tremendous laughs whether he was the centerpiece of the sketch or just someone with a couple of lines. His delivery was that good. I thought he was quite funny in this film and I think more could have been done with the character and his friendship/rivalry with Conner. Meadows is always clutch, a great comedic performer.

Surprised this one did not garner more of an audience.

7.3/10
 
Spring Breakers (USA, 2012)

Neon drenched hallucinogenic fever dream written and directed by Harmony Korine. This is a movie that embraces its aesthetic. If Michael Mann and Joe Francis had a love child and that child was raised purely on LSD and Britney Spears music before going on to make films, they would make Spring Breakers.

College students Faith (Selena Gomez), Cotty (Rachel Korine), Brit (Ashley Benson), and Candy (Vanessa Hudgens) desperately want to go to spring break in St. Petersburg, Florida but have failed to save much money. A quick crime solves their funding issues.

A few glorious days of being doused in drugs, alcohol, and cum (Spring Break y’all!) ends with the girls being arrested. A local rapper and drug dealer named Alien (James Franco) pays their fines to get them released from jail. The girls begin to hang around with Alien and experience his criminal life.

Don't worry too much about the plot. This is a film about the senses. By the last scene any vestigial idea that this film be taken literally has been snuffed out. There is a scene where a guy plays a Britney Spears love ballad on a piano while 3 women in bikinis and pink ski masks dance around waving automatic rifles. It is not tethered to reality.

There are not many reasons to keep track of the 4 female characters either. Faith is a religious* brunette and the other three are blondes who are (definitely) not religious. Brit and Candy are almost indistinguishable from each other; I have watched this film a half dozen times, and I could not tell you how the two girls differ from one another. They dress the same, fuck the same, and are both psychotic.

*Faith’s interest in religion is established very early in the film is the funniest way possible. Faith is at a Church camp where a muscled-up minister in a tight Affliction shirt and copious amounts of hair gel shouts things like “are you crazy for Jesus? Are you getting jacked up on Jesus??!!”. He really, really means it. Later, two older women from the church group find out that Faith is going to Spring Break and implore her to “pray hardcore while you are down in Florida… pray super hardcore”. I don't blame Faith for wanting to get high.

Korine’s cinematography is swirling and kaleidoscopic and dreamy and pornographic. I accept that cameras are inanimate objects, but this film asks us to at least consider the possibility that a camera itself could be lecherous. There is a lot of flesh on display in this film – the main characters spend 2/3rds of the film in bikinis or booty shorts – and the cameras takes their time studying every inch of it.

I love this film, but I accept that it is not for everybody. What I disagree with is the criticism that the film is all style and no substance.

It is a dissection of a modern version of the American Dream; an American Dream for a generation raised on MTV Spring Break and Girls Gone Wild and Cribs. The college girls spend their time in their hometown drinking, doing drugs, and having sex. What they dream about is drinking, doing drugs, and having sex at Spring Break. They seek to escape everyday existence and live in a hedonistic fantasy free of responsibility. What if people thought that what they see on MTV is real life and, if so, what they would do to get that life and keep it? Is paradise just indulging every possible pleasure and not having to care about anybody else because you are happy?

This is a paradise that you can leave whenever you want to. The first two girls leave separately but for the same basic reason; they fear for their own safety, not because of any concern for others. The last two do what they must to stay in fantasyland and leave only when they have squeezed everything out of the experience; their voices babble about self-actualization as they drive away in a Lamborghini from a scene strewn with bodies. In this American Dream, there are no repercussions if you are one of the special chosen ones. It reminded me of Infinity Pool except that the protagonist in that film was unable to face the prospect of humdrum existence after experiencing the release of unbridled hedonism. Brit and Candy do not seem to suffer from the same compunction.

Alien has no doubt that he is living the American Dream and says so many times. He has only to look around his trashy mansion to be sure that he has achieved the epitome of success. Look at my shit. Look at my t-shirts. Look at my Calvin Klein Obsession. Look at my nun chucks. It is a brilliant scene. Alien (the name is not subtle) is a lonely little boy with comically bad taste who has more money that he ever dreamed of but mostly just wants to be loved. He looks like the predator, but he is so fragile that he turns out to be the prey. We initially think that he bailed the girls out of jail to take advantage of them. Perhaps that was his intention, but more telling is that he seems to have nobody in his life and has been reduced to providing favors to strangers in hopes of making friends or getting sex. Brit and Candy come to understand his weakness and exploit his desires by dominating him. A scene that should have been humiliating instead has Alien gasping “I think I just fell in love with y’all”.

In pains me to say this about a Korine film starring James Franco, but Spring Breakers is a modern masterpiece. (Although Trash Humpers should dispel any notion that Korine permanently mastered cinema).

Rating: 9.5/10

 
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Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping

I've been trying to check out some parody/spoof films lately and I decided to give this one a re-watch. I liked it as much as I did the first time. It's a very funny sendup/mockumentary of the popular music scene and, perhaps even more so, celebrity culture in the twenty-first century. Samberg, Jorma, and Akiva have been a comedy trio for a long time, which I think really helps with a film like this because their ability to work well together really shines through. As is the case with a lot of parody type movies, the plot is really more of a flimsy excuse for a narrative on which to tack one joke after another. I suppose that the best way to assess most parody films is to think about the ratio of jokes that land to overall attempts at a laugh. Those early 2000s misstep spoofs like Superhero Movie and Meet the Spartans, I gotta imagine, have bad ratios. But Popstar, to its credit, has tons of funny verbal jokes, cameos, and hilarious music numbers.

Yes, the songs are among the funniest aspect of the film. That probably should not come as a surprise, as music was an integral part of what these guys routinely produced week after week while doing Digital Shorts on SNL for eight years. But, man, some of the stuff is just so ludicrous and uproarious that you have to play it again. There are tons of cameos from the music industry, too, which some might be apprehensive about (in the sense that it might be perceived as a device that The Lonely Island overutilizes over the course of the film's brief runtime). However, the vast majority of them are quite funny. Everybody who participated really sort of understood how to play things. Nas, particularly, had some really funny cutaway moments. And the hyping of Usher being in awe of their signature dance move and then getting to perform it on stage with them during their reunion was great.

I think that The Lonely Island consistently skewer the sense of entitlement and self-importance that perceptions of modern-day celebrity often conjure. Take, for example, the plot point that Conner 4 Real, purportedly out of love for his fans, but clearly more due to the fact that he feels every single thing he does over the course of the day warrants attention, overshares on social media. There are also windows into the character's completely tone deaf attempts to address timely social issues. The film does a great job of highlighting this tendency without having to beat your over the head with the jokes. So, for instance, when you have Style Boys' big reunion and the debut of their new song, it's played straight like a big upbeat moment; yet, the song is filled with inane, superficial observations being passed off as deep, existential thoughts, complete with self-satisfied pats on the back for Akiva having been able to come up with them. "Sometimes my mind blows my mind!" The sort of pretentious and hollow element comes across hilariously in the subtitle of the film, too. No matter how many times I read "Never stop never stopping" it brings a smile to my face. It's ridiculous fun.

Extra props to getting Michael Bolton, who co-starred with the guys in one of their most well-known Digital Shorts during the SNL years, as their special guest for said song. Just inspired.

There are certain things that don't really land and, while brevity is usually a good thing in these types of films, Popstar had me wishing that there was more of Tim Meadows and Chris Redd, both of whom were hilarious. This was pre-Redd's own SNL run and I think he ended up being terrific on the show. Much like Alex Moffat, he was a guy who could get tremendous laughs whether he was the centerpiece of the sketch or just someone with a couple of lines. His delivery was that good. I thought he was quite funny in this film and I think more could have been done with the character and his friendship/rivalry with Conner. Meadows is always clutch, a great comedic performer.

Surprised this one did not garner more of an audience.

7.3/10

Maybe it was too different from Hot Rod for some people? Samberg plays a completely different type of character, in fact the film is a pretty big contrast to hot rod overall. I guess pop star is a film you might "get" more if you're aware of Lonely Islands stuff outside of hot rod.
 
Yojimbo (1961)

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I'd been meaning to get to more Kurosawa films since I've only seen Seven Samurai. Plus this one was famously remade as Fistfull of Dollars so I figured I'd start with this one.

It's a well done film. I'm not sure exactly but right now I'll say I think I prefer fistfull of dollars. But I really need to rewatch that one because it didnt stick with me the same way as for a few dollars more or tgtbtu.

Toshiro Mifune is the best part without a doubt, an anti hero who plays two sides against each other but might be a "nicer guy" than even he believes. Good amount of comedy mixed in and some solid samurai action.

I cant say it blew me away the same way Seven Samurai did. But overall I think it was worth a watch to see how Leone was influenced by it.

7 range I'd say.
 
Yojimbo (1961)

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I'd been meaning to get to more Kurosawa films since I've only seen Seven Samurai. Plus this one was famously remade as Fistfull of Dollars so I figured I'd start with this one.

It's a well done film. I'm not sure exactly but right now I'll say I think I prefer fistfull of dollars. But I really need to rewatch that one because it didnt stick with me the same way as for a few dollars more or tgtbtu.

Toshiro Mifune is the best part without a doubt, an anti hero who plays two sides against each other but might be a "nicer guy" than even he believes. Good amount of comedy mixed in and some solid samurai action.

I cant say it blew me away the same way Seven Samurai did. But overall I think it was worth a watch to see how Leone was influenced by it.

7 range I'd say.

Thanks. This one has been on my list for a long time
 
Wakanda Forever 4/10

I don't want to offend the Marvel fanboys, but this movie is terrible. Some SFX are awesome and others are just plain awful. Same thing with the acting. I don't understand the people who were mad Bassett didn't get an Oscar.

Boseman, one of the nicest, kindest men/actors to grace our screens, deserved better.
 
Wakanda Forever 4/10

I don't want to offend the Marvel fanboys, but this movie is terrible. Some SFX are awesome and others are just plain awful. Same thing with the acting. I don't understand the people who were mad Bassett didn't get an Oscar.

Boseman, one of the nicest, kindest men/actors to grace our screens, deserved better.

Yeah I thought it was laughably terrible. And I do like the first one a good amount.
 
THE HOSTAGE HEART (1977)

Suspense TV movie starring Carl Weathers, Paul Shenar, Loretta Swit and occasional Best of the Worst MVP Cameron Mitchell. Some bad guys including Carl take over a hospital operating room where a billionaire is having heart bypass surgery to hold him for ransom while he is receiving the surgery. Again...can't mistake this one for anything other than a TV movie but it has a charm to it. They really had some quality names in these network movies on their way up (or down).

5.8 / 10.
 
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