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Godzilla King of the Monsters: 3/10

Movie sucked. When are they gonna quit hiring these unexperienced indie film directors to helm these huge $200million dollar movies. And they said Godzilla would have twice the screen time as 2014 and he ended up having less than a minute more time. Overall the movie is a fuckin disaster with few if any redeeming qualities. Even the CGI is a dissapointment. And they fuckin did stupid shit like put a stinger on Mothra.
 
Avengement (2019)
British crime movie, you know the sort - everyone is a 'cunt', someone has broken out of prison to enact bloody vengeance, the setting is a sketchy little London pub, and Craig Fairbrass plays the main villain. There's some nice violence but the overall plot is bang average and by the standards set by your usual London crime movie, the dialogue is really fuckign poor. Those movies usually deliver a few laughs and a lot of quick-witted banter but this one does not.
5/10

Ma (2019)

This film had potential. Plot summary - lonely middle-aged black woman befriends college kids and lets them party in her basement getting hammered. She's extremely lonely and a bit of a psycho and things very quickly go downhill in a scary manner. The film was quite sad at times - 'Ma' was depicted quite well as a bullying victim who had adopted a psycho side as a defense mechanism and was still terrified of being left alone/loneliness. The main set of kids were quite a likeable bunch, which is unusual for this type of film which usually marks out 1-2 as being pricks you want to see die. It was a contrast to their parents who, for the most part, were dickheads and obviously had the history with 'Ma' herself. Maybe a nod towards the new generation rising above the old, 'Ma's daughter included. I quite enjoyed it, it wasn't brilliant but I don't ever remember feeling bored at any point.
7/10
 
Between Two Ferns the Movie - 8/10

If you like Zach, and like his interviews, this is basically that for a couple hours. I found it hilarious.

Brightburn - 4/10
Great concept, but I felt the execution was poor. The story felt to me like it went from nothing happening for quite awhile, to the kid going nuts. I did appreciate the ending though.
 
It's a better book than a movie, but the film has its moments. Always nice to see reliable old Ed Lauter.
It's a damn good novel. I haven't read much of King's stuff but I think he's quite good and Cujo was an entertaining, quick read.

I also recommend Gerald's Game. King does a lot with a lone main character there. Creepy setup and some chilling moments.
I just finished reading the (Cujo) book.
 
How did you like it?
The book was better yet I was satisfied with the movie adaption. Obviously there were changes and modifications made from the book to the movie. The book had a more powerful ending.
 


I watch this movie once a year. It is one of the best unintentional comedies ever made. Jerome tossing the woman in the dumpster is one of the best villain setups done with comedy ever.

When Prince storms into the house after finding his mother on the street crying you feel the tension and then he does the pirouette and I lose it. All of the drama disappears and start cracking up. God I love this movie.
 
Dragonlord’s Review of JOKER (No Spoilers)

Bottom Line: With an origin story no one asked for nor wanted, Todd Phillips’ Joker is a stylish, gritty, psychological crime drama featuring a tour de force performance by Joaquin Phoenix.

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After the failures of Batman v Superman and Justice League, Warner Bros. decided to de-emphasize their focus on the DC Extended Universe and just use the following principles: Throw anything against the wall and see what sticks and then build a universe around what worked. And so, Todd Phillips’ Joker was born (and possibly DC Dark). Nobody was really clamoring for a Joker origin movie and most of the fans prefer the character’s history to be ambiguous and more of a multiple choice as shown by Alan Moore and Christopher Nolan.

Meant as a standalone tale unrelated to the DCEU, Joker is a realistic origin take on Batman’s arch-nemesis and the tragic circumstances on how he came to be the Clown Prince of Crime. Joaquin Phoenix stars as Arthur Fleck, a mentally-imbalanced aspiring comedian who suffers from a medical condition that causes uncontrollable laughter. When he’s not stalking his female neighbor, he works as a clown and lives with his frail mother. Battered by the cities’ griminess and harshness, abandoned by the system and betrayed by people close to him, Fleck’s descent towards madness threatens to burn everyone around him and change Gotham City forever.

Acquiring some cool cred, hamming it up for the cameras and being mentioned alongside Nicholson and Ledger, Joker is one of those iconic roles every character actor dreams of landing. Phoenix gives a brilliant, evocative performance that will likely earn him an Oscar nomination (or win) next year. Aside from his incredibly nuanced and emotionally powerful acting, Phoenix transforms himself physically to an emaciated bod worthy of Christian Bale in The Machinist. There are so many compelling little details Phoenix imparts with that people will surely dissect and discuss his performance for years to come. One particular behavior I found to be fascinating is Fleck’s slow victory dance which in my mind originated as a Tai Chi but evolved into something more creepy and sinister, like a mad contortionist maestro.

Just like Hans Zimmer’s score played an instrumental part in The Dark Knight’s success, Hildur Guðnadóttir’s haunting score packs the film with ominous feelings of dread which captivates the audience at even the most mundane scene. With Joker’s story set roughly around 1981, Lawrence Sher’s dazzling cinematography captures the dour urban decay of that era. The atmospheric look is fitting since Phillips’ drew inspiration from Taxi Driver, The King of Comedy and a few other films and pretty cool for Robert De Niro to be part of the cast as he was the star in the two films mentioned. Not really a major complaint but De Niro as a talk show host didn't feel authentic, he just oozes this tough guy mafioso persona that doesn't suit the role.

What could have made Joker into a truly disturbing piece of cinema is if the murders onscreen weren’t just restricted to victims that “had it coming.” It sort of becomes a bit predictable on who’s going to die and where the plot is heading based on the movies it drew upon. The kills are a bit jarring and brutal but the most chilling and effective parts are the ones where it happens offscreen (in the end) and ambiguous (when he leaves from someone's apartment room).

The movie goes out its way to make the audience sympathize with underdog Fleck and make them cheer when he finally transforms in full Joker mode. On one hand, making the Joker into a pitying anarchist anti-hero is fine, but on the other hand this is the Joker we are talking about; He is supposed to be a destructive force of nature, evil incarnate to some if you will, not someone you should be rooting for.

Overall, Joaquin Phoenix’s outstanding Oscar-worthy performance is a must-see, catapulting Joker alongside Logan and Watchmen in the list of top R-rated comic book movies ever made.

Preliminary Rating: 8.5/10
 
Bad Times at the El Royale (2018)
A motley cast of characters converge on a fairly dilapidated hotel for various reasons. Not much happens to be honest, it's boring as hell. I didn't care about any of the characters, essentially it's just a bunch of criminals trying to get some stash of cash, it's well boring.
2/10

Midsommar (2019)

I was looking forward to this for quite some time and was realtively let down by it to be honest. 2.5hrs was too long for this premise, for starters. Basically, a group of American students/friends go to Sweden with their mate (a Swedish exchange student) to stay with and vaguely study his 'commune family' in which he was raised. As you can imagine, shit gets weird. It's another of those 'Wicker Man' type 'horrors' but I find it difficult to call this a horror. Nothing really happens for most of the movie. A few things make no sense, either.
6/10
 
Joker - 7.5/10
Midsommar - 1/10... nothing happens for whole movie, it's not a horror, wants to copy Wicker Man.
 
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just like steven king almost always does, it built up to whats supposed to be a spectacular ending, and couldnt deliver

5/10
 
In The Tall Grass - 6/10, Netflix horror. I thought the concept was decent, creepy at times.
 
Dark Phoenix (2019)
X-Men spinoff. I'll cut to the chase, I was quite drunk and a bit distracted plus I don't really follow X-Men movies. It was alright, mindless action/superhero movie that wasn't bad or good.
5/10

Dragged Across Concrete (2018)

Mel Gibson and Vince Vaughn are in this, they play a pair of experienced / slightly loose cannon city cops who get suspended for excessive force. Gibson takes them into the world of crime to raise money to leave his neighbourhood, they try ripping off some high-level robbery job and shit starts going south. This movie is 2hours and 40minutes long. Two hours and forty minutes. And the storyline itself is worth around 1.5hours maximum. There's a good 50mins in this movie of the two of them just sat in cars talking. The movie isn't horrible, though. Just way too long winded for something so generic/basic.
5/10
 
Shazam! (2019)
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Wow. DC got one right. It wasn't the absolute best plot for a film, but it was entertaining throughout, and it didn't have any of the directing/editing problems of Batman v. Superman or Aquaman.

8/10 - "B"
 
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Dante's Peak - A U.S. Geological Survey scientist is sent to investigate possible volcanic activity in a quaint, small Washington town. The worse case scenario unfolds and the volcano erupts. Flawless cinematography and visual effects. 9/10

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Joker

I do not look at this as a movie in the Comic realm. Even though the character is. This movie is a brutal and fascinating look at mentall illness, psychopathy, and violence. It is so well acted that it’s bleakness and sour tone doesn’t matter. This is not a fun movie, but it is gripping in every scene.
8/10
 
The French Connection

The pacing could have done with a little adjustment, and the plot's a little complicated, but an all-time classic overall.

8/10
 
Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth (1992)

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As far as horror trilogies go, the first three Hellraiser films are among the best. It had been quite a while since I had seen this one, and after watching all three of the first Hellraiser films, I think this one might be the best one. Prime Terry Farrell helps too.

7/10 - "B"
 
Sinister II (2015) - I am kind of glad they stopped after this one. 6/10

Hollow Man (2000) - It's not as smart of a movie as it thinks it is. 5.5/10
 
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It: Chapter Two (2019)
Finally got to see it. To be honest, it invoked the exact same reaction from me that the original did - I much preferred part 1 and felt part 2 was nowhere near as good. That doesnt mean it was bad, I just loved part 1 a lot more. Probably due to the kids/Losers Club angle. Pennywise was a lot more menacing in the first chapter too, there wasn't enough Pennywise action in the second chapter and he wasn't as freaky in my opinion. Solid remake all in all.
7/10
 
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