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DeSantis signs bill banning intentional releases of balloons in Florida

DeSantis signs bill banning intentional releases of balloons in Florida

Governor DeSantis signed three bills into law on Monday, including one banning the intentional releasing of balloons for things like gender reveals.

www.fox13news.com

Such a annoying waste, helium is rare, balloons are a choking hazard.

The guys a total turd but a win is a win

 

[HOLA]

Well, hey, credit where credit is due: I support this piece of legislation.

Nice to see Ron doing something useful, instead of getting into fights with Mickey Mouse, etc.

 

[DragRacer]

Releasing balloons intentionally is a pretty narcissistic thing to do. You know it’s harmful to the environment and wildlife, but hey- you’ve something to celebrate dammit.

 

[Sinister]

I'll still chalk this up to general hatred of things that sound fun.

 

[badascan]

He is banning celebrations like birthdays and anniversaries and graduations!? Fascist!

 

[filthybliss]

Glad to see Rhonda DeSantis is doing something meaningful
https://www.instagram.com/rupublicans/p/CqnU-BcrXBA/?img_index=1

 

[Poon Goon]

There was a guy in Florida who tied a pistol to a helium balloon and shot himself with it. He staged it to look like a robbery and because the gun floated away with the balloon it didn't look like an obvious suicide. The jig was up when the coppers saw what he had been googling so I don't think his family got collect his life insurance like he planned.

 

[Sinister]

There was a guy in Florida who tied a pistol to a helium balloon and shot himself with it. He staged it to look like a robbery and because the gun floated away with the balloon it didn't look like an obvious suicide. The jig was up when the coppers saw what he had been googling so I don't think his family got collect his life insurance like he planned.

F*ckin Florida Man

 

[Siver!]

Floridians now preparing their slapstick routines in which they 'accidentally' release balloons?

 

[Roop Holstry]

I love this. The amount of balloons I see washing up in the lakes and ocean I fish/surf is preposterous. It pisses me off every time.

Like where do these clowns think the balloons end up when they release them into the sky?

 

[Brigfa2]

Common DaddySantis win

 

[Flower2dPeople]

I love this. The amount of balloons I see washing up in the lakes and ocean I fish/surf is preposterous. It pisses me off every time.

Like where do these clowns think the balloons end up when they release them into the sky?

Over the edge.

 

[ColemanwastheGOAT]

Is this the Don't Say Balloon bill, I've been hearing so much about?

 

[Fluffernutter]

Very noble of him

 

[jx820]

Sounds Woke.

 

[KOPPE]

Good news. genital reveal parties are weird. They enforce harmful stereotypes and are basically a celebration of an unborn child's genitals... if you put it bluntly, it's creepy as hell.
I understand that parents just want to celebrate their baby but Trans/non binary kids exist.
In child psychology, the studies say that child recognizes their own gender at 3 yo (on average). So literally at any age the child is psychologically capable to find out their are certain gender, it's just uneducated people who think that hetero and cis identities are naturally occurring and everything else is taught.

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[ColemanwastheGOAT]

Good news. genital reveal parties are weird. They enforce harmful stereotypes and are basically a celebration of an unborn child's genitals... if you put it bluntly, it's creepy as hell.
I understand that parents just want to celebrate their baby but Trans/non binary kids exist.
In child psychology, the studies say that child recognizes their own gender at 3 yo (on average). So literally at any age the child is psychologically capable to find out their are certain gender, it's just uneducated people who think that hetero and cis identities are naturally occurring and everything else is taught.

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A little too obvious there bud.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

Releasing balloons intentionally is a pretty narcissistic thing to do. You know it’s harmful to the environment and wildlife, but hey- you’ve something to celebrate dammit.

i just can't be bothered to carry around a bag of dog shit with me.

 

[RoastBeast]

i just can't be bothered to carry around a bag of dog shit with me.

I feel bad about it now but as a kid I'd get those turds on the shovel and launch them as far over the fence as I could.