Movies Ranking the Alien franchise

Alien
Aliens
Prometheus
Covenant
Alien 3
Resurrection

I'm the very few that actually liked Prometheus. I'm big on lore, so the Engineer theory intrigued me.
i like prometheus aswell. Alien 3 and Resurrection are both equal shit
 
Aliens
Alien
Alien 3
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Resurrection
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AvP: Requiem
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Prometheus
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Covenant
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AvP
 
Aliens - 10/10
Alien - 9.5/10
Alien Covenant - 9.1/10
Alien VS Predator Requiem - 8.5/10 (Only the scenes in which there's either an Alien or Predator in the scenes, otherwise its crap)
Alien VS Predator - 7.0/10 Fun movie, lots of quality ideas, but it nerfed the Predators. Needed better a better Director.
Alien Covenant - 6.5/10 Some good ideas. But way too many flaws.
Alien3 & Resurrection - Below 5/10. Both are absolute crap.
 
I don't get the hate for Alien 3. I give it props for creativity. It's the only movie in the franchise (excluding AvP's) to defeat the Alien by not having it sucked out into space.
 
Alien
Aliens
Prometheus
Alien 3 (toss up between this and Prometheus)
Covenant
Alien 4

I only saw Covenant once and didn’t really like it. Maybe I should watch it again. Alien resurrection had a cool idea but it was just too fucking weird. That alien hybrid thing at the end really creeps me out.
 
Predators are a much older species than the Engineers. Reptiles are older than mammals. The Engineers created Xenomorphs to protect themselves against Predators after most of the Engineers were wiped out in the Predator vs Engineer war. The Engineers also genetically modified themselves to be bigger and stronger to be able to fight with the giant Predators. That explains the 2 types of Engineers we seen in the movies.. The Xenomorphs proved to be inferior to the Predators and the gene editing the Engineers did to themselves did not work...

The Engineers created humans hoping the humans would eventually evolve into Engineers but the Predators ruined that plan by landing on Earth. They made the humans worship them like they were gods. The Engineer species is nearly extinct and will eventually die off..

The Predators are more technologically advanced then the Engineers. They are better fighters. They have better weaponry. A normal sized Predator is physically capable of defeating a genetically modified Engineered in hand to hand combat. The giant Predators can take on up to 7 or 8 genetically modified Engineers single handedly...



Engineers have not discovered worm hole technology so their ships are inferior as well.

There is only 1 species capable of defeating Predators in the known universe and that is the Transformers
 
That one recent movie had cutie pie Katherine Waterston who didn't mind doing full nudity before and they failed to write a good full frontal nude scene for her.
 
I respect people that put Alien 3 in the top 3. It really makes me happy to see that Mayberry still has some aficionados around.

As always, my lists are the definitive ranking

1. Alien
2. Aliens
3. Alien 3 DC
4. Prometheus
5. Ressurection
6. Covenant
 
I’ve been meaning to watch Covenant back
Thanks TS
 
Whys everybody spelling Allen wrong?

Allen
Allen 3
Allens
Allen 4
Convenient
Prom
 
That one recent movie had cutie pie Katherine Waterston who didn't mind doing full nudity before and they failed to write a good full frontal nude scene for her.

A Xenomorph spanking scene?
 
1. Aliens.
2. Alien.
3. Prometheus.
4. Alien 3.
5. Alien Covenant.
6. Alien Resurrection.
 
So take a look at these lists. What is the common denominator here?

Does hollywood look at what fans love then just say, FUCK YOU. We dont give a shit what YOU like. We will go in a completely! Different direction.

I mean these predator and alien franchies aren't fucking complicated character studies. Throw in some guns and some aliens and have them all fight it out. Why the fuck do they have to add all this weird shit
 
Aliens
Alien
Alien Resurrection
Alien 3 (? it's been a long time since I've seen this one, but it was the worst of the original 4)
Covenant
Prometheus
 
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