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Question/Advice Ranked dead last.... trying not to go 0-10

toasty said:
Naaaaaah @biscuitsbrah, this is not the time for negativity this is the time for A Training Montage!



Because the Erik “Muska” Teer story must go on…,
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Training Montage Scene Property of Rabbit Hole Productions INC.

Top of a snowy mountain. A white rabbit sits in louts position, a katana strapped on his back, he is crying a single tear and has a glass filled with a smoky liquid.

Shot from over the rabbits shoulder- we see a disheveled bleeding man being strafed by 4 peregrine falcons, the man is covering up his head and dodging their slashing attack runs

the rabbit raises his drink to his lips and the falcons peel off to sit behind him, the bedraggled man falls to his knees before the samurai warrior rabbit.

Oh Master toasty, please teach me the ways of your unbeatable drunken paw whiskey-fu. I have climbed this high peak under great duress to beseech this of you. the man says.

The Rabbit simply shakes his head no and the man starts back down.

The Rabbit speaks- You may come back tomorrow if you wish. After saying this he makes a small gesture with his paw and the falcons recommence their attacking.

The next morning, same scene except this time the bedraggled man is slowly, step by step, pushing a moose up the hill. He reaches the rabbit who makes a small gesture upon their arrival, the moose shakes its antlers, flinging the man at the feet of the rabbit before walking to sit behind the majestic hare. The man lays prostrate before the holy rabbit.

"oh wise and beneficent toasty, I have struggled with all my might and endurance against this mighty beast to ask again that you might teach me to be half as great a warrior as you are.

The Rabbit simply shakes his head no and the man starts back down.

The Rabbit speaks- You may come back tomorrow if you wish. After saying this he makes a small gesture with his paw and the moose takes off after the exhausted man.

The next morning, same scene except this time the bedraggled man is being harried by a pack of wolves. Each time a wolf lunges, the man kicks or punches it off and continues racing toward the resplendent rabbit. Finally the rabbit makes a gesture and the wolves fall in behind him.

Oh handsome and intelligent master toasty, at great peril I have come a third time, cut and bled by this pack of predators but unbowed in my desire to learn your unmatched fighting style.

The Rabbit simply shakes his head no and the man starts back down.

The Rabbit speaks- You may come back tomorrow if you wish. After saying this he makes a small gesture with his paw and the wolves begin harrying the man again.

On the fourth day we watch the man be tackled repeatedly by a large grizzly bear, each time the man wrestles his way free, racing desperately toward the magnificent warrior bunny, only to be tackled again and again until finally the brilliant rabbit makes a small gesture, the bear tosses the man high in the air and watches him land at the feet of the rabbit then sits behind the rabbit.

Oh radiant toasty who legendary defeats of Rickson, Fedor Johnny Bones, Kahbib and GSP all in the same kumite have brought me here to beg for your assistance, can you not see that even suffering all these loses I have the heart of a champion and simply need you on my team to actually get a win? Won't you train me now?

The Rabbit simply shakes his head no and the man starts back down.

The Rabbit speaks- You may come back tomorrow if you wish. After saying this he makes a small gesture with his paw the bear commences mauling the man again.

On the fifth day, we watch the man come up very very slowly. Each movement he makes, each step toward the glowing rabbit monk takes minutes to complete. Over a period of hours he draws near, finally the rabbit makes a small gesture and seemingly from out of nowhere 4 concealed snow leopards reveal themselves to have been stalking the man the entire time. They now kneel in front of the rabbit forming a deadly barrier between him and the man

Oh great toasty, I stand before you a humbled and broken man. I know now that I will never be a worthy heir to your merciless drunken paw whiskey-fu. I ask only your forgiveness for disturbing your meditation and whiskey tasting.

With that the Rabbit rises, he walks through the snow leopards who form up flanking him as they approach the man. from out of the woods and sky all the other predators form up behind this singular rabbit samurai poet whiskey aficionado.

Faster than the human eye can follow the rabbit whips into motion, after a furious blur of athletic grace we see the man standing dumbfounded by the black belt neatly tied around his waist.

The Flacons taught you defense, footwork and agility, the moose strength, endurance and proved your heart, the wolves taught you our stand up techniques, the grizzly bear your ground game and the snow leopards taught you strategy, patience and proved your courage. These are the elements that make Drunken Paw Whiskey-fu unmatched and you are now a master.

the man falls face first to the ground, sobbing with joy. Thank you master toasty, this is the greatest moment in my life, I will never be able to repay you for your kindness, your wisdom, and teaching me the only perfect fighting system in the history of the world.

The rabbit raises the whiskey glass to his mouth, inhales the smoky aroma, takes a well considered sip and says

"Acutally you will, the black belt costs $175,000 and I get 50% of all your purses, free flights and hotels to corner you, and 85 % of Whiskey-Fu related merch sales or this pack of savage mountain beasts will shred you before you take a single step you helpless sack of smelly human flesh. Now pay the fuck up."

Honestly Erik I think you should give up fighting and try your hand at writing. You get less concussions and might actually make a few $'s as you seem to have a very vivid imagination and some wit.

I do hope you can get just one mma win and call it quits.

Please ask sherdog to change your fight finder to use the nickname Erik "Shed a" or "Punch Here" or "Bloody Smear" Teer, when you do get your hand raised.
 
eateer said:
Its hard for me to pick an exact point of origin for me to tell this, but ill start first with a message I was given from a Thai Monk located at the first gym I visited in Thailand, where i spent a year. I paid no money for training, their was no English speaking trainers, and all the fighters were kids. Less then 13 years old. I was introduced to this place from a thai girl I had met online prior to traveling to Thailand. He explained that every fighter is actually inhabited by a warrior spirit, always identified as an animal and the dance, was intertwined with ones internal awareness, "how accurately you project the outside in, and then how free you were to move and respond with it" The process of becoming a fighter was not about the rounds sparring, but about unlocking this through the fight experiences. This distinction is important as it indicates significant hormonal variability. Pigs and Boars share DNA, one however has its weapons activated through danger. The wild turns on the spirit inside the flesh. I asked myself to accept getting beat up, and to walk the mile of shame to endure maxim internal reflection. With this acceptance, I would now decipherer the puzzle without anyone's help. I could ask what is a fight?
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Are you a mutant ninja turtle? That story sounds familiar
 
toasty said:
Training Montage Scene Property of Rabbit Hole Productions INC.

Top of a snowy mountain. A white rabbit sits in louts position, a katana strapped on his back, he is crying a single tear and has a glass filled with a smoky liquid.

Shot from over the rabbits shoulder- we see a disheveled bleeding man being strafed by 4 peregrine falcons, the man is covering up his head and dodging their slashing attack runs

the rabbit raises his drink to his lips and the falcons peel off to sit behind him, the bedraggled man falls to his knees before the samurai warrior rabbit.

Oh Master toasty, please teach me the ways of your unbeatable drunken paw whiskey-fu. I have climbed this high peak under great duress to beseech this of you. the man says.

The Rabbit simply shakes his head no and the man starts back down.

The Rabbit speaks- You may come back tomorrow if you wish. After saying this he makes a small gesture with his paw and the falcons recommence their attacking.

The next morning, same scene except this time the bedraggled man is slowly, step by step, pushing a moose up the hill. He reaches the rabbit who makes a small gesture upon their arrival, the moose shakes its antlers, flinging the man at the feet of the rabbit before walking to sit behind the majestic hare. The man lays prostrate before the holy rabbit.

"oh wise and beneficent toasty, I have struggled with all my might and endurance against this mighty beast to ask again that you might teach me to be half as great a warrior as you are.

The Rabbit simply shakes his head no and the man starts back down.

The Rabbit speaks- You may come back tomorrow if you wish. After saying this he makes a small gesture with his paw and the moose takes off after the exhausted man.

The next morning, same scene except this time the bedraggled man is being harried by a pack of wolves. Each time a wolf lunges, the man kicks or punches it off and continues racing toward the resplendent rabbit. Finally the rabbit makes a gesture and the wolves fall in behind him.

Oh handsome and intelligent master toasty, at great peril I have come a third time, cut and bled by this pack of predators but unbowed in my desire to learn your unmatched fighting style.

The Rabbit simply shakes his head no and the man starts back down.

The Rabbit speaks- You may come back tomorrow if you wish. After saying this he makes a small gesture with his paw and the wolves begin harrying the man again.

On the fourth day we watch the man be tackled repeatedly by a large grizzly bear, each time the man wrestles his way free, racing desperately toward the magnificent warrior bunny, only to be tackled again and again until finally the brilliant rabbit makes a small gesture, the bear tosses the man high in the air and watches him land at the feet of the rabbit then sits behind the rabbit.

Oh radiant toasty who legendary defeats of Rickson, Fedor Johnny Bones, Kahbib and GSP all in the same kumite have brought me here to beg for your assistance, can you not see that even suffering all these loses I have the heart of a champion and simply need you on my team to actually get a win? Won't you train me now?

The Rabbit simply shakes his head no and the man starts back down.

The Rabbit speaks- You may come back tomorrow if you wish. After saying this he makes a small gesture with his paw the bear commences mauling the man again.

On the fifth day, we watch the man come up very very slowly. Each movement he makes, each step toward the glowing rabbit monk takes minutes to complete. Over a period of hours he draws near, finally the rabbit makes a small gesture and seemingly from out of nowhere 4 concealed snow leopards reveal themselves to have been stalking the man the entire time. They now kneel in front of the rabbit forming a deadly barrier between him and the man

Oh great toasty, I stand before you a humbled and broken man. I know now that I will never be a worthy heir to your merciless drunken paw whiskey-fu. I ask only your forgiveness for disturbing your meditation and whiskey tasting.

With that the Rabbit rises, he walks through the snow leopards who form up flanking him as they approach the man. from out of the woods and sky all the other predators form up behind this singular rabbit samurai poet whiskey aficionado.

Faster than the human eye can follow the rabbit whips into motion, after a furious blur of athletic grace we see the man standing dumbfounded by the black belt neatly tied around his waist.

The Flacons taught you defense, footwork and agility, the moose strength, endurance and proved your heart, the wolves taught you our stand up techniques, the grizzly bear your ground game and the snow leopards taught you strategy, patience and proved your courage. These are the elements that make Drunken Paw Whiskey-fu unmatched and you are now a master.

the man falls face first to the ground, sobbing with joy. Thank you master toasty, this is the greatest moment in my life, I will never be able to repay you for your kindness, your wisdom, and teaching me the only perfect fighting system in the history of the world.

The rabbit raises the whiskey glass to his mouth, inhales the smoky aroma, takes a well considered sip and says

"Acutally you will, the black belt costs $175,000 and I get 50% of all your purses, free flights and hotels to corner you, and 85 % of Whiskey-Fu related merch sales or this pack of savage mountain beasts will shred you before you take a single step you helpless sack of smelly human flesh. Now pay the fuck up."

Honestly Erik I think you should give up fighting and try your hand at writing. You get less concussions and might actually make a few $'s as you seem to have a very vivid imagination and some wit.

I do hope you can get just one mma win and call it quits.

Please ask sherdog to change your fight finder to use the nickname Erik "Shed a" or "Punch Here" or "Bloody Smear" Teer, when you do get your hand raised.
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I appreciate this. lol 😂. I have had a couple concussions, but am still usually able to count to 10 without stuttering or forgetting any numbers.
 
Wow, only just found this thread.

We all have to find different types of meaning at different points in our life.

What you gonna do next, dude?
 
Siver! said:
Wow, only just found this thread.

We all have to find different types of meaning at different points in our life.

What you gonna do next, dude?
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I needed to know if there was wisdom in taking a long walk of shame. Allowing myself to crash out completely from the opinions of others. One day I thought my mind will have been completely thawed and my movement limitless. So although I haven’t been training at a traditional gym I have been training deep into my mobility and flow movement, focusing on creating the most accurate astral plane projection. Now I need to harvest people’s negative energy so that my aggression can be cultivated. I grew up in the wild near Yellowstone park, I was an unwanted child and responsibility. I was as abused by everyone and anyone, most notably my mother and step father, I had to escape my home and joined the marine corps, immediately 9-11 happens and I wa front row for Iraq. I lived 8 months a stones throw from falujah and operated as a heli crew chief doing cas evacuation during battle of falujah. All of this together created an overly empathetic mind that had major challenges defending myself from the aggressive nature of others. I have experienced, I have theorized, now I most move into execution of theories. I have t prepared for any fights, now I’m simply just going to do what all fighters do. A team a camp, and a game plan. My mind has seen deeper then the others, I know how fear moves through our thoughts. Now I must prove that I’m not a loser.
 

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Koya said:
It was cool until you ask ChatGPT for that piece if text. Write your own.

So I understand that you joined a gym ? Which team is it ?
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You confirmed my intuition, I’ll never let that AI demon speak for me again. Thank you for your honesty sher bro
 
eateer said:
You confirmed my intuition, I’ll never let that AI demon speak for me again. Thank you for your honesty sher bro
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You're welcome. So are you joining a team ? If yes, which one ?
 
Noveltymortar said:
That’s a nice picture but do you think training with people closer to your weight class would have been helpful?
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yeah, at the time though i wasn't convinced i would be a fighter. This gym was all thais, inside a temple called Wat We Moot in Bangkok near my apartment, I was using my GI BIll and attending college.
 
Why are there so many banned user names in this thread?
 
eateer said:
Got another fight. Pro kickboxing in buffalo New York January 31.
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You trying to beat this guys record?
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