PWD 352: I Only Posted Here When It Was Cool

[SocraticMethod]

one time I needed clothes, so I showed up to my house drunk, and I walked into my bro's room cuz I was looking for a shirt, he was hitting some girl from the back who was eating out another girl, they all stopped and stared at me, and I drunkingly said, "Can I join?", then promptly left because he threw an old baseball trophy at me and said GET THE FUCK OUT

Well that was just rude of them.

 

[Prime Ang]

Tru

I was out on a field op for two weeks, only cleaned myself with baby wipes. I get out and go to this puerto rican chick's place that I'm messing with and as soon I get there she's all over me, im nasty ass fuck still in my disgusting cammies (camouflage uniform) my fucking balls are fermenting cheese and I tell her, "yo let me take a shower first, I'm gross". This bitch says she doesn't care and rips off my pants and sucks my cock and balls clean bro. When I got in the shower and washed my dick all the dirt and sweat was gone!

These fucking puerto ricans, man!

 

[frenz]

Tru

I was out on a field op for two weeks, only cleaned myself with baby wipes. I get out and go to this puerto rican chick's place that I'm messing with and as soon I get there she's all over me, im nasty ass fuck still in my disgusting cammies (camouflage uniform) my fucking balls are fermenting cheese and I tell her, "yo let me take a shower first, I'm gross". This bitch says she doesn't care and rips off my pants and sucks my cock and balls clean bro. When I got in the shower and washed my dick all the dirt and sweat was gone!

These fucking puerto ricans, man!

what a delightful story

 

[Wariowokecancel]

Bullshit. Does your boy have no nose or tastebuds. Youd know in a second

That iron taste.

 

[frenz]

husbando can take a seat for a second..

 

[Stargazer Rex]

Sounds like a nice girl.

She actually was a nice chick. Too clingy and it turned me off, great ass though.

 

[Prime Ang]

One time I was really really really drunk and about to hit it from the back and accidentally stuck it in the wrong hole, girl bounced off the bed like a pogo stick and ended up rolling her ankle.

Good times.

 

[Prime Ang]

She actually was a nice chick. Too clingy and it turned me off, great ass though.

IDK why I even have to ask, but did you eat it?

 

[Stargazer Rex]

what a delightful story

There plenty more where that one came from, baby.

 

[Gutter Chris]

You referred to him as your "friend" in the first post, which is what started this.

You're obviously in denial and can't help but play the blame game to make yourself feel better. I'm not mad, Chris, I'm just disappointed.

Friend easier to type than thismotherfuckerIknowwhostolemyshitandIwaskindamadat

 

[frenz]

One time I was really really really drunk and about to hit it from the back and accidentally stuck it in the wrong hole, girl bounced off the bed like a pogo stick and ended up rolling her ankle.

Good times.

"accidently" mmk

 

[Prime Ang]

Friend easier to type than thismotherfuckerIknowwhostolemyshitandIwaskindamadat

exactly, if someone says friend on the interwebz I take it with a grain of salt. It's easier then typing acquaintance, or "person my friend used to fuck around with" or friend of a friend of a friend.

 

[Gutter Chris]

Tastes like a penny.

Dont ask me how I know that.

Dude I know exactly what blood tastes like thats why Im calling bullshit that the dude didnt know.

 

[Wariowokecancel]

One time I was really really really drunk and about to hit it from the back and accidentally stuck it in the wrong hole, girl bounced off the bed like a pogo stick and ended up rolling her ankle.

Good times.

What do you mean by wrong hole?

Which one is wrong?

 

[Falsedawn]

One time I was really really really drunk and about to hit it from the back and accidentally stuck it in the wrong hole, girl bounced off the bed like a pogo stick and ended up rolling her ankle.

Good times.

Lmaooooo.

I had a girl one time agree to anal because I told her my dick was tiny. She inspects, agrees and all that. Didnt tell her I was a grower. Went balls deep and got the same response.

I had to give her the Eddie "I LIED!!!"

 

[Stargazer Rex]

IDK why I even have to ask, but did you eat it?

Hell yeah, she used to get Brazilian waxes on the reg too. She used to sit on my face and rub her asshole and pussy all over it until I thought I would pass out, but my mindset was if I die I die!

 

[Prime Ang]

"accidently" mmk

Putting your dick in a un lubed ass tha hasn't been even slightly fooled around with, hurts a lot, first time I ever did that I thought I had broken my dick.

 

[Prime Ang]

Hell yeah, she used to get Brazilian waxes on the reg too. She used to sit on my face and rub her asshole and pussy all over it until I thought I would pass out, but my mindset was if I die I die!

You've inspired me to be a better man today, thank you for this.

 

[Wariowokecancel]

Watching the CWC final and HHH is walking out.

Meanwhile we basement dwelling Sherdoggers are lying about the girls we imagined we fucked and talking about the sad porn we watch.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

husbando can take a seat for a second..

a manlet! Man, we can't be E-Homies anymore!