PWD 352: I Only Posted Here When It Was Cool

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I've never met a girl that doesn't suck dick.

I've met plenty, and I don't get it.

It's like, you know if you don't suck dick you're going to die alone, so why not just do it? Practice with a banana, we'll work on it lmao.
 
One time to one motherfucker you betrayed me and stole from me.

He started that one he just didnt know that Im a finisher


Dont hold shit I did at 18 against me man thats harsh

We've all done things we'd like to take back, Chris, but you keep insisting you did nothing wrong when you know it's not true. Just admit it and be set free. Admit that stealing your nerd game didn't warrant cockblocking a guy with a tiny wang. Admit that you were wrong, Chris, and rejoin the PWD family. You know we only have two rules here: (1) Thou shalt not cockblock a bro; and (2) Fuck you @Frank23.
 
They went extinct in the 90s
I do have a friend that just got married that refuses to eat pussy, true story. A long time ago his ex gf cheated on him and him and a friend almost came to blows because he told our friend that he doesn't eat pussy and my other friend said "no wonder she cheated on you", all that is true, cuz it's a true story.
 
I've met plenty, and I don't get it.

It's like, you know if you don't suck dick you're going to die alone, so why not just do it? Practice with a banana, we'll work on it lmao.
I've met girls that have said it, but I've never been with a girl who doesn't do it, and the girls that have said it, I always find out that they've blown somebody.
 
I do have a friend that just got married that refuses to eat pussy, true story. A long time ago his ex gf cheated on him and him and a friend almost came to blows because he told our friend that he doesn't eat pussy and my other friend said "no wonder she cheated on you", all that is true, cuz it's a true story.

Why doesn't your friend eat pussy? Is he gay or something?
 
I've met plenty, and I don't get it.

It's like, you know if you don't suck dick you're going to die alone, so why not just do it? Practice with a banana, we'll work on it lmao.
All bitches suck dick, they just aint interested in suckin yours apparently
 
Why doesn't your friend eat pussy? Is he gay or something?
He doesn't like too, guess he had a bad experience.

Another friend of mine was eating a girl out once and thought he was just covered in her wetness, and it was pitch dark, so he goes to the bathroom to take a piss and turns the light on and he had blood all over his face.
 
Another friend of mine was eating a girl out once and thought he was just covered in her wetness, and it was pitch dark, so he goes to the bathroom to take a piss and turns the light on and he had blood all over his face.

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I've met plenty, and I don't get it.

It's like, you know if you don't suck dick you're going to die alone, so why not just do it? Practice with a banana, we'll work on it lmao.

I don't go down unless I'm in love so I can understand why a girl doesn't want to suck. We all die alone.










Unless it's a heart attack in a jacuzzi with a Jack and coke in your hand with your 18 year Philippinne pearl diver champion breath taker. Which I plan to do.
 
I've met girls that have said it, but I've never been with a girl who doesn't do it, and the girls that have said it, I always find out that they've blown somebody.

Man, i'm not trying to throatfuck a chick, just get it in. That's a dealbreaker for sure.

All bitches suck dick, they just aint interested in suckin yours apparently

Hey man, not my fault the dick is intimidating. Plus I like em sloppy. If I don't have to wipe my taint when she's done, it wasnt sloppy enough.

These bitches out here just dont know.
 
He doesn't like too, guess he had a bad experience.

Another friend of mine was eating a girl out once and thought he was just covered in her wetness, and it was pitch dark, so he goes to the bathroom to take a piss and turns the light on and he had blood all over his face.
Happened to me before on Halloween
Didnt realize it til the next day when I woke up with my goatee plastered to my face with dried blood
 
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