PWD 352: I Only Posted Here When It Was Cool

[Stargazer Rex]

You've inspired me to be a better man today, thank you for this.

Just call me Reckless Rex!

 

[Prime Ang]

Watching the CWC final and HHH is walking out.

Meanwhile we basement dwelling Sherdoggers are lying about the girls we imagined we fucked and talking about the sad porn we watch.

You lied?

 

[Stargazer Rex]

You lied?

 

[Wariowokecancel]

Putting your dick in a un lubed ass tha hasn't been even slightly fooled around with, hurts a lot, first time I ever did that I thought I had broken my dick.

Stripper girl lost her anal virginity two weeks ago. She then didn't contact me for a week except for sending me a text that she feels she's dying. However since this Monday she has been booty calling me every night at 1-3am.

 

[Pittie Petey]

Tru

I was out on a field op for two weeks, only cleaned myself with baby wipes. I get out and go to this puerto rican chick's place that I'm messing with and as soon I get there she's all over me, im nasty ass fuck still in my disgusting cammies (camouflage uniform) my fucking balls are fermenting cheese and I tell her, "yo let me take a shower first, I'm gross". This bitch says she doesn't care and rips off my pants and sucks my cock and balls clean bro. When I got in the shower and washed my dick all the dirt and sweat was gone!

These fucking puerto ricans, man!

Theyre filthy creatures

 

[Falsedawn]

You lied?

Wanna eat it like a cake meng

 

[Prime Ang]

Stripper girl lost her anal virginity two weeks ago. She then didn't contact me for a week except for sending me a text that she feels she's dying. However since this Monday she has been booty calling me every night at 1-3am.

I'm proud of you bud

 

[SocraticMethod]

Friend easier to type than thismotherfuckerIknowwhostolemyshitandIwaskindamadat

Sure, Chris. Sure.

#DisappointedInMyJuggaloHomie

 

[Prime Ang]

Wanna eat it like a cake meng

When I go to eat good food, take for instance, cake, I say "I want to eat it like ass"

 

[SocraticMethod]

exactly, if someone says friend on the interwebz I take it with a grain of salt. It's easier then typing acquaintance, or "person my friend used to fuck around with" or friend of a friend of a friend.

Don't become a cockblock apologist, Angus. Chris did Cowski wrong. We all know it.

#FreeCowski

 

[Wariowokecancel]

You lied?

Either I was watching CWC, drinking beer, while a girl was massaging my back and my Pom was fighting my cat or I was crying sadly on my keyboard with my dick in my hand.

 

[SocraticMethod]

You lied?

That's hypnotic.

 

[Prime Ang]

That's hypnotic.

 

[J Danger]

Chicken legs! Lets measure our thighs then and find out who's been squatting and who hasn't.

And I train for strength, you know that. If I felt like being a gay lil bodybuilder I'd blow your scrawny ass out of the water and you know it.

@Minotauro Rex?

More like Minotauro RUSTLED

 

[frenz]

a manlet! Man, we can't be E-Homies anymore!

that manlet is looking at me like he wants to fuck me through the mattress

 

[J Danger]

one time I needed clothes, so I showed up to my house drunk, and I walked into my bro's room cuz I was looking for a shirt, he was hitting some girl from the back who was eating out another girl, they all stopped and stared at me, and I drunkingly said, "Can I join?", then promptly left because he threw an old baseball trophy at me and said GET THE FUCK OUT

Angus, you're okay.

 

[Prime Ang]

that manlet is looking at me like he wants to fuck me through the mattress

5'11 190,and you're 5'2, I think he could pull it off.

 

[Big Nasty Edison]

that manlet is looking at me like he wants to fuck me through the mattress

He's probably cries after sex.

 

[J Danger]

that manlet is looking at me like he wants to fuck me through the mattress

 

[SocraticMethod]

that manlet is looking at me like he wants to fuck me through the mattress