PWD 299: Gator's bitches better be using jimmies!

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Minotauro Rex said:
What's the heaviest broad you ever banged?
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Probably around 300 pounds give or take.

Im not tall and while over weight even when I wasnt I have always been stout like a dwarf. I feel more comfortable with bigger stronger girls. They cant fuck ya back if they are too small to move ya ya know.

Chick I liked banging most in my 34 was 185. A fire plug of a woman a perfect match physically
 
Batjester said:
Ex was a deuce at least, and I hooked up over the Internet back in the 90'same with a chick who HAD to be a least 250.
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I banged a 350 pounder, she was a whore.

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GSPSAKU said:
Have never seen this match as I was not, and still am not, following closely but really? That crowd was white hot for the Rhodes, makes Cody and Goldust sound like superstars...was this in Georgia? Crazy how hot the crowd was for the Rhodes and for what it's worth, a well booked match and they all made it work.
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This was in Buffalo, I wish I had gone, the arena is only five minutes from my house and I was a fan back then but didn't go.
 
Gutter Chris said:
Listen to a match he has sometime Rumpelstiltskin. People pop then catch themselves and boo cuz its the cool guy thing to do and there is nothing a neckbeard desires more than to feel cool . The guys been on fire tearing down the house match after match and still dipshits like you want to hate .... Cuz reasons

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Let me neckbeard bro.
 
I hate Rumplestiltskins so much I would be willing to catch a minor charge to make Airport cry in public

and Im not normally a mean person
 
All you gotta do to get a match hot is put stakes on it, whether it be contention, for a title, for a job, any match that results ins something different for the winner or loser, whether it be a valet, the losing or winning of a job, amplifies any match that much more. Thats why the Cody and Goldust angle got so over in 2013, nobody really cared about face Cody post Rhodes Scholars and his feud with Sandow, but him getting fired back when the Authority was new hit at the heart of the common fans.
 
Batfish said:
All you gotta do to get a match hot is put stakes on it, whether it be contention, for a title, for a job, any match that results ins something different for the winner or loser, whether it be a valet, the losing or winning of a job, amplifies any match that much more. Thats why the Cody and Goldust angle got so over in 2013, nobody really cared about face Cody post Rhodes Scholars and his feud with Sandow, but him getting fired back when the Authority was new hit at the heart of the common fans.
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You just summed up why rasslin sucks so often brother. Matches need to have meaning to make people give a fuck is the absolute truth
 
You see what the red witch really looks like. That could go to the bar on friday night anf get fucked by the end almost anywhere . That fray bastard would have a much harder time.
 
Tonights card should be good, looking forward to the 4-way and hope AJ hits a Spiral tap off a ladder or some shit.
 
Batfish said:
This was in Buffalo, I wish I had gone, the arena is only five minutes from my house and I was a fan back then but didn't go.
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For two guys who were never top stars, they were certainly cheered like top stars so I thought maybe it was a hometown thing that's why the thought of it being in either Georgia or Texas came up. Could've fooled me but then I didn't watch the whole PPV, I wonder if the other mid carders got as many cheers as the Rhodes brothers.

Don't worry, I don't dwell on the past and don't have very many regrets in my life but Wrestlemania 22 comes in very close to a regret. I was a broke college student in Madison, WI and WM22 was being held in Chicago, about 2 hours away. I told my then girlfriend how awesome it would be to go to Wrestlemania right around the beginning of the school year (Sept 2005). Christmas came and she surprised me with two front row WM seats that came with commemorative WM22 folding chairs. I was so elated yet also so sad. My girlfried was also a poor college student coming from a lower class family and she dipped into her savings that she received from her father's death to buy the two tickets. I asked her how much she spent and she said the tickets were $865 each and totaled just a tad over $1700. As big a fan as I was, it was right around the time my fanaticism was waning (although not to the point where I would have ever turned down a WM) but more importantly, I did not want her to tap into her savings for something like wrestling tickets. We discussed and argued quite a bit and by the end of January, I was able to resell the tickets about $1,000 each.

To this day, when I think of Wrestlemania, I think to myself...."If I could do it over again, maybe I should've just gone" and as my friends and family says, "You should've gone knowing you weren't going to end up with her" but I guess that's just not within my nature. Anyhow, that's about as close as I get to a wrestling regret.
 
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