PWD PWD 1150: The Road to Perth

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Me and young Sox just had our first official knock down drag out brawl, a downright slobberknocker, if you wheel
Her medicated shampoo arrived so it was time for her first bath, she was suspicious from the jump but I managed to coax her into the bathroom with a Munchy Bone and a noose around her neck, I lifted her into the bath and it was fine but once i turned on the water all hell broke loose!
She was dodging, ducking, dipping, diving and dodging all over the place, lucky I used my noodle and locked the bathroom door first
I got her back in the bath and started washing her but everytime she saw an inch of sunlight, she broke for freedom and the fight was on again, took about 3 or 4 rounds before we finally got the job accomplished but now she is officially clean as a whistle and my bathroom needs to be remodeled again, fucking cheap ass baseboard ripped off the wall and went flying, cant remember who remodeled it last time but he aint never getting my business again! 🤬🤬


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The internet said to smear peanut butter on the bathtub wall so she can lick it to keep her occupied while she bathes, now I gotta go clean that off my fucking wall too!
Thanks a lot, Al Gore

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I think Big Peanut spread these myths. I bought one of those kong gimmicks and loaded it full of peanut butter because it was supposed to occupy busy puppy minds to keep them from being destructive. Man, he sniffed that thing once and never touched it so I just a had a rubber cone full of peanut butter rolling around <Lmaoo>
 


It's a tough lineup, no doubt about it. What's Stark gonna do when Magneto closes in his suit on him like an Iron Maiden?! Then what?!


In the comics Magento could rip the iron out of people's blood, too. He could shift the poles and kill everyone on Earth if he wanted as well. There's levels to this shit, robot man!
 
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