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That would make a good Jerry Springer episode
"Bitch I was blipped, I wasnt dead!"
"Yea, well I was blippin yo brother every night!"
"Ooh uh uh, no he didnt"
"Now, Laqueesha, how old is your son?"
"He's three years old"
"And you're saying that Tyrone here is the father?"
"He the daddy! Look at him, they look alike. Tyrone a bum and won't take care of his kids!"
"And Tyrone, you say that you were blipped?"
"Yeah, I ain't no daddy, how can I be the daddy when I got dusted and shit! You should be asking about DeQuan, I know he the daddy!"
"Well, we took a paternity test for both you and DeQuan. Tyrone, you ARE... not the father!"
"YEAH BOY! WHAT BITCH! I TOLD YOU I AIN'T NO DADDY! YOU BETTER TAKE YO ASS TO DEQUAN!"
"Okay, so, Laqueesha, if Tyrone isn't the father, then DeQuan is? According to the test... DeQuan... is NOT the father!"
*Lequeesha runs off stage before flinging herself on the floor in hysterics while Tyrone break dances and high fives members of the audience*