Putting together a BBQ is hard AF

Jesus, dude.

Should've taken a shop class or two in high school to get that there mechanical aptitude up to baseline functional adult level.
 
I'm just picturing a combat robot that shoots greasy hotdogs at the other bots and they lose traction and slip and slide all over the place

I'm feeling it, it could be the better version of this:

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Dunno I got a Weber a few weeks ago and was easy to assemble had it set up in 10 min. But most was already assembled. Did u get some cheap ass grill that looked nice store an came in 1000 pieces?

Also if u bought it for hot dogs better off with charcoal.
 
Dunno I got a Weber a few weeks ago and was easy to assemble had it set up in 10 min. But most was already assembled. Did u get some cheap ass grill that looked nice store an came in 1000 pieces?

Also if u bought it for hot dogs better off with charcoal.

Our old grill was falling apart - it rusted to pieces as I threw it behind the garage

I bought a new one cause I saw it at Walmart when I went to pick up snackys
 
Bought a Char Griller from Home Depot a couple summers ago. They had them built on display, but I was too lazy to load one up on a truck. Had them order it for me and deliver. The box was crazy huge and heavy af. Spent too much time carrying the parts through the house and putting it together.

Next grill I buy from a box store, if assembled, I'll let the workers do that job for me.
 
Bought a Char Griller from Home Depot a couple summers ago. They had them built on display, but I was too lazy to load one up on a truck. Had them order it for me and deliver. The box was crazy huge and heavy af. Spent too much time carrying the parts through the house and putting it together.

Next grill I buy from a box store, if assembled, I'll let the workers do that job for me.

My garage was filled with parts all over - it's kind of an annoying job when you're drunk and just want to eat hotdogs already
 
My garage was filled with parts all over - it's kind of an annoying job when you're drunk and just want to eat hotdogs already
Yup know the feeling... I was pretty anxious to try it out myself. It wasnt too bad putting together but not worth the hassle. I could have rented the truck for 20 bucks and just wheeled it in.
 
I don’t have the patience for charcoal. But I do have 5 or is it 6 Weber gassers.

step 1 - light charcoal using a chimney
step 2 - open a beer
step 3 - pour lit coals and heat up your grate
step 4 - open another beer
step 5 - start grilling
 
I have a Weber Genesis hooked to a natural gas line so I don't have to change tanks, and an electric smoker. I know the smoker isn't for purists, but I love being able to set it and forget it and I can monitor internal meat probe temp from the remote. Love you, @Clippy , but no one over 18 should be buying a BBQ from Wally World. Make your own or buy something decent. The meat demands it!
 
Went to Walmart last week and me and the wife found this BBQ on sale - had to get it

The grills are sweet - some kind of smooth anti-stick grills

sold

cats love the box

fuck could the instructions be any more complicated?

I went to war with this son of a bitch in my garage for a week - instructions were like cazy Star Trek schematics - losing screws in my crushed rock floor- wind blowing instructions all over

No ignition button :( Have to throw flaming paper towel into the grill from a distance to light it

also the propane tank holder is like flimsy wire it's bullshit

bbqs are awesome tho - excited to make my own hotdogs!
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Use this style of lighter to light your grill.
 
I have a Weber Genesis hooked to a natural gas line so I don't have to change tanks, and an electric smoker. I know the smoker isn't for purists, but I love being able to set it and forget it and I can monitor internal meat probe temp from the remote. Love you, @Clippy , but no one over 18 should be buying a BBQ from Wally World. Make your own or buy something decent. The meat demands it!
My brother in law got the green egg. I’m going to observe for a bit and decide if I want it. So far it’s been great do cooking sausage and got dogs
 
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