Putting together a BBQ is hard AF

[Jack Stevonovich]

I had a dream that clippy returned that I just woke up from and he was three Asian canadian men that wrote himself into the winner of a sherdog thread where a genius was upset and the genius began to challenge Clippy about finishing a engineering degree before highschool and Clippy claimed that of course he didn't do that because he never claimed to be a genius but equals. The genius said, "wha?" and Clippy said, "yeah, I know it's hard to wrap your head around but I've already come to terms with it. We're equals."

 

[IIIIIIII]

Went to Walmart last week and me and the wife found this BBQ on sale - had to get it

The grills are sweet - some kind of smooth anti-stick grills

sold

cats love the box

fuck could the instructions be any more complicated?

I went to war with this son of a bitch in my garage for a week - instructions were like cazy Star Trek schematics - losing screws in my crushed rock floor- wind blowing instructions all over

No ignition button Have to throw flaming paper towel into the grill from a distance to light it

also the propane tank holder is like flimsy wire it's bullshit

bbqs are awesome tho - excited to make my own hotdogs!

that sucks, dude. i'm actually surprised that there are bbq grills you need to put together yourself. i always thought that was something you buy already setup.

 

[Clippy]

that sucks, dude. i'm actually surprised that there are bbq grills you need to put together yourself. i always thought that was something you buy already setup.

It comes in a box in pieces otherwise it won't fit in my car - mas distribution needs

fucked up

One side panel of my BBQ is two pieces that needed to be hooked together so it fit in the box
assghl

 

[ralphc1]

It comes in a box in pieces otherwise it won't fit in my car - mas distribution needs

fucked up

One side panel of my BBQ is two pieces that needed to be hooked together so it fit in the box
assghl

Don't you have ACE Hardware in Canada. They assemble and deliver the grills.

 

[Clippy]

Don't you have ACE Hardware in Canada. They assemble and deliver the grills.

I bought it from Walmart

 

[TrumpSupporter]

BBQ cat, sounds like chicken

 

[Only Here for Attachments]

I bought it from Walmart

 

[Henry Swanson]

I worked at a crappy Canadian chain of furniture and appliance stores back in the day. I had to assemble all of the floor model shit including BBQ’s. We had another guy put one together once during the night shift. I come in the next morning and I see the bbq assembled with a bag of screws and bolts next to it and a note with “extra parts” Written on it.

 

[TrumpSupporter]

being a funny guy there are few things that make me laugh. bravo

 

[Lawless People]

Went to Walmart last week and me and the wife found this BBQ on sale - had to get it

The grills are sweet - some kind of smooth anti-stick grills

sold

cats love the box

fuck could the instructions be any more complicated?

I went to war with this son of a bitch in my garage for a week - instructions were like cazy Star Trek schematics - losing screws in my crushed rock floor- wind blowing instructions all over

No ignition button Have to throw flaming paper towel into the grill from a distance to light it

also the propane tank holder is like flimsy wire it's bullshit

bbqs are awesome tho - excited to make my own hotdogs!

It ain't no bbq without music

 

[Zyklon R]

There's probably a how-to on YouTube that'll show you how to put it together.
Those instructions they include nowadays aren't much help from my experience.

 

[TrumpSupporter]

turning a bbq into a battlebot, now thats the hard part

 

[Clippy]

turning a bbq into a battlebot, now thats the hard part

that would be so cool to have a battlebot that was cooking dinner the whole time

Then when you win you can enter the arena and enjoy a victory feast and gloat - while taking bites out of huge greasy meat dripping all over your body

 

[TrumpSupporter]

that would be so cool to have a battlebot that was cooking dinner the whole time

Then when you win you can enter the arena and enjoy a victory feast and gloat - while taking bites out of huge greasy meat dripping all over your body

knowing me i would have a secret net weapon hidden under the lid

 

[Clippy]

knowing me i would have a secret net weapon hidden under the lid

We need to make a battlebot that shoots gas station hotdogs at people

 

[TrumpSupporter]

We need to make a battlebot that shoots gas station hotdogs at people

what about the buns? shoot the wiener then display a wienerless bun?

 

[Clippy]

what about the buns? shoot the wiener then display a wienerless bun?

 

[Arqueto]

We need to make a battlebot that shoots gas station hotdogs at people

We could win robot wars with that, or get completely destroyed and lose our battlebot that fires hotdogs.

 

[Clippy]

We could win robot wars with that, or get completely destroyed and lose our battlebot that fires hotdogs.

I'm just picturing a combat robot that shoots greasy hotdogs at the other bots and they lose traction and slip and slide all over the place

 

[Staph infection]

@Clippy You could have saved money and made it out of a filing cabinet like this guy. When you are wandering around town keep and eye out for one. You could even cook up stuff on the top of it using that frying pan you found in the woods awhile back.