Futbol Premier League Thread 2022/23 v8: Matchweek 1 Edition

[Dr J]

Xavi needs to bring that boy back home. He had a good run at Betis

Did they at least get him eating seafood again?

 

[Da Speeit]

Did they at least get him eating seafood again?

Nah he’s still on his cock-only diet

 

[Cyrano200]

This is just embarrassing for United. Their worst Premier League team ever, and the most needed rebuild is wrecked because they don’t want to pay the extra cash* for their main target their direct rival may be willing to pay. They’re in for some massive riots if United drop points against Brighton.


*Cash that would amount to a couple million + what the Glazers took in dividends

Yeah we are definitely looking thin in places. Our choices for striker on Sunday are a 37 year old who skipped pre-season or a recently promoted youngster.
But what about the wage bubble? I just read they are offering FDJ 395,000 pounds a week, making him the highest paid player. If you add $17,000,000 to that it's an additional $85,000 (4 yrs) or $113,000 (3yrs) on top of that. We already pay too much for average, what would that do to the wage structure?
https://www.besoccer.com/new/juventus-prepare-last-bid-for-morata-1169930

 

[Carl Drogo]

Gonna rake IN the FF points @Dr J

 

[JaviBrewski]

 

[Chules]

 

[Carl Drogo]

@EOW take care of our BOIST you cunt!

Tottenham confirm permanent transfer of 6ft 4in starlet to Championship team

https://tothelaneandback.com/2022/0...ermanent-championship-cardiff-city-interview/

 

[Jonathan Utah]

LA > Madrid

 

[Carl Drogo]

LA > Madrid

Equivalent of saucin on the special needs kids at recess. Not without risk though, we all know what happened to our @Deffid

 

[Chules]

LESSS F'N GOOOOOOOO

 

[Chules]

not seen @EOW about in a few

know he'll be the first to post when Vieira fucks us lol

 

[Jonathan Utah]

LESSS F'N GOOOOOOOO

You better beat Shitsal Palace

 

[Arqueto]

@Chules fook Crystal Meth FC fam. You know dem way dere

 

[Carl Drogo]

LESSS F'N GOOOOOOOO

Crystal Meth FC gonna overdose themselves on goals against that shitty back line.

 

[Chules]

Zaha gonna murk ben shite ALL DAY

Big Willy Saliba gonna score tho

0-1 imo

 

[Chules]

Crystal Meth FC gonna overdose themselves on goals against that shitty back line.

already shitting on Mike L lmfao. Lee Gunner bless. gonna be a lit season

 

[Jonathan Utah]

Why isn’t Ben White starting?

 

[Carl Drogo]

Why isn’t Ben Shite starting?

He's at right back LMAOOOO

 

[Jonathan Utah]

He's at right back LMAOOOO

Looked over his name my bad.

 

[Carl Drogo]

Looked over his name my bad.

Apology accepted