Futbol Premier League 2025/26 Thread - v1 - And it’s Live! 🏆 ⚽️

[Rawex]

@Deffid

 

[The_Renaissance]

We’re going to play him at the 6, aren’t we?

Absolute bullshit, this. He's waiting for the France job he's got zero interest coming to the PL let alone to us.

 

[LEWIS540]

I'm really curious to see if Tuchel will stick with the well balanced teams that have brought him his best performances in the last couple of games, or if he'll try and squeeze in as many of Bellingham, Foden, Palmer, Saka, Rashford etc as possible.

Reality is Foden, Bellingham, Palmer should all really be competing for one place.

Like that old "'how do we get Scholes, Gerrard and Lampard into the XI?", when the real question should have been which one starts alongside Carrick.

 

[Chules]

@Kowboy On Sherdog

Spoiler: bosh

walking down a hallway and I saw a box of tools left that had “Bosch” on it. I shouted “Bosh!” by reflex and some guy who I didn’t know was around turned around like . Ffs

 

[Rawex]

Absolute bullshit, this. He's waiting for the France job he's got zero interest coming to the PL let alone to us.

And if Zizou becomes a manager in EPL, most likely goes to City (in the unlikely event of someone else is the next France manager and at same time Pep leaves City).

 

[BroRogan]

PL Weekly Schedule

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SATURDAY

2.30pm GMT
Wolfsburg - Stuttgart @Arqueto @650lb Sumo @Ignicious @Chules @FadeLess @Carl Drogo

3pm
Brighton - Newcastle @Jonathan Utah | @650lb Sumo @Arqueto

Sunderland - Wolves @JaviBrewski

Burnley - Leeds @Ignicious

Cardiff City - Reading @EOW

Whitby Town - Bamber Bridge F.C. @650lb Sumo @Ignicious @bro

3.15pm
Barca - Girona @Da Speeit @mantis_fist @El Che @Possum Jenkins

5.30pm
Bayern - Dortmund @xtramob | @Deffid

Fulham - Arsenal @Chules @Cuzcatlan @Concrete @fingercuffs

6pm
Celoricense - Porto @FadeLess

8pm
Atleti - Osasuna @Jonathan Utah


SUNDAY

11.30am
Como - Juve @Jonathan Utah

12pm
Dundee FC - Celtic @Boxeo12 @Liam Fraser

2pm
Tottenham - Aston Villa @Carl Drogo @Possum Jenkins @xtramob @lsa

3.45pm
Heracles - Feyenoord @Joe_Armstrong @Young Calf Kick

4.30pm
Liverpool - ManUnited @Shamrockftw @BigDeadFreak | @LEWIS540 @BAM @Cyrano200 @Dr J @The_Renaissance @UVee @weaselkenievil @FadeLess

5pm
Atalanta - Lazio @fica

8pm
Getafe - Real Madrid @Rawex @Kadafi


TUESDAY

5.45pm
Barca - Olympiakos @Da Speeit @mantis_fist @El Che @Possum Jenkins

8pm
Arsenal - Atleti @Chules @Cuzcatlan @Concrete @fingercuffs | @Jonathan Utah

Newcastle - Benfica @650lb Sumo @Arqueto

FC Kopenhagen - Dortmund @Deffid


WEDNESDAY

8pm
Real Madrid - Juve @Rawex @Kadafi

Monaco - Tottenham @Carl Drogo @Possum Jenkins @xtramob @lsa

Frankfurt - Liverpool @Shamrockftw @BigDeadFreak

Bayern - Club Brugge @xtramob

Atalanta - Slavia Prague @fica


THURSDAY

5.45pm
Fenerbahce - Stuttgart @Arqueto @650lb Sumo @Ignicious @Chules @FadeLess @Carl Drogo

Feyenoord - Panathinaikos @Joe_Armstrong @Young Calf Kick


8pm
Celtic - Sturm Graz @Boxeo12 @Liam Fraser

Nottingham - Porto @FadeLess

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[650lb Sumo]

Spoiler: 🌍

@Kowboy On Sherdog

Spoiler: bosh

walking down a hallway and I saw a box of tools left that had “Bosch” on it. I shouted “Bosh!” by reflex and some guy who I didn’t know was around turned around like . Ffs

No xenophobia will be tolerated here



@BroRogan @Deffid I've got your back

Anyway quite amusing for a Brit to go to Australia and feel like a criminal. Must have been Opposites Day.

 

[BroRogan]

@650lb Sumo Was nice to see your/our boys got another win and 3 points yesterday! You attended the game? This Saturday?

 

[Ignicious]

Burnley - Leeds @Ignicious

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Oh, no. I'm not falling for that one again

 

[650lb Sumo]

Spoiler: ⏰

@650lb Sumo Was nice to see your/our boys got another win and 3 points yesterday! You attended the game? This Saturday?

Natürlich war ich da, und werde bald seinen Bericht schreiben. Aber ich bin jetzt nur so geschäftig, oder faul (was denkst du ) - eine Minute hier, zwei dort = kein Problem, aber Aufgaben, die mehrere Minuten auf einmal erfordern,können ein bißchen warten.

 

[BroRogan]

Spoiler: ⏰

Natürlich war ich da, und werde bald seinen Bericht schreiben. Aber ich bin jetzt nur so geschäftig, oder faul (was denkst du ) - eine Minute hier, zwei dort = kein Problem, aber Aufgaben, die mehrere Minuten auf einmal erfordern,können ein bißchen warten.

Spoiler: 💡

Ja, ich dachte dass du im Stadion bist. Super Sieg! Vielleicht 50% geschäftig und 50% faul Nein, ich lese deine Berichte von den Spielen immer sehr gerne! Kein Problem zu warten

@Deffid sumo ein Deutsch Ass

 

[fica]

@Deffid

Lol and it is hockey good chance you could score. Hockey loosing skill to and more scarring like football

 

[Carl Drogo]

SUNDAY


2pm
Tottenham - Aston Villa
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Wots yer problem?

 

[Chules]

Spoiler: 💡

Ja, ich dachte dass du im Stadion bist. Super Sieg! Vielleicht 50% geschäftig und 50% faul Nein, ich lese deine Berichte von den Spielen immer sehr gerne! Kein Problem zu warten

@Deffid sumo ein Deutsch Ass

Surreal, legit German

 

[Chules]

Spoiler: 🌍

No xenophobia will be tolerated here



@BroRogan @Deffid I've got your back

Anyway quite amusing for a Brit to go to Australia and feel like a criminal. Must have been Opposites Day.

Man went to make p’s on a visitor visa love him but he deserved to get bosh’d. They ain’t fucking around. If this was the U.K. and he was a foreigner he’d get a free hotel stay, a iphone 17 max pro and indefinite leave to remain.

 

[Deffid]

@Deffid

Fuck them

What is the bollocks I'm reading about both Devils goalies being hurt, that would ruin the good start

 

[Concrete]

Wots yer problem?

Shit ground, you got no fans

 

[Concrete]

Surreal, legit German

I'll pretend I can tell it's legit German

 

[BroRogan]

Wots yer problem?

Oi! What yer on about here? Solid service post incl everything as usual. No complaints!

 

[Rawex]

Fuck them

What is the bollocks I'm reading about both Devils goalies being hurt, that would ruin the good start

Carter Hart is up for grabs