Futbol Premier League 2024/25 Thread - v4: Isak wants OUT of Newcastle Edition ⚽️💫

[Kowboy On Sherdog]

Chicken Fried Wednesday

 

[FadeLess]

@helax @FadeLess
Peak betting time!
Kabwe Warriors, Red Arrows and Green Buffaloes to win +423
3 home teams in Zambian Superleague

Zambibian Super League is ON ?! ... How do you say "holy shiet" in Finnish? ( So that you understand what it is that im trying to say )


Im on the phone with my ex ... yes, the prostitute.
Upon reading this beautiful content and fantastic news, i had to tell her :

- "Sorry to interrupt you, sweatheart human being. You are too good to be true but, Zambibian Super League is ON, so ...

Spoiler

... goodbye, bitch."

And proceeded to hang up the phone, of course.

So ... When is the games starting ?
I'm READY !!

 

[650lb Sumo]

 

[Rawex]

Zambibian Super League is ON ?! ... How do you say "holy shiet" in Finnish? ( So that you understand what it is that im trying to say )


Im on the phone with my ex ... yes, the prostitute.
Upon reading this beautiful content and fantastic news, i had to tell her :

- "Sorry to interrupt you, sweatheart human being. You are too good to be true but, Zambibian Super League is ON, so ...

Spoiler

... goodbye, bitch."

And proceeded to hang up the phone, of course.

So ... When is the games starting ?
I'm READY !!

In one hour and if she has a brain, is now booking a vacation with you to Zambia

 

[650lb Sumo]

Spoiler

What happens next as Sam Fender nominated for Freedom of North Tyneside

Local Tory councillors backed Sm Fender to be awarded North Tyneside's highest honour, so what happens now?

www.chroniclelive.co.uk

 

[Arqueto]

Isak worth 1 billion then

 

[FadeLess]

In one hour and if she has a brain, is now booking a vacation with you to Zambia

Im almost afraid to ask, but im gonna do it anyway ...

Whats so special about Zambia ?

 

[Chules]

Rekt

Liam Lawson: Red Bull set to replace New Zealander with Yuki Tsunoda for Japanese Grand Prix

Red Bull deliver one of the most ruthless driver moves in F1 history after deciding to drop Liam Lawson after just two races.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Chules]

Isak worth 1 billion then

We’ll pay it

Kroenke bless

 

[Chules]

 

[Chules]

 

[Chules]

 

[Liam Fraser]

it was happy international break for bosnia 2 wins out of 2 1st in group

Nice for you guys. Got a soft spot always liked big Dzeko and Pjanić. Hope youse get back to a major tourament.

 

[Concrete]

DycheFace

 

[FadeLess]

I see things are about to get very serious about being anti racism, there...


Prediction :

- Everybody is gonna adore it. Everybody is gonna buy it ... its gonna be huuuge.
Of course ... the insults will continue.

 

[Liam Fraser]

Oh, please. Try being Norwegian. *scoffs*

@Chules Israeli media is showing no mercy after yesterdays trashing, calling Norwegian fans disrespectful during their nat'l anthem. Also says that our government are anti-semitic.

The butthurt is real

Poor start killed you in the qualification group with us Spain, Georgia and Cyprus. We had a huge purple patch only reason we got through. Been terrible since only won 2 games. Hopefully youse put it together.

 

[Liam Fraser]

@Boxeo12 @Liam Fraser

Thats why he's the GOAT. Remember him last year wearing a Celtic tracksuit top after costing Drew McIntyre the title in Glasgow. Shame Drews a Rangers fan because he's a great wrestler. Remember him being a no charsma skinny guy now he's jacked as fuck and is great on the mic. Loved the trilogy him and Punk had.

 

[The_Renaissance]

Isak worth 1 billion then

Lad isn't even worth 20m, he's not even been that impressive for Soton for fucks sake.

 

[Rawex]

Im almost afraid to ask, but im gonna do it anyway ...

Whats so special about Zambia ?

Nothing, apart from only league having games on while i am at work (well more than one game)

 

[FadeLess]

Nothing, apart from only league having games on while i am at work (well more than one game)

I knew it, you fooker !! But i had to ask anyway, im a sucker for truth.




Speaking of sucking abilities ... you are too late, my Finnish brother .

Ive already booked my ex a trip to Zambia, one way only. And ive already contacted, via morse code, a tribal leader there, to tell them that their all fkin tribe are about to receive a happy ending.

And she just wants to get settled, so ...