Pre-Season Premier League Thread v21: Top Striker Edition

[UVee]

He did well during first half of the season and worth picking with his pricetag. But when i wanted to replace him, there was always a suspension or an injury keeping him on my team.

Claude Puel: "Redmond is like Henry"
Rawex: "I believe you"

 

[Chules]

Love hurts

it really does.

 

[Chules]

Yeah and women do love a man who is a doormat

i'll be a doormat for her if she's worth being a doormat for.

that's your lesson for the day.

 

[Good Ole Stannis's BBQ]

nah im a big fanny and i'd probably listen to her tbh

@UltimateVictory could tell you how big of a fanny i am with potential one trues and everything lol.

I'm bad with women too, there are worse things. Fantasy Football is more frustrating

 

[Rawex]

Claude Puel: "Redmond is like Henry"
Rawex: "I believe you"

 

[Chules]

I'm bad with women too, there are worse things. Fantasy Football is more frustrating

@frenzy mugged me off last night.

I'm destroyed.

I thought she was the one true.

 

[Rawex]

i'll be a doormat for her if she's worth being a doormat for.

that's your lesson for the day.

And she leaves you for some black guy in a month

 

[Rawex]

@Deffid so whats the answer?

 

[Chules]

And she leaves you for some black guy in a month

nnnnnnnnnnuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

 

[Good Ole Stannis's BBQ]

@frenzy mugged me off last night.

I'm destroyed.

I thought she was the one true.

You get mugged off here a couple of times most days and still make people laugh so you'll be fine. Maybe don't let her pick your team though

 

[Chules]

You get mugged off here a couple of times most days

wtf?

by who?

As Cdubbs says, I've never been parred on here

 

[Rawex]

You get mugged off here a couple of times most days and still make people laugh so you'll be fine. Maybe don't let her pick your team though

Next date @Tules goes on, i hope they discuss football and she says that she is a Spurs fan. Also i wanna be there to see the reaction.

 

[Chules]

@UltimateVictory

Spoiler: baeberry

 

[Chules]

Next date @Tules goes on, i hope they discuss football and she says that she is a Spurs fan. Also i wanna be there to see the reaction.

I'll allow it

 

[Good Ole Stannis's BBQ]

wtf?

by who?

As Cdubbs says, I've never been parred on here

 

[Rawex]

 

[Good Ole Stannis's BBQ]

Next date @Tules goes on, i hope they discuss football and she says that she is a Spurs fan. Also i wanna be there to see the reaction.

Or she's taller than him and she tells him she's 5ft 9.

 

[Chules]

@UltimateVictory

Spoiler: baeberry again

dem teef. dem nostrils.

 

[FadeLess]

@frenzy mugged me off last night.

I'm destroyed.

I thought she was the one true.

also , Milan are up 2-0 vs Bayern !!

 

[Chules]

Or she's taller than him and she tells him she's 5ft 9.

LOL I'd be floored

once i was walking with someone and I went to her, how tall are you?

She went 'I'm 5'4' or something

Then I looked at her footwear to see if she was wearing heels or anything, nope.

Then I went, you can't be 5'4, I'm 5'9 and you're near my height

then she went, 'well, you're not 5'9 then'