Pre-Season Premier League Thread v21: Top Striker Edition

[Chules]

idk but I'm good at this game and I know what I'm doing.

you're talking out of your arse and seem to be taking the piss. too cocky imo.

We're not friends during this FF thing

 

[Chules]

Translation: Lukaku scores a hattrick against Arsenal on gameweek 36.

 

[Chules]

Luke Aku will score more.

Who is Mr Luke Aku?

 

[UVee]

you're talking out of your arse and seem to be taking the piss. too cocky imo.

We're not friends during this FF thing

You have 3 Chelsea at the back

McAuley is still injured

2 Palace midfielders

Start again

 

[Chules]

You have 3 Chelsea at the back

McAuley is still injured

2 Palace midfielders

Start again

fuck off!

That's my team and I don't need tips from you.

@Dr J - I need your help to get a certain bum mod demodded..

 

[Rawex]

you're talking out of your arse and seem to be taking the piss. too cocky imo.

We're not friends during this FF thing

Finally you seen the light. Last season i tried to tell you that UV is lying to you. You were middle of the table and he was at the top, pretending to help you and you fell for it 100%. You didnt even get close to top 5.....

 

[FadeLess]

Who is Mr Luke Aku?

Lukaku ?

 

[Chules]

take the 10m lol, he's shit

 

[FadeLess]

@Rawex , Mbappe to Real in World record deal ! True story ?

 

[Good Ole Stannis's BBQ]

you're talking out of your arse and seem to be taking the piss. too cocky imo.

We're not friends during this FF thing

 

[UVee]

fuck off!

That's my team and I don't need tips from you.

@Dr J - I need your help to get a certain bum mod demodded..

Get tips from the 20 runners up then, my pm box is closed.

Finally you seen the light. Last season i tried to tell you that UV is lying to you. You were middle of the table and he was at the top, pretending to help you and you fell for it 100%. You didnt even get close to top 5.....

Neither did you

 

[Good Ole Stannis's BBQ]

You have 3 Chelsea at the back

McAuley is still injured

2 Palace midfielders

Start again

fuck off!

That's my team and I don't need tips from you.

@Dr J - I need your help to get a certain bum mod demodded..

This kind of looks like an argument you will have with a future bae when she tries to tell you how she wants you to do things.

 

[Rawex]

@Rawex , Mbappe to Real in World record deal ! True story ?

We see. Real gotten €92,50m from transfers this summer.

 

[Chules]

@Tules will you miss Sanchez when he leaves for the Emirates?
You've still got Özil and Kos.

yeah

i dont care about ozil, fuck him

 

[Sebbe]

fuck off!

That's my team and I don't need tips from you.

@Dr J - I need your help to get a certain bum mod demodded..

Love hurts

 

[Chules]

This kind of looks like an argument you will have with a future bae when she tries to tell you how she wants you to do things.

nah im a big fanny and i'd probably listen to her tbh

@UltimateVictory could tell you how big of a fanny i am with potential one trues and everything lol.

 

[Rawex]

Neither did you

He did well during first half of the season and worth picking with his pricetag. But when i wanted to replace him, there was always a suspension or an injury keeping him on my team.

 

[Chules]

Get tips from the 20 runners up then, my pm box is closed.

open it again...

pls?

i jus wanna beat @Rawex

 

[Rawex]

nah im a big fanny and i'd probably listen to her tbh

@UltimateVictory could tell you how big of a fanny i am with potential one trues and everything lol.

Yeah and women do love a man who is a doormat

 

[FadeLess]

We see. Real gotten €92,50m from transfers this summer.

Ive already read a few reports this morning stating the deal is very close ...