Pre-Season Premier League Thread v21: Top Striker Edition

[Chules]

Lol. And the master strikes again.. Summing up 2000 plus years of western social theory with a few touches of his light, ethereal brush

 

[Tobago Jones]

 

[Twelve75]

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These are great times you kids are living in,every fucker dressed like Kirk Cobain in my late teens early 20's.

 

[El Che]

That's my take on it as well. I want to see him with the Heat just to see how good he really is and if he can lead a team like Westbrook.

I think he'll be a good stats bad team type of guy like he was before LeBron went back to Cleveland. He'll average close to 30ppg but will be around .500. Granted the cHeat are a good organization and Spoelstra is a good coach so maybe he can play well and they can have winning seasons.

 

[Sebbe]

The bean couldn't be more human or great.
@Tobago Jones is a dude of the highest order!

 

[Sebbe]

Think Lukaku will suffer a bit under Mous tactics.
Morata could be a hit but also a miss.
Lacasweat will score most goals by a thin margin but won't impact on Arsenals league position that much.
Imo.

 

[Good Ole Stannis's BBQ]

Morata is the better around footballer but........

Lukaku>>>Morata>>>>Giroud

Sanchez leaving might actually make that last part possible. I like Giroud and wouldn't mind people who shit on him being shut up but if Lacazette fails to hit 16 goals in the league and 24 in all competitions(Giroud's best tally) I will be pretty underwhelmed. If he doesn't managed it in his second year he is a disaster signing.

 

[UVee]

So much ass
10/10, top man
Lukaku gameweek 36 triple captain

 

[Good Ole Stannis's BBQ]

The poll might turn out a bit skewed against Morata since there are a lot of United and Arsenal fans here and not many Chelsea.

 

[Rawex]

Hernandez> Lacazette

 

[Good Ole Stannis's BBQ]

Hernandez> Lacazette

Honestly for the money I'd be much happier. Since he's playing for West Ham though that would be a disaster.

 

[Chules]

So much ass
10/10, top man
Lukaku gameweek 36 triple captain

lol who you playing on gameweek 36?

 

[UVee]

lol who you playing on gameweek 36?

Lukaku Kane Iheanacho

 

[Rawex]

Honestly for the money I'd be much happier. Since he's playing for West Ham though that would be a disaster.

Good deal indeed.

 

[Chules]

Lukaku Kane Iheanacho

who they up against doe?

 

[Sebbe]

@Tules will you miss Sanchez when he leaves for the Emirates?
You've still got Özil and Kos.

 

[Rawex]

who they up against doe?

Arsenal-Watford-West Ham

 

[UVee]

who they up against doe?

idk but I'm good at this game and I know what I'm doing.

 

[Rawex]

idk but I'm good at this game and I know what I'm doing.

Translation: Lukaku scores a hattrick against Arsenal on gameweek 36.

 

[FadeLess]

Morning all
Luke Aku will score more.
Also Andy Carroll >>> Lacassete, imo.

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