Pre-Season Prem Thread - 2. Edizione: Summer Mercato

[Concrete]

 

[Chules]

Well she keeps blowing up my pager.

Who even uses pagers in 2024?

Shows how much control mossad have over telecommunications that they got shook to use those lol

 

[Dr J]

Shows how much control mossad have over telecommunications that they got shook to use those lol

I’m just glad you didn’t get your dick blown off, buddy.

 

[Chules]

I’m just glad you didn’t get your dick blown off, buddy.

I can’t even joke about it. It’s the way that the world works. Listen to le Tissier before it’s too late. Seems you’ve been compromised

 

[Chules]

@UVee @BroRogan

 

[BroRogan]

Be vigilant my brothers

To be fair I had a laugh with that stuff yesterday. Half James Bond, half Comedy that.

Also LOL at seeing you now even quote Nick in here. You took the final red pill?

Back in the day you sometimes posted the Arsenal Women's content with some Leah

Now this

 

[The_Renaissance]

PREDICTIONS FOR WEEKEND:

West Ham 0 - 1 Chelsea
Aston Villa 4 - 1 Wolves
Fulham 1 - 2 Newcastle
Southampton 2 - 2 Ipswich
Spurs 2 - 1 Brentford
Leicester 1 - 1 Everton
Liverpool 3 - 0 Bournemouth
Brighton 2 - 1 Nottm Forest
Man City 2 - 0 Arsenal

Crystal Palace 1 - 2 United

 

[Rawex]

Be vigilant my brothers

I thought the pagers were from Taiwan?
Since China says Taiwan is part of China, this guy should be blaming China (and while he does that call out China for being worst polluters)

 

[Rawex]

Well she keeps blowing up my pager.

 

[Rawex]

Who even uses pagers in 2024?

Shows how much control mossad have over telecommunications that they got shook to use those lol

Whats next, exploding pigeons or paper and pens that combust on their own?

 

[BroRogan]

@Deffid

Spoiler: Emma 🐝

 

[Ignicious]

Now the walkie talkies are blowing up in Lebanon. Israel is unhinged!!

 

[Rawex]

Now the walkie talkies are blowing up in Lebanon. Israel is unhinged!!

Seems the walkie talkies were bought from same place and same time as the pagers.

 

[Chules]

 

[Ignicious]

Seems the walkie talkies were bought from same place and same time as the pagers.

God damn Hungarians!! Or maybe the Taiwanese are just lying

 

[Rawex]

Might aswell claim Israel was behind the assassination of Franz Ferdinand

 

[Rawex]

God damn Hungarians!! Or maybe the Taiwanese are just lying

Clearly the grand plan here is revival of AustroHungarian Empire (with Taiwan joining in)

 

[Chules]

Might aswell claim Israel was behind the assassination of Franz Ferdinand

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[Rawex]

Anyway some footy in one hour!
Bologna-Shakrtar over 1.5, Prague-Red Bull over 1.5 -186
Same games but over 2.5 +231
@FadeLess

 

[BroRogan]

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They do/did enough damage to Europe and the US over the decades... *censored part*

That being said: Both parties in the Middle East can fuck right off and leave me alone with their shit! Not that Ukraine situation is annoying enough already.