Pre-Season Prem Thread - 2. Edizione: Summer Mercato

[Dr J]

It was my assumption that everyone reading about the exploding pagers took a quick look at their cell phones and got the same thought.

 

[mantis_fist]

Are those legit penalties for Bayern lol. Not watching the game.

 

[mantis_fist]

Also RM to get a penalty winner

 

[Chules]

Damn!

 

[650lb Sumo]

Immense result for the Seasiders on Tyneside this evening!

 

[Dr J]

A comfortable, blowout win for United vs a league one side.

Progress.

 

[BroRogan]

Draw would really been the right result but anyway... enjoyed that, quality performance!

@xtramob @Berni @FadeLess @Rawex what sort of shady bets you were having on the Bayern game? Be honest...

 

[Possum Jenkins]

Lol @ Bayern scoring 9

 

[650lb Sumo]

Real Madrid 3 - 1 Stuttgart Not exactly unexpected though. VfB went into the Lions' Den tonight.

Young Boys 0 - 3 Aston Villa, great result for the English team.

Bayern Munich 9 - 2 Dynamo Zagreb

Liverpool also picked up an away win 1 - 3.

Man U 7 - 0 Barnsley lol no giant slayings tonight. Unless...

Preston - Fulham are currently on 15 penalties.

 

[650lb Sumo]

Preston 16 - 15 Fulham

Preston are second bottom in the Championship, that's kind of a giant slaying.

 

[BroRogan]

 

[BroRogan]

@650lb Sumo quite shocking innit @Chules Kane 3(!) penalties yeah that sounds totally legit! Also still meh we ain't playing each other, would've been fun and a quality game for sure.

 

[Carl Drogo]

@Carl Drogo how did your presentation go? You boliterate it?! Never in doubt imo

Presentation has been EVISCERATED. Stay subscribed for more about my life.

 

[BroRogan]

 

[Chules]

Presentation has been EVISCERATED. Stay subscribed for more about my life.

What a fucking MAN. Forever my idolo in life. Proud of you as always. /subscribe

 

[xtramob]

Damn!

Should have signed him instead of Slinky ffs

 

[650lb Sumo]

Lancashire > Yorkshire

 

[Chules]

 

[Dr J]

Carragher can’t even win a title in a talking contest.

 

[650lb Sumo]

Prediction

Atalanta 1 - 2 Arsenal