Pre-Season 18/19 Premier League Thread v9: Panic Buys Edition

[blokeybloke]

Heard that fucking Schalke wants to get him.

Hope he will be injured all season if that happens lol

Do they have any decent players Spurs might be wanting to exchange for Rose?

Loaning him out makes little sense when they need money to replace him

 

[Da Speeit]

If they could find a way to bottle Scottish spite i've no doubts it would be the long awaited cure for cancer

Spot on.
"I'm no longer speaking to ______ because of *insert something that happened at dinner 13 years ago*" sounds like hyperbole but god damn it is so present.

Feel bad for my Mom's Dad though. His wife is going crazy. Thinks he's someone else every day.
Of course I brought up that the sex must be stellar when you can literally pretend to be anyone. Didn't go over too well.

 

[Chules]

This guys tweets are hilarious, seems to really care about his club tbf.

imagine Kroenke openning a twitter and calling DT and Troopz a cunt lol

 

[Da Speeit]

Spurs after Kurzawa

Want to offload Rose to Bumliga

That's a hot buy, I can get behind that.

 

[Deffid]

Do they have any decent players Spurs might be wanting to exchange for Rose?

Loaning him out makes little sense when they need money to replace him

Except for Thilo Kehrer, not really. Even he is overrated and will probably leave for free next summer anyway. Just went through their roster, what a fucking joke that this team finished 2nd last season. Not sure why Spurs want to get rid of Rose?

 

[xtramob]

imagine Kroenke openning a twitter and calling DT and Troopz a cunt lol

With a photo of him with stacks of cash

 

[Da Speeit]

Forgot I ate an edible an hour ago.
What is wrong with me

 

[blokeybloke]

Yeah let's get another 30 year old midfielder with dying legs and pay him 400k a week

 

[Da Speeit]

 

[xtramob]

@Frank23 throwback Vince Shoots on Stan Kroenke

 

[xtramob]

The United way

 

[blokeybloke]

Not sure why Spurs want to get rid of Rose?

Never got back to his 2015 peak

And he went blabbing to the tabloids. Said he was homesick and wanted to head back north(Mou tapped him up)

Poch: Is Gelsenkirchen north enough for you?

 

[xtramob]

I just remembered Arsenal signed Sokratis

 

[Da Speeit]

@Dr J that gluten thread.
Everyone's got some autoimmune disease that is caused by gluten somehow. It's hilarious.

 

[Concrete]

I just remembered Arsenal signed Sokratis

Y u do dis

 

[Good Ole Stannis's BBQ]

Dude, even Satan can't get this bitch to follow direction.

Reminds me of something my mom said about her aunt fighting cancer for so long "it's very hard to kill pure evil". I was

 

[blokeybloke]

This guys tweets are hilarious, seems to really care about his club tbf.

He's another one of the new footy breed of moneyball stat fiends

 

[Deffid]

Never got back to his 2015 peak

And he went blabbing to the tabloids. Said he was homesick and wanted to head back north

Poch: Is Gelsenkirchen north enough for you?

If North England is a shit hole then it will be close enough.

Fun fact @Chules TennisBaes father is a Schalke fan. I was like "Ummm....ok." then went "I do have a few friends who are Schalke fans as well"
Felt like the "I have black friends!" line lmao

 

[Da Speeit]

Reminds me of something my mom said about her aunt fighting cancer for so long "it's very hard to kill pure evil". I was

 

[Deffid]

He's another one of the new footy breed of moneyball stat fiends

What do you think of that approach?