Possible Sasquatch encounter happened last night.

[franklinstower]

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If someone started throwing big rocks full power at my head in a hotel in a long hall where I could not escape I would fucking shoot them there too.

 

[nhbbear]

I for one have rethought this.
It was the duck that threw the stones

my six year old daughter has firmly stated it was either a beaver or a tadpole.

 

[nhbbear]

If someone started throwing big rocks full power at my head in a hotel in a long hall where I could not escape I would fucking shoot them there too.

Yeah, that’s what some of these assclowns fail to understand. Getting hit=death. And they question my right to self defense, my judgement and morals for saying that i would fire shots at someone throwing giant rocks at me. I was so fucking scared that I kept falling, getting my legs and face all fucked up and eventually started just running in the lake, which was damn cold. I was even called a lying hysterical pussy by a twat waffle for those issues.

 

[franklinstower]

Yeah, that’s what some of these assclowns fail to understand. Getting hit=death. And they question my right to self defense, my judgement and morals for saying that i would fire shots at someone throwing giant rocks at me. I was so fucking scared that I kept falling, getting my legs and face all fucked up and eventually started just running in the lake, which was damn cold. I was even called a lying hysterical pussy by a twat waffle for those issues.

That guy is a full time asshole on this site. In this case though he also is being stupid. Throwing big rocks at anyone's head is life threatening in the city even. If you don't go to the woods you don't get it. You don't mess with people out there where there are no phones and no law...

 

[breadfighter]

Where is this so I can remind myself never to go. Also I have zero reason to believe you'd like about this. You should definitely report it if not just for the safety/awareness of other hikers in that area.

You should also go back with a couple of your cop buddies fully armed in tactical gear/lights and have a squatch hunt. That'd be super cool. I'm not even kidding.

 

[volodya]

Lmao at TS.

Glad you made it home safe to your family without murdering some kids skipping rocks off the water on a secluded lake.

 

[Scrody]

thanks, brother. How have you been?

Thick, solid, tight.

Hope life's been good to you and yours.

 

[BKMMAFAN]

I usually don't believe most stories of Bigfoot sightings, but this one is the most believable one I've seen. He claims he straight up saw two of them including a good shot of one's face. Nothing about Mike's behavior indicates he is lying or was confused about what he saw. I spoke with him on Facebook a couple times a few years ago. Definitely a down to earth guy. Unfortunately he passed away (from cancer I think) earlier this year.

Lol at him saying the doe was dripping wet w/sweat.

 

[JOE QUEEF]

TS....

 

[lsa]

my six year old daughter has firmly stated it was either a beaver or a tadpole.

or a beavpole

 

[Stargazer Rex]

Literally none of this happened

 

[DoomPatrol]

That's how I imagine this situation.

alright! I made that list. I am 1 million percent sure that the rocks were being thrown and not rolling down the hill. I saw one and it was flying about ten feet above my head. Not to mention there were five to six rocks that hit all around me. And yes, had I been armed, I would have fired off some shots. If any one of those big rocks had hit me, it would have killed me-especially with the force that they were launched with. Assuming it was a person, I would have every legal right to defend myself with deadly force based upon those circumstances.

Do you think I care that you called me a pussy? Not in the least, Internet tough guy. If you are too stupid to read between the lines-to see the humor in this, well I feel sorry for your parents to have birthed such an imbecile. But rocks were thrown at me. It was a secluded lake in the middle of nowhere with no one else in the area the last three times I went there. Not a soul. So, you can piss of anytime now.

Rocks the size of a basketball were being thrown lol. Have you ever picked up a rock the size of a basketball to see how heavy that is? It's much more likely that you failed to see a ridge or something and a deer dislodged some rocks than a giant secret monkey in West Virginia decided to play games with you.

And for someone with such an amazing sense of weapons safety you seemed to have forgetten about this thing called positive identification and knowing what lies beyond your target. You aren't 100% sure of fucking anything because you're blaming it on Bigfoot. You didn't see anything throwing rocks. You would be blindly firing into the woods. If you can't see how reckless and dangerous that is, then you shouldn't carry a firearm.

That guy is a full time asshole on this site. In this case though he also is being stupid. Throwing big rocks at anyone's head is life threatening in the city even. If you don't go to the woods you don't get it. You don't mess with people out there where there are no phones and no law...

I'm not a full time asshole. I'm only contracted out when asshats get too bold on the forums.

Sorry my respect for grown men who believe in magical creatures is basically zero.

 

[BearGrounds]

I usually don't believe most stories of Bigfoot sightings, but this one is the most believable one I've seen. He claims he straight up saw two of them including a good shot of one's face. Nothing about Mike's behavior indicates he is lying or was confused about what he saw. I spoke with him on Facebook a couple times a few years ago. Definitely a down to earth guy. Unfortunately he passed away (from cancer I think) earlier this year.

Wooley's story is an interesting one. Reports indicate that Sasquatch do hunt in groups (solo, as well), much like Chimpanzees. Sasquatch are omnivores and will kill deer and other prey.

Here's a great video on Chimpanzee hunting methods.



And here's a pretty cool story about a purported solo hunt by a female Sasquatch (witnessed by a hunter):

 

[DoomPatrol]

Wooley's story is an interesting one. Reports indicate that Sasquatch do hunt in groups (solo, as well), much like Chimpanzees. Sasquatch are omnivores and will kill deer and other prey.

Here's a great video on Chimpanzee hunting methods.



And here's a pretty cool story about a purported solo hunt by a female Sasquatch (witnessed by a hunter):

I love how an animal with no physical evidence for its existence now has theories on how it hunts. The only large mammal in North America running around in packs hunting deer and throwing boulders that we can't seem to locate.

In other news leprechauns like to hoard gold.

In other news mermaids fall in love with sailors.

In other news, dragons aren't very nice to thrones.

 

[franklinstower]

That's how I imagine this situation.



Rocks the size of a basketball were being thrown lol. Have you ever picked up a rock the size of a basketball to see how heavy that is? It's much more likely that you failed to see a ridge or something and a deer dislodged some rocks than a giant secret monkey in West Virginia decided to play games with you.

And for someone with such an amazing sense of weapons safety you seemed to have forgetten about this thing called positive identification and knowing what lies beyond your target. You aren't 100% sure of fucking anything because you're blaming it on Bigfoot. You didn't see anything throwing rocks. You would be blindly firing into the woods. If you can't see how reckless and dangerous that is, then you shouldn't carry a firearm.



I'm not a full time asshole. I'm only contracted out when asshats get too bold on the forums.

Sorry my respect for grown men who believe in magical creatures is basically zero.

I have picked up rocks the size of basketballs many many times as we landscape our yard entitely with stone brought back from trips. They cannot be hurled easily and I really doubt anyone can throw them in a rainbow arch over a running persons head like that multuple times.

I am stronger than the average guy and use two arms to lift stones that big. If I had to throw them it would be a lift and a push and I might get 8 or 10 feet out of that.

In either case though, no matter who or what it was, your comments that shooting at the assailant being wrong are stupid and ignorant. That would be attempted murder and the TS would be well within their rights to defend themselves-- even in a hotel.

 

[BearGrounds]

I love how an animal with no physical evidence for its existence now has theories on how it hunts. The only large mammal in North America running around in packs hunting deer and throwing boulders that we can't seem to locate.

In other news leprechauns like to hoard gold.

In other news mermaids fall in love with sailors.

In other news, dragons aren't very nice to thrones.

One doesn't need tangible in-hand physical evidence of the creature to formulate the theories mentioned. It's pretty simple, Lembeck.

 

[DoomPatrol]

I have picked up rocks the size of basketballs many many times as we landscape our yard entitely with stone brought back from trips. They cannot be hurled easily and I really doubt anyone can throw them in a rainbow arch over a running persons head like that multuple times.

I am stronger than the average guy and use two arms to lift stones that big. If I had to throw them it would be a lift and a push and I might get 8 or 10 feet out of that.

In either case though, no matter who or what it was, your comments that shooting at the assailant being wrong are stupid and ignorant. That would be attempted murder and the TS would be well within their rights to defend themselves-- even in a hotel.

If you actually saw someone throwing boulders are you sure, lethal force would be something you might be able to use in the right circumstances. In a situation where you just have rocks falling down a hill with no proper identification of someone with lethal intent or if someone is even the cause of the rocks that are being "thrown" down a STEEP hill where things have a tendency to tumble down then it's stupid and ignorant to start blasting away in into the dark. It's hysterical bitch shit.

 

[Cole train]

Ts when rocks were thrown

 

[DoomPatrol]

One doesn't need tangible in-hand physical evidence of the creature to formulate the theories mentioned. It's pretty simple, Lembeck.

One doesn't need tangible in-hand physical evidence to formulate theories? Oh good...

In other news the Loch Ness monster prefers to hunt for burritos solo, but probably enjoys sharing them with his fish friends.

In other news the Flying Spaghetti monster prefers to fly faster around Jupiter because he is afraid of becoming more stupider the longer he stays in close proximity.

In other news @BearGrounds loves to suck on giant dirty penises that still smell like his butthole.

I love this idea of not requiring tangible evidence for theories! Science should really follow suit with this line of believing whatever is convenient despite tangible proof.

 

[FyrFytr998]

"Had I been armed, i would have had my gun out and would have fired shots to end the attack."

I'm glad I'm not the only one worried about that. How are you going to explain shooting some kids pulling a prank (if that's what it was)? "Ummmmmm, ya, I heard some rocks and saw some land in the water by me and thought BigFoot was attacking me so I shot blindly a bunch of times into the bushes.".

I'm pretty sure 1 of the main rules of firearms is to ALWAYS be aware of your target AND what's behind your target. But what do we know......he's the LEO.

I'm 100% on board with him defending his life with rocks being chucked at him, but you still need to positively identify your target. That's like saying he'd just pull out his duty weapon and blindly fire into an apartment complex just because bricks started being thrown out of the windows as he walked by. He'd get fired and he'd get sued.