NBA Playoffs thread - Scientists unite

[Unknown Pleasures]

Commentator was too busy jerking off over the amount of "pump fakes" saying there were 3, to notice all the extra steps LOL.

NBA and its star power is hilarious. KD's "not out of bounds" is still the most hilarious to me.

 

[Revolver]

Should easily win this but I doubt he will.

 

[Substance Abuse]

You should ask @Sir Elzio Dennick about the same thing in the NFL regarding rustle wilson

Don't you fucking dare start this shit, lol.

 

[Substance Abuse]

 

[Substance Abuse]

The one-man show. On a busted thumb.

Best player of this generation.

Is this your burner?

 

[Sweater of AV]

Is this your burner?

Twitter memes are ruining you guys.

Looks pretty accurate though.

 

[Substance Abuse]

Twitter memes are ruining you guys.

Looks pretty accurate though.

I'm not even a Bron hugger, and the revisionist practices by he and his team are hilarious, but he's clearly the second best player of all time. Whether he benefitted from having more pull than just about any modern player ever doesn't invalidate it. Still, it must be nice to have your childhood friend be the sport's biggest agent and have more influence than anyone else outside of yourself. Anyway, I'm about to be attacked by three or four posters now. Gotta run, lol.

 

[Razor]

If Dirk was to do an all out heel promo on Nico it’d make my sports life

 

[Sweater of AV]

I'm not even a Bron hugger, and the revisionist practices by he and his team are hilarious, but he's clearly the second best player of all time. Whether he benefitted from having more pull than just about any modern player ever doesn't invalidate it. Still, it must be nice to have your childhood friend be the sport's biggest agent and have more influence than anyone else outside of yourself. Anyway, I'm about to be attacked by three or four posters now. Gotta run, lol.

This must be one of those times where someone thinks you care about what they have to say.

 

[Substance Abuse]

This must be one of those times where someone thinks you care about what they have to say.

I figured you would considering you've been rock fighting with other posters for months. But hey, keep at it, bud.

Also, you're a can for not using TLDR.

 

[Jonathan Utah]

I'm not even a Bron hugger, and the revisionist practices by he and his team are hilarious, but he's clearly the second best player of all time. Whether he benefitted from having more pull than just about any modern player ever doesn't invalidate it. Still, it must be nice to have your childhood friend be the sport's biggest agent and have more influence than anyone else outside of yourself. Anyway, I'm about to be attacked by three or four posters now. Gotta run, lol.

Both Jordan & Bron need to be appreciated for what they’ve done on the court. They both have accomplished things that could never be replicated, but all sports discourse are like this sadly.

 

[Substance Abuse]

Both Jordan & Bron need to be appreciated for what they’ve done on the court. They both have accomplished things that could never be replicated, but all sports discourse are like this sadly.

100%. No question. Unfortunately, the other guy is so emotional, he can't read a single paragraph, lol.

 

[Jonathan Utah]

100%. No question. Unfortunately, the other guy is so emotional, he can't read a single paragraph, lol.

Shit, I don’t even like LeBron and I think him joining the heat was the reason why KD was so comfortable joining the warriors and ruining the NBA for a couple seasons. He’s been going strong for 22 years and I can’t knock that. Don’t think the Lakers are winning anything though.

 

[Substance Abuse]

 

[Sweater of AV]

I figured you would considering you've been rock fighting with other posters for months. But hey, keep at it, bud.

Also, you're a can for not using TLDR.

Well, you figured wrong, which isn't too surprising. Well done on entering the rock fighting. Lol.

Keep thinking I care about your opinion though. It's cute

 

[Unknown Pleasures]

Am I a jerk for wanting Dallas to get eliminated tonight so that Nico gets more embarrassed?

 

[Jonathan Utah]

Herro on a roll so far.

 

[Unknown Pleasures]

Holy shit that's as close to a tie to 0 seconds left as I think I've ever seen.

 

[Unknown Pleasures]

Yeah, this game sucks. Bulls look so uninspired.

 

[Revolver]

Lmao the bulls. Just a garbage tier franchise. Just contract them already.