Platinum Mike Perry slaps your girl's ass... WYD?

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  1. STEVEN SEAGOLD

    STEVEN SEAGOLD Banned Banned

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  2. Neil'sMagny

    Neil'sMagny Green Belt

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    Ask him if he'll slap mine too.
     
  3. datsyuk

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    Give him a high five
     
  4. chitoortiz

    chitoortiz Silver Belt

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    Touch that motherfucker with the jab.
     
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    fist bump him and call him my bro
     
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    I would KTFO him stiff
     
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    raise Platinum kids #blessed
     
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    If he puts his hands on my girl's ass I swear I'll kill him

    Edit: no way Dat Hands are Black Belts hands so he'll put me to sleep in 1 milisecond
     
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    STEVEN SEAGOLD Banned Banned

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    "Gets his autograph!"
     
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    He knows better than to mess with a real G like me. He dont want none
    <{natewhut}>
     
  11. Sonny Qc

    Sonny Qc Gold Belt

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    He wouldn't dare!
     
  12. Credo

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    Cuckold me Mike!
     
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    HI SCOTT NEWMAN Steel Belt Cat ✔

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    I'll ask him on a scale of 1-10 how boring that was?, when he gives me his low number answer I'll ask him Kiss my lips and then let me know on a scale of 1-10 how sweet that was, after he gives me 10 we'll go our separate ways, not into giving my phone number, so we'll just leave it at that experience.
     
  17. IHWBass57

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    I would document my girlfriend ripping him a new asshole and putting it online to attempt to destroy his fighting career for sexually violating a woman, and call the police if need be.

    Ain't no way I'm fighting him haha.
     
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    mikehunt ........Belt Buckle........

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    I'd probably suck his dick, but I'd do it aggressively so he knows not to fuck with me.
     
  20. Yari

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    I would kindly ask him to return to his trailerpark but I don't think it would end well for me.
     
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