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Pitbulls Have Figured Out New Ways To Murder People

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MEMPHIS, Tenn. — A man claimed he was shot by his dog while lying in bed on Monday morning, police say.

The Memphis Police Department responded to the accidental injury call in the 700 block of Whitney Avenue just before 4 a.m., where Jerald Kirkwood told police he was lying in bed with his female friend when his dog jumped on the bed.

Oreo, the one-year-old pit bull, allegedly got his paw stuck in the trigger guard, and he hit the trigger. Kirkwood was grazed by a bullet in the top of his left thigh.

Reports say the female friend left the scene after the accidental shooting and took the gun with her.

The victim was taken to Regional One in non-critical condition.
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“There was a freak incident, and the dog jumped up and caused the gun to discharge,” said a friend of the wounded man.

The friend said that the pit bull is really friendly and that his friend is fine.

A WREG reporter visited the house Monday and was told the victim was not there, but the dog, named Oreo, was.

 
But dont worry, the Official 2024 Sherdog Pet Of The Year, Miss Roxie Sox, would never murder anyone, she isnt even allowed to play with guns or knives or dangerous chemicals!

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The 2024 Mayberry Awards
Here are your winners!...

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Poster of the year - @lsa
SHER-DOG award for best pet - Roxie & @Pliny Pete
Best AV - @Slobodan & @fungi
Funniest poster - @Zer
(Wormwood Award) Most helpful poster - @Zer
Newcomer of the year - @toasty
Breakout poster of the year - @Takes Two To Tango & @toasty
Most believable stories IRL - @Red Beard
Best mods - @Slobodan & @Kowboy On Sherdog
Best gimmick - @PaddyO'malley
Best Couple - @lsa & @Slobodan
Sexiest Poster - @Sonny Qc
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Most Likely to get Banned - @Nizam al-Mulk

*** Special thanks to the community for making Sherdog Sherdog :)




* Voting thread: https://forums.sherdog.com/threads/official-sherdog-mayberry-awards-2024-🏆.4346674/
 
Elon sending one to Mars to scope out if any Martian kids . If there are they be found quickly
 
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MEMPHIS, Tenn. — A man claimed he was shot by his dog while lying in bed on Monday morning, police say.

The Memphis Police Department responded to the accidental injury call in the 700 block of Whitney Avenue just before 4 a.m., where Jerald Kirkwood told police he was lying in bed with his female friend when his dog jumped on the bed.

Oreo, the one-year-old pit bull, allegedly got his paw stuck in the trigger guard, and he hit the trigger. Kirkwood was grazed by a bullet in the top of his left thigh.

Reports say the female friend left the scene after the accidental shooting and took the gun with her.

The victim was taken to Regional One in non-critical condition.
Germantown drops citation for holiday decorations

“There was a freak incident, and the dog jumped up and caused the gun to discharge,” said a friend of the wounded man.

The friend said that the pit bull is really friendly and that his friend is fine.

A WREG reporter visited the house Monday and was told the victim was not there, but the dog, named Oreo, was.


Looks like just another chocolate Labrador on steroids.......
 
He's probably one of those people that says "you don't need a manual safety on a modern firearm"
 
Just laying around in bed with a loaded gun with the safety off and one in the chamber. 'Freak accident' lmao
 
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