Pitbulls Have Figured Out New Ways To Murder People

[Pliny Pete]

MEMPHIS, Tenn. — A man claimed he was shot by his dog while lying in bed on Monday morning, police say.

The Memphis Police Department responded to the accidental injury call in the 700 block of Whitney Avenue just before 4 a.m., where Jerald Kirkwood told police he was lying in bed with his female friend when his dog jumped on the bed.

Oreo, the one-year-old pit bull, allegedly got his paw stuck in the trigger guard, and he hit the trigger. Kirkwood was grazed by a bullet in the top of his left thigh.

Reports say the female friend left the scene after the accidental shooting and took the gun with her.

The victim was taken to Regional One in non-critical condition.
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“There was a freak incident, and the dog jumped up and caused the gun to discharge,” said a friend of the wounded man.

The friend said that the pit bull is really friendly and that his friend is fine.

A WREG reporter visited the house Monday and was told the victim was not there, but the dog, named Oreo, was.

https://wreg.com/news/local/man-claims-he-was-shot-by-his-dog-while-laying-in-bed/

 

[Pliny Pete]

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[Get To Da Choppa]

You can keep them away from children but you can't take away the killer instinct!

 

[Kowboy On Sherdog]

 

[Conrad Veidt]

Maybe the doge was itching to get their morning coffee…

 

[Streeter]

Elon sending one to Mars to scope out if any Martian kids . If there are they be found quickly

 

[Godless]

The girl might have shot him and he's just covering it up.

 

[William Huggins]

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MEMPHIS, Tenn. — A man claimed he was shot by his dog while lying in bed on Monday morning, police say.

The Memphis Police Department responded to the accidental injury call in the 700 block of Whitney Avenue just before 4 a.m., where Jerald Kirkwood told police he was lying in bed with his female friend when his dog jumped on the bed.

Oreo, the one-year-old pit bull, allegedly got his paw stuck in the trigger guard, and he hit the trigger. Kirkwood was grazed by a bullet in the top of his left thigh.

Reports say the female friend left the scene after the accidental shooting and took the gun with her.

The victim was taken to Regional One in non-critical condition.
Germantown drops citation for holiday decorations

“There was a freak incident, and the dog jumped up and caused the gun to discharge,” said a friend of the wounded man.

The friend said that the pit bull is really friendly and that his friend is fine.

A WREG reporter visited the house Monday and was told the victim was not there, but the dog, named Oreo, was.

https://wreg.com/news/local/man-claims-he-was-shot-by-his-dog-while-laying-in-bed/

Looks like just another chocolate Labrador on steroids.......

 

[Spam On Rye]

Why'd she take his firearm?

 

[Tone C]

Why'd she take his firearm?

So the mutt couldn't have a second go ?

 

[KnightTemplar]

Well I, for one, welcome our new Pitbull Overlords.

 

[Spam On Rye]

So the mutt couldn't have a second go ?

Lol maybe

 

[Fedorgasm]

He's probably one of those people that says "you don't need a manual safety on a modern firearm"

 

[ColemanwastheGOAT]

Just laying around in bed with a loaded gun with the safety off and one in the chamber. 'Freak accident' lmao

 

[High Test With da Best]

He's probably one of those people that says "you don't need a manual safety on a modern firearm"

Wait is there some sort of non-manual safety? I'm no gun expert. Is it just "keeping your damn finger off the trigger"?

 

[volodya]

"The friend said that the pit bull is really friendly"

LOL haven't that one before

 

[Osculater]

These pitbulls are evolving! First it was with blades and now with guns

 

[Bobby00]

Dont like that breed but this is the fault of the owner. Guns should be secured in a safe with safety on. Treat guns like a toy and found out.

 

[shunyata]

Just laying around in bed with a loaded gun with the safety off and one in the chamber. 'Freak accident' lmao

There's negligent discharges, and then there's outrageously negligent discharges.

 

[Fedorgasm]

Wait is there some sort of non-manual safety? I'm no gun expert. Is it just "keeping your damn finger off the trigger"?

Yeah modern handguns have internal safeties to make sure they don't fire when dropped and whatnot. So the manual safety, or thumb safety, as it's sometimes called, is now considered obsolete by many people. And a lot of gun makers don't include them on their guns anymore.

They just think the gun is safe if it only fires when the trigger is pulled.

I disagree. Because dogs apparently can pull triggers.