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Pick two to protect you, the rest will attack you.

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I think I would have the best chance of survival with 3 Navy SEALs and 250 Mongols. To be honest, it’s probably not even close. Only extreme constraints in tight indoor space would make it competitive. Otherwise, it’s a lopsided matchup.
None of them. I just need myself and two other Sherdoggers, and uppercut all those cans back to the Dark Ages

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The most modern weaponry wins. Imagine the damage a simple AK-47 could have done in the Revolutionary War.
We're about to find out. I forget the name of it, but there is a video game coming out where the entire premise is you are in medieval times fighting in huge battles but have a gun. Should be interesting.
 
250 Mongolian archers on horses easily.

Maybe throw in 300 templars or 500 legionnaires who can create a formation around you
 
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150 jannisaries and 3 navy seals. A well-trained Jannisary can fire 2-3 shots per minute. Divide them by 5 so you can achieve a steady volley every 6 seconds while the Navy Seals pick off stragglers and those who get too close.
 
They'd all get dropped by NAMBLA superstars Enola Gay and Little Boy
 
3 seals couldn't protect anywhere near as well as any of the other groups, but they could fuck shit up so you would want them on your side so they aren't against you.

High tech guns aren't great for defence.
 
Seals and whoever else has the most advanced weapons as long as they have the rounds to do the job.

Visions of the Polish horse cavalry charging tanks comes to mind.
 
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