Pettis' kickboxing record

[YES Cartwheel]

You mention that as if I give a fuck about the "joke" in this thread, or any other irrelevant one on Sherdog - to which there are many!

If my purpose was to be included in circle-jerks I would've done a much better job in preparing.



Not sure what that has to do with you thinking nobody could ragdoll Pettis. Those words should've never been typed, period.



If that was a reason to be banned on Sherdog, you and everyone else wouldn't exist.

Honey. Don't.

Shh.

 

[ripsta619]

I was riding a rascal in Walmart and when I finally got to the hot pockets I underestimated how far the door was. My Jon Jones'esque arms were not long enough. Instead of getting off the rascal and reach for the door I improvised.

Used my leg to reach for the handle and with success I CroCopped a good 4 to 5 boxes off the shelf to the floor. This took a good 30 seconds to a minute so of course I was winded.

But I fought on. Finally caught my breath and asked a Japanese guy in a suit to pick them up off the floor for me. He said my onorthodox approach and determination will make me champ one day so he gave me a K1 invitation.

 

[Team Sleep]

You mention that as if I give a fuck about the "joke" in this thread, or any other irrelevant one on Sherdog - to which there are many!

If my purpose was to be included in circle-jerks I would've done a much better job in preparing.



Not sure what that has to do with you thinking nobody could ragdoll Pettis. Those words should've never been typed, period.



If that was a reason to be banned on Sherdog, you and everyone else wouldn't exist.

At the time nobody had. Nobody had even come close. He was a world beater. Dude fell off. I've been wrong before and I will be wrong again.

 

[ConnorMacGregod]

Damn most of you guys are lying as fuck. There is no way K1 is going to invite some dude who just trains kickboxing, shadow boxes, watches kickboxing or reads comments on a forum board about kickboxing to K1. You guys think we are all stupid?

 

[Pitier of Fools]

I watched a Billy Blanks Tae Bo video, and at the end there was a number you could call to get booked for a K-1 fight.

 

[Typrune Goatley]

Damn most of you guys are lying as fuck. There is no way K1 is going to invite some dude who just trains kickboxing, shadow boxes, watches kickboxing or reads comments on a forum board about kickboxing to K1. You guys think we are all stupid?

Dude I was just sitting here watching Bellator Kickboxing on Spike thinking to myself "I could kick Raymond Daniels ass" when suddenly a rock gets thrown threw my window. I run outside rolling up my sleeves when I see Raymond Daniels standing in my driveway warming up.

I throw a superman punch of course but he simply sidesteps my attack and jumps into the air spinning and shit...

That's all I remember

 

[The Bard]

I was hanging out with an eggplant one day when a pigeon flew by. I rendered a proper hand salute and was promptly invited to the K-1 regionals in Dallas.

 

[NotoriousMillions]

At the time nobody had. Nobody had even come close. He was a world beater. Dude fell off. I've been wrong before and I will be wrong again.

He didn't "fall off". He was never that good to begin with. He got exposed, because better fighters came to the sport.

 

[Jack Move]

Damn most of you guys are lying as fuck. There is no way K1 is going to invite some dude who just trains kickboxing, shadow boxes, watches kickboxing or reads comments on a forum board about kickboxing to K1. You guys think we are all stupid?

Not everyone is stupid.
But, you certainly are.

 

[The Moloko man]

As I thought intently about flaming notoriousmillions I took a deep breath, gave a second thought and reconsidered...at which time a brick wrapped with a wrinkled note and rubber band smashed through my bedroom window

The note said....
"I hear and I forget, I see and I remember, I do and I understand"
Along with a formal invitation to a K1 tournament at the bottom

As i stood by my window pondering the fact that Confucius was not Japanese but Chinese
Another note wrapped brick sailed through my window into the bedroom
as I narrowly slipped it
I watched it bean my wife in the head and knock her copy of eat pray love out of her unconscience hands

That letter told me i passed both tests and I'd be receiving a first round bye in the tournament

 

[Underdog bjj jp]

Bought a slurpee from 7-11 and the cup had a peel off. It was an invitation to k1

 

[Slobodan]

I was just reading through this thread when I got an email notification from K-1 telling me I've been invited to this year's Grand Prix. I'll be fighting Semmy Schilt in the opening round.

 

[ConnorMacGregod]

Not everyone is stupid.
But, you certainly are.

So if I told you my grandmother just phoned me to tell me I was invited to K1 to fight their champion just because I told her once I knew a friend who does kickboxing would you believe me? Come on this is a blatant lie, you cant see that?

 

[Shamrockftw]

FFS, I need to Diaz taunt the cats that think they own my porch from now on

 

[benebox]

I would like to congratulate everyone who has posted on this thread. I am a representative for K1 and I would like to offically invite you all to sign up for our upcoming event.

 

[Team Sleep]

He didn't "fall off". He was never that good to begin with. He got exposed, because better fighters came to the sport.

Except they weren't better fighters when I made the statement. They got better over time. It would be like UFC 1 Gracie coming to mma now. He'd be exposed as entirely one dimensional. Doesn't mean he wasn't the very best at a time when different circumstances existed. That's life.

Iirc, the only time Pettis was well and truly exposed was by Guida. Which is funny, because he's never been anywhere near a belt, but has beaten more future and former champions than anyone.

Mma isn't some static sport where the best fighter is always going to win. Shit happens. The only real exposure that takes place is that people are human and that without a ref to stop it, even the best athlete or martial artist can be killed in battle.

Mma exposes everyone, in that regard.

 

[SlomiGa]

Yeah, I watched Kickboxer on DVD once and then got a phone call asking me to fight Cro-Cop

Dos Caras, is that you?

 

[Iamlegion666]

I would like to congratulate everyone who has posted on this thread. I am a representative for K1 and I would like to offically invite you all to sign up for our upcoming event.

I only liked a post, can I still try out?

 

[WalkenWouldOwn]

You mention that as if I give a fuck about the "joke" in this thread, or any other irrelevant one on Sherdog - to which there are many!

If my purpose was to be included in circle-jerks I would've done a much better job in preparing.



Not sure what that has to do with you thinking nobody could ragdoll Pettis. Those words should've never been typed, period.



If that was a reason to be banned on Sherdog, you and everyone else wouldn't exist.

Go back to getting humiliated in the Floyd subforum.

 

[tasticles]

After earning money on the streets busking as a clown and getting into trouble with the law, I stowed away on a ship bound for thailand and learnt muay thai. After 3 months of training I was formally invited to the lost city to compete in a fight tournament for the chance to win a golden dragon.

That sounds like something JCVD would come up with