Pettis' kickboxing record

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LOL @ all you cans actually being invited to fight at K-1. I'm being paid by K-1 to stay away from them cuz I would demolish all their fighters and make them look like a joke organization. UFC is also paying me to not expose Conor. I'm comfortably retired now of course with all the money these big organizations are paying me.

Enjoy your can smashing life. Hope they continue to pay me so I don't expose you scrubs.
 
ABSthetics said:
Take it in my brother. I know its difficult to process at first, but this is serious martial arts training. Not that crap you see on UFC Countdowns where they do stuff like grapple, resistance training, and do cardio. This is the purest form of combat.

Just your master, teammates, some old newspaper, volleyballs, heavybags, and your balls.

This is very serious training btw.
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:D We had some local guys here who "invented" their own martial arts.
Man I had a laugh. Well like in your vid above with zero fight experience. I even have their vids on my hd. The footwork is hm special. They called it ECS. "Elemental Claw Style". They were (well maybe are) dead serious about it.

I dont have a youtube acount etc otherwise I would link it for you. Were can I upload something like this without an account? Dont we have an bullshido thread on sherdog? Maybe I should post it there
 
Was just going thru all the presents and cards left behind for my newborn baby. My eyes widened when I looked atop his tummy time play mat and found this.

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Roads55 said:
Someone saw me shadowboxing in the park once, next week roy jones jr phoned me up and said he respected my boxing
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No he said he respects your hands just like he respects forrest griffin's hands
 
ABSthetics said:
Take it in my brother. I know its difficult to process at first, but this is serious martial arts training. Not that crap you see on UFC Countdowns where they do stuff like grapple, resistance training, and do cardio. This is the purest form of combat.

Just your master, teammates, some old newspaper, volleyballs, heavybags, and your balls.

This is very serious training btw.
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Ok I found the vid with our local "Elemental Claw Style" guys. Bad quality and someone made a fun yt video from it to have a laugh. The original videos were serious with lots of lessons like how to perform a "lightning bolt" etc. Not as spectacular like yours but also meant to show the serious birth of an elite MA.



maybe I will upload the original sometime but well you get a good look at their Pettis like footwork in this one
 
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listrahtes said:
:D We had some local guys here who "invented" their own martial arts.
Man I had a laugh. Well like in your vid above with zero fight experience. I even have their vids on my hd. The footwork is hm special. They called it ECS. "Elemental Claw Style". They were (well maybe are) dead serious about it.

I dont have a youtube acount etc otherwise I would link it for you. Were can I upload something like this without an account? Dont we have an bullshido thread on sherdog? Maybe I should post it there
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If its not too long you could use Gfycat or covert it to a Webm with a few sites like webmshare. Not too sure about uploading the vid, maybe someone else with someone else can chime in.

If you post it anywhere on here be sure to link me lol.
 
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listrahtes said:
Ok I found the vid with our local "Elemental Claw Style" guys. Bad quality and someone made a fun yt video from it. Not as spectacular like yours but also meant to show the serious birth of an elite MA.

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Glad to see Ben Askren team up with Renato Laranja to create a once in a life time fighting style not even meant for mere mortals to comprehend.

I might try some of this footwork and combine it with my 8 years of Dance Dance Revolution on at least Standard difficulty.

I'm glad we finally get to see what New Breed finally is, something that has been discussed on this site and many other for many years, now we finally know.

With all the videos and testimonials posted, K-1 is going to be quite difficult this year.
 
Bumping just because this thread is too amazeballs to be forgotten.
 
Just got a call from K1. Their 10 time reigning HW champion has resigned his position to pursue a more lucrative career as a manager at McDonalds. My fight against @Roop Holstry is now for the title!
 
Dear Sherdoggers, I must confess something to you... I am now the owner of K-1 and will be directly modeling my business plan after the greatest mind in the combat sport world.














The one and only, G in a Gi, and owner/operator of Metamoris...
Ralek Gracie.

So more than likely, you will all still get to fight. Just don't expect to get paid a fuc*ing cent.
 
Bloody noobs, I tried on a Gi once and Damien Maia came over and asked me to come to ADCC.

Seriously thanks to whoever bumped this, greatest thread ever.
 
feedhimbrah said:
I was reading this thread having a laugh at some of the posts when suddenly I heard a knock on my door and it was a bloke from k1, he asked me if I wanted to sign 3 fight contract.. naturally I did!
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I was laughing at this post and someome tapped my shoulder and handed me a K1 grand prix trophy.
 
Team Sleep said:
Nobody, including Aldo, is just going to smash Pettis. Aldo didn't smash Edgar. GTFO with this ridiculous horse shit.
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You still believe this?? Huh? Huh? Speak up
 
Crazy coincidence; I saw this thread bumped and the moment I clicked to see what was up I heard my phone ring. It was Paul Harris and he wanted to fly me to Brazil to train UFC with him.

Needless to say I told him to stop trolling as he ain't in the UFC anymore. I also said that I went through the Alan Belcher school of defending leg locks and he immediately started cranking the phone, disconnecting our call.

Last tweets from there are saying he is still cranking the Nokia phone, even though it went snap, crack and pop in just a couple of seconds.
 
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