Pettis' kickboxing record

[Lemmy]

Just got a call from K1.

Liar, i've never called you!

 

[315MMAFighter]

Yayyy the Golden thread is BACK!

 

[Will Samuelson]

Crazy coincidence; I saw this thread bumped and the moment I clicked to see what was up I heard my phone ring. It was Paul Harris and he wanted to fly me to Brazil to train UFC with him.

Needless to say I told him to stop trolling as he ain't in the UFC anymore. I also said that I went through the Alan Belcher school of defending leg locks and he immediately started cranking the phone, disconnecting our call.

Last tweets from there are saying he is still cranking the Nokia phone, even though it went snap, crack and pop in just a couple of seconds.

Bruh, I like your style BUT, the title of this thread clearly says "K1 and how we got there". Don't hijack it with UFC bizness brah.

 

[DorianGray]

Nobody, including Aldo, is just going to smash Pettis. Aldo didn't smash Edgar. GTFO with this ridiculous horse shit.

Rda smashed pettis

 

[315MMAFighter]

Good morning best thread of 2017 and all its inhabitants

 

[hardcoreBE]

Why do I only discover this thread now? This is pure gold!

 

[HeDucking]

Nobody, including Aldo, is just going to smash Pettis. Aldo didn't smash Edgar. GTFO with this ridiculous horse shit.

 

[PirateTetra]

4 years later and I still get notifications from people liking my post lmao

GOAT thread candidate for sure

 

[snowbro]

i kicked a cardboard box off the sidewalk while walking home yesterday, i got an email today inviting me to fight in K1

 

[Jack Move]

I took a nap today. One of those where you only mildly awake and are 3/4 still asleep. My legs were kicking at the covers with a great force in semi REM. Strangely enough a K1 representative was peering though my bedroom window. He forced himself through and I immediately awoke from the noise.

Thinking it was an intruder I regained base thanks to Gracie Combative and landed a teep to his solar plexus. Needles to say he was impressed by the force. He went on to state that he admired my semi REM kicks and the fully awaken teep.

Then and there I signed on the dotted line. I shall face an unknown opponent in mid December at Saitama Super Arena.

 

[BGknockout]

So after logging in my sherdog account and reading this thread... i got a knock at my door, mailman handed me an invite to a K-1 tourny. Weird isnt it?

 

[93confirmed]

Sadly, I never got the K1 invite.

 

[YES Cartwheel]

I was slidin' into First then I was feelin' somethin burst...K-1 invite. K-1 invite.

I was drivin' in my Chevy started feelin' somethin' heavy. K-1 Invite. K-1 invite.

 

[NotoriousMillions]

Nobody, including Aldo, is just going to smash Pettis. Aldo didn't smash Edgar. GTFO with this ridiculous horse shit.

You obviously missed the Holloway fight lmao

 

[YES Cartwheel]

You obviously missed the Holloway fight lmao

Lol at you giving yourself a shit-eating grin and a pat on the back for your witty reply when this thread is more than 8 months old lmfao lmfao

And also lol at you missing the entire point of why this thread was resuscitated hahaha

 

[Team Sleep]

You obviously missed the Holloway fight lmao

This thread is years old. A lot has changed.

 

[LiLoMMA]

You obviously missed the Holloway fight lmao

Ban for being dense

 

[kimocomplex]

I was drinking a beer at the bar, got mistaken for Tank Abbott. Got invited go fight Vitor Belfort in "League of Legends" Division of K-1 since UFC didn't want to run it

 

[The Moloko man]

WE BACK SHERDOG!!!!!!!!

I just got my 3D printer....K1 invitations for everyone!

 

[NotoriousMillions]

Lol at you giving yourself a shit-eating grin and a pat on the back for your witty reply when this thread is more than 8 months old lmfao lmfao

And also lol at you missing the entire point of why this thread was resuscitated hahaha

You mention that as if I give a fuck about the "joke" in this thread, or any other irrelevant one on Sherdog - to which there are many!

If my purpose was to be included in circle-jerks I would've done a much better job in preparing.

This thread is years old. A lot has changed.

Not sure what that has to do with you thinking nobody could ragdoll Pettis. Those words should've never been typed, period.

Ban for being dense

If that was a reason to be banned on Sherdog, you and everyone else wouldn't exist.